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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, September 5, 2006 Volume XV,
Number 57
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... Golden
Reflections morning coffee will be held September
6th at 10 a.m. in the McCune-Brooks hospital
cafeteria. Introduction to scrapbooking with
Michelle Dunlap of Show Me Scrapbooking. Call
359-2347 for more information. Visitors always
welcome.
Did Ya Know?... The
American Business Womens Association Peace
Star Chapter of Carthage invites you to join us
for "The Daniel ODonnell Show" in
Branson, November 25, 2006. Shopping and
sightseeing at "The Branson Landing",
and Lunch at "B.T. Bones". Cost for the
trip, $69.50. Reservations before Oct. 3rd, call
Sally Metcalf, 394-2213.
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today's
laugh
Why isnt there a special
name for the tops of your feet? - Lily Tomlin
I took a course in speed
waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten
minutes. - Steven Wright
Weather forecast for tonight:
dark. - George Carlin
Im a writer. I write
checks. Mostly fiction. - Wendy Liebman
I had dyslexia as a child and
wrote about it in my dairy. - Zach Galifianakis.
A glove is a shoe for the hand.
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1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Cases in Police Court.
Judge Buckbees court
was occupied awhile this morning with the case of Rose
Gee and Hester Gateway, two women who were arrested on
the street last night, charged with disorderly conduct.
They promptly pleaded guilty and were fined $5 and costs,
which, all told, amounted to $10 each.
Fishermen Have a
Mishap.
Galan Chitwood and Henry
Clark of Carl Junction started on a fishing expedition a
few days ago expecting to float from the mouth of Center
creek a considerable distance down Spring river, but had
not gone far till Mr. Chitwoods boat caught on a
part of an old dam at the Boston mills and upset. To save
anything was impossible. Two guns, 1,700 loaded shells, a
jug of "bait" and a lot of camp equipment went
to the bottom to rise no more, and as Mr. Chitwood was
floundering in the water a purse containing $70 washed
out of his pocket and floated downstream. Fortunately,
this was rescued.
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Today's
Feature
System Close to
Implementation.
New technology is
close to being implemented for use in
Carthages infrastructure. High resolution
aerial photographs were taken for use in a
geographical index system (GIS), a collaborative
effort between the Jasper County Commission,
Carthage Public Works Department, Carthage Water
and Electric Plant and other regional entities.
The aerial
photographs will be used by the Carthage Public
Works Department for increasing to photo-accuracy
the sewer and street plans of the City. Public
Works Director Chad Wampler says that the Public
Works Department received the photographs late
last week and is in the first steps of
demonstrating sewer and street overlays against
the base map. Examples will be available soon.
The County
Commission intends to use the overhead
photographs in conjunction with the Environmental
Contamination ordinance approved earlier this
year. The maps will illustrate areas of known
mining contamination as designated by the
Environmental Protection Agency. County Assessor
Don Davis says the system will have
"multitudes of uses" once implemented.
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Stench Report:
Thursday,
9/4/06
Stench
Detected Late Monday Evening on Carthage Square
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Onea my uncles didnt
care much for havin money in his mattress.
He wanted it in things that folks couldnt
haul away easily. It would be easy enough for
someone ta come in and carry off a bag full of
cash, but it would take a real man to carry off a
dump truck or a bulldozer. Thats where his money was kept. He
knew if he ever needed some cash, he could always
sell a piece of equipment.
In his later years, when it
wasnt as easy to get out and move that
equipment around, he got so he liked to see a
little cash accumulate. Found it was a lot more
flexible and easier to carry around.
He used to say, "Whether
youre rich or poor, its good to have
money."
I never had any argument
against that.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Here's
A Tip
By JoAnn Derson An easy way to store wrapping
paper for quick use is on a curtain rod. Mount a
small one (or several, for different styles of
paper) inside the door of a closet or on a garage
wall. Slip on the roll and mount. Now its
ready for use anytime, and its easy to get
just the amount you need. You can store rolled
ribbon right alongside it if the curtain rod is
long enough.
"You can use
eyeglass cleaner or a windshield cleaner with a
built-in defogger on bathroom mirrors. It helps
if you have a husband who likes a steamy shower,
then shaves right after. I was so tired of those
hand smears on the mirror, and now I dont
have to deal with them." -- Y.L. in Arkansas
Store dairy foods that
come in tubs -- yogurt, sour cream, cottage
cheese -- upside down in the refrigerator to make
them last longer.
Mix 1 part dish soap to
2 parts water and keep the mixture in a spray
bottle by your sink. Use it to spray heavily
soiled dishes for a soak, or to soap up your
sponge.
"If your kids own a
video-game console, then you might be aware that
after hour upon hour of playing, the console can
overheat and shut itself off. I devised an easy
way to keep the machine cooler, and therefore
less susceptible to costly damage from
overheating. I placed a cooling rack (the kind
used to cool cookies and other pastries after
cooking) on a hard surface (like a shelf in the
entertainment center or the top of the TV) and
put the console on top. This allows for
ventilation of every surface of the game system.
Also, make sure your kids dont keep
anything on top of the console or too close to
the sides, as that will hinder air flow as
well." -- C.E. in Florida
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