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                    The Mornin' Mail is
                    published every weekday except major holidaysFriday, December 28, 2007 Volume XVI, Number
                    136
 did
                ya know? Did Ya Know?... A New
                Years Eve Dance will be held at the VFW
                Post 2590 in Carthage, Monday, December 31 from 8
                p.m. to 1 a.m. Couples $25, Singles $15, In
                Advance, $22 - $12. Entertainment by the Highway
                66 Band.  Did Ya Know?... The
                Carthage Public Library will be closed at 5:00 on
                New Years Eve, Monday, December 31st and
                remain closed for New Years Day.  Did Ya Know?...
                Effective Monday, December 24th, Allied Waste
                Services will resume residential alley pickups
                for removal of garbage.  |  
                | today's
                laugh My brother has a new job
                catching flies. You mean he has to catch and kill flies?
 No, he doesnt kill them. He just catches
                them and puts them in my uncles new
                fly-catching machine.
 Mr. Jones: Johnny, use the word
                "philosophy" in a sentence.Johnny: Mr. Jones should philosophy if he has
                something stuck between his teeth.
 Tell me George, quick! Which is
                the right side of the road to keep on when
                youre running down a hill backwards like
                this?There are two times to address a golf ball;
                before and after swinging.
 | 1907INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Gave A Dancing Party. Mr. and Mrs. A. A. Ramsay gave an
        elegant and largely attended dancing party last night at
        their home on Grand avenue. They were assisted by Mr. and
        Mrs. Don Hamilton. The Light Guard orchestra of five
        pieces furnished some really excellent music, having
        recently secured the full complement of pieces played
        here by the Kansas City orchestra ast the Elks
        ball, as well as other fine music. "The Tail of the
        Kangaroo," "Ben Buxton" two-step,
        "Huckleberry Finn," "Singing Girl"
        waltz, and waltz from the "Fortune Teller,"
        were among the popular selections last night, some of
        which were never played in Carthage before. The two dancing rooms were canvassed
        for the occasion, and cozy corners were numerous. An
        evening of rare pleasure was enjoyed. The dancing
        continued until about 1 a.m. 
            
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                 | Today's
                Feature "Free Ride
                Into The New Year." The Carthage
                Police Department will once again be offering
                free taxi rides on New Years Eve from 10:00
                p.m. to 2:00 a.m. This will apply to inside the
                City limits of Carthage only. The goal is to
                reduce the number of impaired drives on the road
                and give them a way to get to and from their
                destination. Flyers are being handed out to all
                establishments that sell or serve alcohol in an
                attempt to get the message out to those that
                might not be aware of the service. The service
                can be requested on New Years Eve by
                calling 359-6589. 
 Ice/Winter
                Storm Debris Removal. Official News
                Release from the City Beginning January
                2, 2008, the Citys contractor for debris
                removal from the recent ice storm (J & R
                Disaster Services, LLC), will start removal work
                throughout the City. The contractor is scheduled
                to make 3 passes through the City, with a minimum
                of one weekend between each pass, to collect
                vegetative storm debris from the Citys
                right-of-ways. The contractor cannot go on
                private property to remove debris. Residents
                therefore must stack all vegetative storm debris
                at the street, behind the curb line. It is
                estimated that the debris removal will take no
                longer than 30 days. Residents are encouraged to
                complete their work as soon as possible in order
                for the contractor to collect all debris. Residents may
                still bring their vegetative storm related debris
                to the Citys demolition/composting
                landfill. Fees at the landfill will be waived for
                storm debris for Carthage citizens until February
                2, 2008.  For further
                information or questions, please contact the
                Citys Public Works Department at 237-7010.  |  
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 | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 I dont pay much attention to those end of
                the year/ beginnin of the year things ya
                see this time a year. I suppose there needs ta be
                a day or two ever so often that we allow
                ourselves to do a little reflectin
                bout how things are goin, but it
                seems that usually writers get sappy and what
                theyre talkin bout isnt
                of much consequence to me.
 I think the new year thing is mainly an
                excuse to let the hair down a little after the
                Christmas rush anyway. More of a reward for
                makin it through the holidays than a
                celebration of the comin of a new year.  I suppose there is some
                significance, though. Pushin out the old,
                bringin in the new. The realization that
                another year has slipped by, and that clock that
                didnt work last New Years Eve still
                hasnt been fixed. Maybe next year.  This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin.  |  
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 When I was young, my
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                is it about packaging and how had my mind changed
                from disgust to paying a high price to drink it? Well, seems Philip may have had
                an inborn instinct that was filling a need. We
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                like it used to be... more worn out. The nice
                thing is that we can now get minerals in liquid
                or tablet forms and not pay the price I paid
                years ago. These, of course, are more than just a
                jar of dirt. They are processed for human
                consumption. Just to name a couple of
                minerals; Chromium: This is an essential
                mineral. It is part of the "glucose
                tolerance factor," helping insulin burn
                sugar. In studies done at the University of
                Texas, chromium levels were found to be low in
                most patients. Richard Anderson, Ph.D. of the
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                response to vanadium.  Of course, it is imperative
                that you work with your doctor when introducing
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 artCentralArt Notes from Hyde House
 By Sally Armstrong, Director of artCentral
 Now, as the art is down from
                our last show of the year, I wish to thank Donna
                Roberts once again, and Kelly Moreland, for a
                fine exhibition at the holiday season. To date,
                Donna has sold eleven paintings, and Kelly eight,
                with one commission. I think that is close to
                being the most work sold at a show since
                Ive been here! Those who still have art to
                pick up, I have sent cards with instructions as
                to how that might be done, as we are still
                without a phone at the gallery. For those who
                might have missed the exhibition, you can see six
                of Donnas paintings at our satellite
                gallery, the ATRIUM GALLERY, inside the Sirloin
                Stockade restaurant on Central Avenue. This group
                of paintings will remain on display during the
                holidays, and come down after New Years, so
                we hope folks will enjoy that display as they go
                in for holiday dining. Now, looking towards the
                future, the calendar is getting full for the new
                season, and I can tell you now that we look
                forward to hanging an all new show of unique
                photography by Linda Teeter as our first
                exhibition in February, and that show will
                feature some unique side aspects to present that
                work, including sound and narration, so mark your
                calendars for February 8th, and the Opening of
                that great sounding extravaganza! As for now, we
                here at artCentral wish everyone a Happy New
                Year, and a great year of art in 2008! |  Copyright 1997-2007 by Heritage
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