The Mornin' Mail is
                    published every weekday except major holidays 
                    Thursday, May 24, 2007 Volume XV, Number 240 
                 
                did
                ya know? 
                Did Ya Know?... The City
                of Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes
                through Friday, May 25th. Areas will be sprayed
                in the evening of regular trash pickup, between
                the hours of 8:00 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. It is
                recommended that citizens turn off attic or
                window fans when the sprayer is in the immediate
                area.  
                Did Ya Know?... A golf
                tournament will be held Friday, June 1 at
                Muncipal Golf Course. 1:30 p.m. shotgun start -
                $50.00 per player - prizes, lunch and fun
                contests. $50.00 per player. Proceeds help offset
                the cost of summer football camps for Carthage
                High School football team.  
                Did Ya Know?... Kelcey
                Schlichting, a local blind 5th grader is a
                finalist in the 7th annual National Braille
                Challenge to be held in Los Angeles, June 22
                & 23. An account has been established at SMB
                bank to help raise funds for her transportation
                and food on the trip. Donations can be made at
                any SMB location.  
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                today's
                laugh 
                Do you know what those crooks
                will do if they catch you stealing from them? 
                No, what? 
                Theyll hang you by the nails. 
                Not me. 
                Why not? 
                I bite my nails. 
                What do they call all the
                little rivers that run into the Nile? -
                Juveniles! 
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        1907 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        In Circuit Court. 
        In the damage case of J.N.
        Whaley vs. M.L. Coleman et al, the jury reported this
        afternoon that they could not agree and were discharged.  
        In the damage case of
        Thomas A. Ford vs. the Joplin Kentucky Zinc Co.,
        judgement was rendered for the plaintiff for $300 as per
        stipulations. 
        The womens
        missionary society of the Baptist Church will meet
        tomorrow afternoon at 2:3- p.m. with Mrs. Robert Bowen,
        at 121 Garrison avenue. The topic of study will the
        "Alaska, the country, people and their
        religion." Mrs. R.T. Stickney will have charge of
        the program and the ladies quartette will sing. All
        ladies cordially invited.  
        Thomas Wright has been
        very sick for the past few weeks, but is showing signs of
        improvement now.  
        
            
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                Today's
                Feature 
                Approved EEZ,
                Comprehensive Plan.  
                Carthage City
                Council members during Tuesdays meeting
                approved two ordinances which City officials
                believe may have a long-term impact on the City.
                The Council approved a motion to enter into the
                application for Joplins Enhanced Enterprise
                Zone. The application, which Joplin is to submit
                to the Missouri Department of Economic
                Development, would allow for tax abatement and
                tax credits for the purpose of adding incentives
                to new or relocating businesses. Though Joplin
                has initiated the request for zoning, the
                territory covered in the plan encompasses areas
                of Carthage and several other surrounding
                communities.  
                Council also
                approved a motion to enter into contract with
                Planning Works of Kansas City for a City
                comprehensive plan. The comprehensive plan would
                be used to guide the growth of the City,
                providing a strategy for economic development and
                continued historic preservation. The previous
                comprehensive plan was conducted in 1994.
                Planning Works bid for the job included
                several workshops with citizens and City
                officials, to be conducted over approximately one
                year.  
                Council member
                Larry Ross made a motion to postpone the vote on
                an ordinance that would lease property to
                McCune-Brooks Hospital for the purpose of
                constructing a doctor complex near the new
                hospital site. Ross said he felt there was some
                confusion about the proposal and wished to get
                more information from McCune-Brooks CEO Bob
                Copeland prior to voting on the matter.  
                Due in part to
                High school graduation which was held on Tuesday,
                council members Mike Harris, Tom Flanigan and
                Bill Fortune were not present at the meeting.
                Ross said he felt the postponement would allow
                another opportunity for the full council to hear
                the details on the lease. The motion to postpone
                was approved unanimously.  
                Council also
                approved three street closures presented by the
                Public Safety Committee. The Carthage Relay For
                Life event on June 1 and 2, the Annual Sidewalk
                Sale to be held on July 28th and the Maple Leaf
                Parade on October 20th were the three items for
                which street closure was requested. All items
                were approved unanimously.  
                 
                Recoupment
                Works. 
                An ordinance
                designed to help the Police Department recoup
                expenses for DUI arrests is doing what it was
                intended to do, according to Police Chief Dennis
                Veach. Veach reported at a recent Public Safety
                committee meeting that the ordinance, which has
                been in effect for approximately one year, has
                resulted in the recovery of roughly $800 from
                persons arrested for DUIs in the City.  
                The goal of the
                ordinance was to help alleviate the expense of
                DUI arrests, including the cost for Breathalyzer
                tests, blood tests and jail time. All of these
                items are an expense to the City which previously
                had been paid for from the Police budget. Last
                year a new state legislature allowed City
                governments to establish an ordinance to help
                recoup these expenses.  
                The costs include
                processing at $16.00 per hour for the officer or
                officers making the arrest, breath test at
                $20.00, Blood test at $120 when applicable, and
                incarceration at $40 per day. 
                Veach said that
                the approximately $800 was recovered from 14
                individual arrests which resulted in
                incarceration.  
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin', 
                The remote control on the TV started actin
                up the other day. I almost went into a panic. As
                I started takin it apart my mind rushed
                through a series of flashes that all ended up
                with me havin to get up and switch the TV
                by hand.And then the
                real problem struck, I dont have any idea
                of how ta turn on the TV without the remote
                control.  
                I pulled out the battery, which
                doesnt look like it could be bought at the
                Quick-Trip. I started imaginin
                standin in line, fillin out a report
                and havin ta wait for three months while
                they mail a new battery from the manufacturer.  
                I looked at for a while, put it
                back in and presto, the remote started
                workin again. Sometimes I amaze myself
                bein able to repair such complicated pieces
                of equipment. 
                This is some fact, but mostly, 
                Just Jake Talkin.  
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                By Tom and Ray Magliozzi 
                Dear Tom and Ray:  
                Ive been a fan of yours
                for a long time, and I thought you might be able
                to help. When I was a kid growing up in the
                Bronx, I had a fascination with the emblems on
                VWs and used to steal them. They popped off
                easily with a screwdriver. Im not proud of
                having done that, and my dad actually had to come
                get me at the police precinct after I was caught
                in a hospital parking lot trying to lift one of
                the emblems off a doctors car. I am now in
                my mid-50s and would like to be able to
                purchase the emblems (without the cars attached)
                in order to re-create my adolescent collection.
                Any suggestions where to go? - Bob 
                TOM: Well, you can buy them
                new, Bob. Theyre sold as replacement parts
                - mostly to VW owners whove had their
                emblems stolen by rotten little kids! 
                RAY: You can get those new ones
                from any VW dealer, or find them for sale online
                from auto-parts stores that do business on the
                internet. 
                TOM: But I suspect that what
                you really want are used VW emblems - ones that
                have a history, even if you dont know what
                that history is. And you probably want a bunch of
                different ones, from different-size VWs. You want
                a small one from the Jetta, and a big one from a
                Microbus. 
                RAY: You can find those on
                eBay. Most of them are being sold by rotten
                little kids whove popped them off VWs in
                hospital parking lots. Maybe if you threaten to
                turn the kid in, hell confess to how he got
                it, and youll be able to relive your entire
                youth vicariously. Good luck, Bob.  
                 
                RACING 
                By Greg Zyla 
                Sponsored by Curry Automotive 
                Glory Days
                Preserved in Racing Museums 
                This weeks
                column is dedicated to all the vintage racing
                organizations,because each one has its own
                personality in preserving the glory days of the
                sport. 
                Recently, I
                attended the Gary Wolford Fish Fry and Silver
                Springs Speedway Reunion at the Latimore Valley
                Fairgrounds, near Dillsburg, Pa. Wolford was a
                standout racer at now-closed Silver Springs
                Speedway, which is near Williams Grove Speedway
                in Mechanicsburg, Pa. 
                The Latimore
                Valley Fairground is home to the Eastern Museum
                of Motor Racing. This organization recently
                announced that the Dean of Motorsports himself,
                Chris Economaki, is donating his entire book
                collection to add to an already outstanding
                collection of vintage race cars and artifacts
                that are housed in a separate research library
                room. Included are rare books, documents and
                photos pertaining to the sport of auto racing.
                EMMR also features a gift shop full of many great
                books, videotapes, photos, artists prints
                and many famous race cars. 
                EMMR is a
                100-percent volunteer organization that has no
                employees and pays no wages. Every hour of
                service devoted to the organization is the result
                of someones personal generosity, and every
                dollar contributed is spent for the organization.
                 
                Becoming a member
                of a vintage racing organization is a great way
                to help preserve the sport we all love so much.
                Check "Vintage Racing Organizations" on
                the Internet, and youll be surprised what
                you find.  
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