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                    Friday, January 12, 2007 Volume XV, Number
                    146 
                 
                did
                ya know? 
                Did Ya Know?... Class of
                2007 Project Graduation is holding a raffle for a
                2007 Dodge Charger. Prize to be awarded at the
                Big Man on Campus event, April 27. Only 2,500
                tickets sold, must be 18 years of age to
                purchase. Proceeds benefit Project Graduation.
                $20 per ticket. Call 358-8786. Winner will be
                responsible for all taxes, title fees, license,
                registration and insurance costs. 
                Did Ya Know?... Magic
                Moments Riding Therapy is accepting applications
                for new clients with special needs who want to
                benefit from therapeutic horseback riding. Magic
                Moments is a Premier Accredited Center serving
                Carthage and surrounding areas. Indoor and
                outdoor riding is available. Call 417 325-4490
                for more information. Magic Moments is also
                recruiting volunteers aged 14 and up who can help
                one evening a week. Located just south of I-44,
                close to Carthage. Call 417 325-4490 for details. 
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                today's
                laugh 
                If it werent for
                airlines, wed be up to our necks in
                honey-roasted peanuts.  
                Never eat at a restaurant that
                lists Pepto-Bismol soufflé as a dessert.  
                It was so cold I saw a
                politician with his hands in his own pockets. -
                Milton Berle 
                I used to be a translator for
                bad mimes. - Steven Wright 
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        1906 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        A $10,000 Real Estate
        Company. 
        The Moore-Veach Realty Co.
        filed articles of incorporation yesterday with a capital
        stock of $10,000 divided into shares of $10 each half
        paid in. The stockholders are Geo. W. Moore, $2,500; A.J.
        Bishir, $2,500; J.C. Veach, $2,500; and M.R. Lively,
        $2,500.  
        Murray Elliot visited Alba
        this morning, taking along a weighty consignment of
        $1,500 in silver from the Carthage bank for use in paying
        off the miners at the Alba bank. 
        Walker Boon and his
        sisters Misses Lucy and Sally took dinner with friends
        yesterday evening and attended theatre in Joplin later. 
        Ed Hall was a member of a
        theatre party which attended the "Land of Nod"
        last night at the Club.  
        Charles Sullivan and Fred
        Davis of Illinois, stopped off here yesterday on their
        way home to spend the day with J.T. Latshaw.  
        
            
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                Today's
                Feature 
                Not Upgraded to
                a Violation. 
                News release 
                The Missouri
                Department of Natural Resources has determined
                the excess emission documented on Dec. 12 at
                Renewable Environmental Solutions (RES) in
                Carthage was caused by a malfunction. Therefore,
                the department will not upgrade the incident to a
                Notice of Violation.  
                The
                departments Southwest Regional Office
                investigated excess odors coming from the
                facility and issued a Notice of Excess Emissions
                (NOEE) to RES on Dec. 15.  
                As required by
                rule, RES was given time to respond to the
                department and provide information about a
                potential startup, shutdown or equipment
                malfunction. The department evaluated RES
                response to the incident and determined the
                circumstances described did meet the definition
                of a malfunction. RES documented the exceedance
                resulted from "a malfunction condition,
                specifically, unanticipated cracks that developed
                over a short period of time in sections of a
                prefabricated, horizontal, elevated ductwork that
                carries oxidized vapors." RES repaired the
                cracks and added reinforcement brackets to the
                ductwork to minimize the risk of future
                occurrences. 
                The department
                previously upgraded a Nov. 15 Notice of Excess
                Emissions to a Notice of Violation on Dec. 7. The
                department has urged RES to immediately submit
                payment of $25,000 suspended penalty to the state
                for that violation. When paid, the fine will
                ultimately go to the Jasper County School Fund. 
                The
                departments main goal in any enforcement
                action is to help the facility successfully
                achieve compliance with the standards and then
                maintain compliance. The department will continue
                to work within Missouris laws and
                regulations to provide assistance and oversight
                to the facility. The department encourages
                citizens in the area to continue calling if they
                notice odors. Citizens may call the
                departments Southwest Regional Office at
                (417) 891-4300 or may call the Jasper County
                Satellite Office in Carthage at (417) 359-1524 or
                (417) 359-1525.  
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                Stench Report: 
                Thursday, 
                1/11/07 
                No Stench Detected on
                Carthage Square 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin', 
                I saw someone gettin a ticket the other day
                for squealin tires. Ive had a couple
                a friends growin up who probly woulda
                gone broke gettin tickets for that.Ive had the urge to squeal tires
                at least a few times myself, cept the six
                cylinder 48 pickup I was drivin at
                the time didnt give me many options.
                Bout the best I could accomplish was
                shiftin to second as I passed over the
                railroad track. Sometimes Id get a little
                "chirp" from the tires. (I woulda never
                thought of this "trick," but my older
                brother said he "accidently" discovered
                it.) 
                We were brought up to
                understand if we broke it, we fixed it. That
                always kept the abuse of the auto down to a
                minimum. Sides, if it was broke, we
                couldnt use it. Tire squealin was
                always a spectator sport for those livin at
                our house. 
                This is some fact, but mostly, 
                Just Jake Talkin.  
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                artCentral
                 
                Art Notes from Hyde House 
                By Sally Armstrong, Director of artCentral 
                This past weeks work-time
                has been spent on the business of the first
                newsletter for 2007. In addition to reporting on
                the success of our past show with Barbara
                Courtney, I am outlining the schedule for the new
                season, which will include seven new shows with
                artists that I am very excited about, some, brand
                new to the area. Two of these fine artists are
                John Fitzgibbon and Mary Lou Reed.  
                John will be opening our 2007
                season with a show of paintings in three media
                that we have titled: VARIETY! Color Is the Spice.
                This show opens Friday February 9th and will run
                through the 25th. Though John teaches workshops
                mainly for watercolor, his show will feature work
                in oil and acrylic as well, and some 24 paintings
                will be shown. John will be with us for the
                opening reception the night of the 9th at 6:00
                and those invitations will go out to the
                membership later this month. The public is
                invited to attend as well, as usual. 
                Additionally, and for the first
                time in over a year, we will be featuring a
                workshop with John in Beginning and Intermediate
                watercolor on two weekends. These classes are for
                adults 17 years or older and anyone can sign up
                regardless of proficiency level in this medium.
                The first workshop will be February 9, 10, and
                11th and will be held at the Hyde House from 9-
                4:00 daily with an hour in the middle for
                "sack lunch" on the site. The price is
                $40.00 per day, and you may sign up for all three
                days for a complete class, or just the days you
                can come. This first weekend will be considered
                Beginning Level. The following weekend, February
                16, 17, and 18th will be a second workshop for
                Intermediate Level Watercolor and will be the
                same hours and cost. If either weekend is
                "snowed or seriously iced-out" we will
                go to the weekend of February 23, 24 and 25th as
                a make-up weekend. Sign-up forms will be sent to
                all members in the new newsletter due out early
                next week, or you can call artCentral and stop by
                for a form beginning next week. Pre-payment
                reserves your place, and the classes are limited
                in size, so if you are interested let us know as
                soon as possible. Further instructions and a
                supply list will be given to those who reserve
                places in the classes, and refunds will be made
                only for weather cancellations. For further
                information, call me at 417 358 4404, and I can
                answer your questions. We are very excited to
                feature John, who holds workshops all over the
                country, and hope that area artists will take
                advantage of this opportunity to brush-up on
                their skills in this new year! 
                More on this workshop and a
                second one in March by Mary Lou Reed, next week! 
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