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                    The Mornin' Mail is
                    published every weekday except major holidaysMonday, June 11, 2007 Volume XV, Number 251
 did
                ya know? Did Ya Know?... Spare
                Cat Rescue will help pay for the spay or neuter
                of your cat. Call for details. 417-358-6808. Did Ya Know?... Kelcey
                Schlichting, a local blind 5th grader is a
                finalist in the 7th annual National Braille
                Challenge to be held in Los Angeles, June 22
                & 23. An account has been established at SMB
                bank to help raise funds for her transportation
                and food on the trip. Donations can be made at
                any SMB location. Did Ya Know?...
                Crossroads Chapter No. 41 will meet Tuesday
                night, June 19 at 7:00 p.m. int he Legion Rooms
                of the Memorial Hall. The sons of Veterans can
                now join the auxiliary of the Disabled American
                Veterans.  |  
                | today's
                laugh You know what a purpose is?Sure - a purpose is an Indians baby.
 No - thats a papoose.
 A papoose? Why, thats the last car on a
                freight train.
 No - thats a caboose.
 A caboose? Thats what you eat with corned
                beef. You know, corned beef and caboose.
 Hows that play
                youre writing coming along?It still needs a little filling in.
 How much?
 Well, I have the title completed and all the acts
                numbered.
 | 1907INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Time Card A
        Mistake. The editor yesterday was
        in receipt of the following letter from Hon. W.B.
        Doddridge, general manager of the Missouri Pacific
        Railway Co., and as it concerns a matter of interest to
        the general public, it is here given space; Dear Sir. - Referring to
        your communication in regard to our train service to
        Joplin breaking connection with the Missouri Pacific fast
        mail train at Pleasant Hill: The time card recently
        inaugurated was an oversight. It was manifestly a mistake
        and as soon as brought to our attention instructions were
        issued to correct the same, which will be done as soon as
        a time card can be prepared and printed. We expect to give you
        better service so far as the mail is concerned, than
        heretofore. The train connecting with the fast mail will
        leave Kansas City about 8 a.m., arriving at Joplin about
        2:30 p.m. - intermediate points at a correspondingly
        earlier hour.  Yours truly, W.B.
        Doddridge 
            
                |  | Today's
                Feature To Review
                Variance Request. The Carthage
                Zoning Board of Adjustment will meet this
                afternoon at 4:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers of
                City Hall. The board is to discuss a variance
                request pertaining to the minimum lot size for a
                proposed subdivision south of Vine Street between
                Elm St. and Short St., as requested by Tammy
                Neil.  According to City
                Code, the minimum lot size is 6,000 square feet.
                Neils request is that the City allow a
                variance to reduce the minimum lot size to
                between 3,500 and 4,200 per lot.  The proposed 22
                lot subdivision would be named Maplewood Meadows.
                According to information provided by Neil the
                subdivision would aim at providing affordable new
                housing in a depressed area. Restrictions
                proposed within the area would help prevent
                deterioration to the neighborhood. The
                restrictions would be enforceable by the City.  City Staff has
                reviewed the request and is recommending that the
                Zoning Board of Adjustment deny the variance,
                citing that it would not be in the best interest
                of Carthage citizens.  
 V.F.W. Post
                2590 75th Anniversary. Carthage V.F.W.
                Post 2590 will celebrate its 75th anniversary
                during its regular meeting to be held today, June
                11, 2007.  Jesse Jones,
                Missouri State Commander of the Veterans of
                Foreign Wars, will be among the dignitaries
                honoring the Carthage Post.  All members are
                urged to attend the meeting, which will be
                followed by a social hour.  The Carthage Post
                received its charter on June 4th, 1932, with 22
                members listed on the charter. Currently the Post
                has 280 members, the Ladies Auxiliary has 110
                members, and the newest branch, the Mens
                Auxiliary, has 34 members. The objective of
                the Veterans of Foreign Wars is to support troops
                in harms way, to take care of the widows and
                orphans. Post 2590 supports a national home in
                Eaton Rapids, Mich., Scholarship programs such as
                Voice of Democracy and Patriot Pen; V.A.
                Hospitals and other Social help agencies.  |  
                | 
 | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 Of all those sayins we all grew up with,
                the one I always underestimated was "ya
                dont judge a person by their friends, ya
                judge a person by their enemies."
 Now an enemy is a pretty strong
                relationship in most eyes, but it could be more
                of an incidental type of enemy. For instance, the
                police are supposed to be the enemy of the bad
                guys. You wouldnt want em bein
                friends.  The word "enemy" has
                gotten a bad rap over the years. Ya cant be
                an enemy unless there is a correspondin
                enemy. If one is bad, the other could just as
                well be good.  The way I see it, havin
                an enemy or two may not always be a bad thing.
                The main problem bein, unlike friends, you
                dont usually have much say when it comes ta
                pickin.  This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin.  |  
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 | This Is A HammerBy Samantha Mazzotta
 High Electric
                Bill? Get an Energy Audit Q: I read with
                interest the article about the homeowner with
                high electric usage. He is using 300
                kilowatt-hours more than his neighbor. But what
                about his total usage? A total energy audit of
                his home may provide some answers. The audit should
                focus particularly on electrical loads --
                appliances, motor load, etc. As an energy
                auditor, state-certified in Maine, I always had a
                sit-down session with the customer and logged the
                number of occupants in the house, their age and
                gender. You would be surprised how much more
                energy-intensive girls are compared with boys. If you are going
                to model the energy use, it must be related to
                the familys living habits and comfort
                levels (air temperature) maintained in the
                structure. Even in a well-insulated home,
                cranking the thermostat to 75 degrees in winter
                or 72 degrees in summer will be reflected in the
                energy use. In short,
                theres nothing wrong with comparing your
                energy use with your neighbors, but it is
                not the best approach. Neither is paying an
                electrician to detect a possible electrical leak
                (at least, not at this time). Do the energy audit
                first; then, if you have a problem measuring the
                audit figures against the amount actually
                consumed, consider other avenues. I commend the
                customer for monitoring his energy use; however,
                a qualified utility representative should be
                willing to methodically address the issue. Such
                occurrences were always a challenge for me as a
                utility employee for 30 years. I hope the
                customers local utility will respond with
                the same enthusiasm as my company did in
                resolving the questions of this concerned
                customer. -- Roger P., Leesburg, Fla. A: Thank you,
                Roger! This is great advice. These days, many
                utility companies offer do-it-yourself energy
                audit kits for free. However, most can schedule a
                representative to come and perform an audit. Even
                if homeowners dont notice a big discrepancy
                in their power bills from one year to the next, a
                home energy audit can result in big savings. HOME TIP: Heating
                accounts for the biggest chunk of a typical
                utility bill, according to the U.S. Department of
                Energy. For more information, including how to
                conduct a do-it-yourself home energy audit, visit
                its Web site at www.eere.energy.gov/. |  Copyright 1997-2007 by Heritage
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