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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, February 5, 2007 Volume XV, Number
162
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?...
Beginning February 5, volunteers will be
available at the C.A.N. D.O. Senior Center, 404
E. 3rd to assist with Missouri Property Tax
Credit Claims. Mondays from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m.
Did Ya Know?... Class of
2007 Project Graduation is holding a raffle for a
2007 Dodge Charger. Prize to be awarded at the
Big Man on Campus event, April 27. Only 2,500
tickets sold, must be 18 years of age to
purchase. Proceeds benefit Project Graduation.
$20 per ticket. Call 358-8786. Winner will be
responsible for all taxes, title fees, license,
registration and insurance costs.
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today's
laugh
It doesn’t make a
difference what temperature a room is, it’s
always room temperature. - Steven Wright
Man, endowed with that
incredible computer known as the human brain, has
used it to invent an electronic brain. - Sam
Levenson
When Coodlidge was president,
men bought stocks how had never even bought
toothpaste before. - Will Rogers
At today’s prices,
you’re lucky if you can make one end meet. -
Milton Berle
A jury consists of twelve
persons chosen to decide who has the better
lawyer. - Robert Frost
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1907
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Party Northwest of
Town.
A crowd of young folks
gathered at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Lindley, northwest
of town Saturday night and sprang a surprise on Mr. Ed
Lindley. Several games were played, after which ice cream
and cakes were served. Those present were:
Mr. and Mrs. Lindley,
Misses May Lindley, Maude Riggs, Effie Kolleburn, Nannie
Poncot, Clara Holderman. Messrs. Loren Arthur, Clark
Monett, Ed Holderman, Abe Lane, Will Gilbreath and Frank
Dintaman.
Beware of ointments for
Catarrh that contain mercury as mercury will surely
destroy the whole system when entering it through the
mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used
except on prescriptions from reputable physicians as the
damage they will do is tenfold to the good you can
possibly derive from them. Hall’s Catarrh Cure
contains no mercury.
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Today's
Feature
Old Lawsuit
Dropped.
The Jasper County
Commission at the end of last week agreed to drop
a lawsuit against former associate commissioner
Ben Johnson. The lawsuit was filed many years ago
to recover money from a pay raise later deemed
unconstitutional.
In 1998 a state
statute was passed allowing a one time raise for
Associate Commissioners when the term of office
was increased from two years to four years. A Mornin’
Mail article from December 23, 1998,
illustrates a debate seen prior to the approval
of the raise in the budget:
"County
Treasurer Jeannie Wells questioned the raises.
"‘Why
would you do that when Jim Spradling says
it’s illegal -unconstitutional?" said
Wells. "And we’re trying so hard to
trim the budget in other areas. Why do we have
Jim if we aren’t going to listen to
him."
‘Ben Johnson
disagreed. "What Jim has offered is not a
judgement, but a legal opinion," said
Johnson. "Only a court of law can strike it
down as unconstitutional."’
This dismissal
marks the end of a debate which lasted for years.
Anna Ruth Crampton, who also received a similar
raise and paid back the money, will be refunded.
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Stench Report:
Friday,
2/2/07
No Stench Detected Near the
Carthage Square
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
A friend a mine always goes
into football withdrawal this time a year. After
the Superbowl, he mopes around on Sunday
afternoons and nearly goes whacko on Monday
nights. I’m
guessin’ that one reason that Nascar races
are so popular is the fact that they fill the
void left on Sunday afternoons. ‘Course the
same could be said of Nascar fans pickin’ up
on the football season. They also have the
symptoms when the racin’ season ends in the
fall.
Although I like a good game or
race, I find they both serve the same purpose for
me. An excuse to sprawl out on the couch and take
a nice nap. I can get in on the beginnin’
strategy, they wake up to watch the final few
minutes and the recap. It makes for a
refreshin’ afternoon.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin’.
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This
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By Samantha MazzottaJacuzzi Woes
Q: A replacement
panel on our Jacuzzi tub arrived with a big
orange sticker on the front. The paper and the
sticky glue cannot be removed. I know I could
remove it with fingernail polish remover but I
don’t want to ruin the finish. I tried
rubbing alcohol, but it didn’t work. Do you
have a suggestion about what I could use to
remove it? -- Wanda C.
A: Un-Du Adhesive
Remover, a product found at craft stores, was
suggested by one of my readers. Similar products
like Goo-Gone are available at home-improvement
stores. And I’ve actually seen a suggestion
to smear peanut butter over the sticker (my guess
is the oil in the peanut butter soaks into the
label). If you try this method, don’t use
the crunchy version.
Q: After
purchasing an 8-year-old house, I noticed some
scratches inside the Jacuzzi tub in the master
bath. They don’t seem too deep. How do I get
rid of them? -- Jesse in Plano, Texas
A: Depending on
the extent and depth of the scratches, it may be
possible to polish them out. However, this job
takes a light touch and a lot of patience,
because the fiberglass surface can be permanently
damaged.
Purchase a
polishing compound for automobiles. (This
compound typically comes in two types: polishing
and rubbing compound. Choose the polishing type
only.) Apply in small circles using a soft,
lint-free cloth. Don’t scrub the surface or
otherwise try to hurry the process.
Another option,
especially with a large area of scratches, is to
use a power drill with a polisher attachment and
a soft polishing pad. Pay close attention to the
surface as you work, stopping frequently to make
sure the polisher is actually minimizing the
scratches and not just adding more to the
surface. Don’t press down on the drill.
Complete the
repair by rinsing and drying the surface, then
applying a coat of wax (plain, not polishing,
auto paste wax) over the scratched area to
protect it and further hide remaining scratches.
If this
doesn’t work or if the scratches are
extensive and deep, contact a professional
refinisher.
HOME TIP: Only
clean fiberglass tubs and surfaces with a
nonabrasive cleanser and a soft cloth. Even
supposedly "safe" abrasive cleansers
can damage these surfaces.
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