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                    published every weekday except major holidays 
                    Monday, October 22, 2007 Volume XVI, Number
                    89 
                 
                did
                ya know? 
                Did Ya Know?... An
                American Red Cross Blood Drive will be held
                Thursday, October 25th from 1:30 to 7:00 p.m. in
                the First Nazarene Church, 2000 Grand, Carthage.
                Refreshments to all donors. Donor card or photo
                ID required. 
                Did Ya Know?... The
                McCune-Brooks Diabetic Support Group will meet
                October 24th at 4:00 p.m. in the hospital
                cafeteria. Topic is Diabetes and Exercise. Call
                359-2355 for more information.  
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                today's
                laugh 
                What are you doing with that
                rice? 
                I bought it by mistake. 
                Most people go shopping on purpose.  
                Yes - but this was funny. I saw a man coming down
                the street with a shotgun, so I followed him.  
                So what? 
                I thought there was going to be a wedding. 
                So you stopped and got the rice? 
                Yes, but the joke was on me. It turned out to
                just be a bank robbery.  
                They put my uncle in jail for
                stealing, but it wasnt his fault. 
                Oh, it wasnt? 
                No, how could he have known that the woman
                didnt mean what she said? 
                |What did she say? 
                He was helping her clean houses; and she gave him
                a rug and told him to beat it.  
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        1907 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Encountered a Rough
        Woman. 
        Miss Ella Knight writes
        friends in this city of quite a thrilling experience of
        herself and a young lady friend in St. Louis recently.
        She and this young friend, who is a college student, went
        to St. Louis to see a parade. A boisterous woman who was
        near them on the pavement accused the girls of shoving
        and warned them not to do so again. They assured her they
        were not shoving, but a moment later the crowd surged
        them agains the woman with renewed force, when she turned
        and dealt Miss Knights companion a blow in the
        throat which rendered the girl quite unconscious for a
        couple of hours. The woman was taken to the police
        station and the young lady has to all appearances totally
        lost her voice as a result of the assault.  
        In spite of the fact that
        the recent warm weather is unfavorable for selling
        clothing, Aaron Myers is doing quite a lively business. 
        
            
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                Today's
                Feature 
                Minimum Wage
                Law. 
                Hourly wage to
                increase from $6.50 to $6.65 per hour 
                Effective January
                1, 2008, and as required by last years
                ballot initiative, Missourians will see an
                increase to the minimum wage. Beginning the first
                of the year, the states minimum hourly wage
                will increase by 15 cents from $6.50 to $6.65 per
                hour. 
                Missouris
                minimum wage law was adopted by Missourians last
                year by 76 percent of the vote. The rate change
                was announced recently by the Department of Labor
                and Industrial Relations, based on a 2.2 percent
                change in the Consumer Price Index between July
                2006 and July 2007. 
                The minimum wage
                law applies to all businesses/employees that are
                not specifically exempted. Any business, except
                retail or service businesses whose annual gross
                volume sales or business is less than $500,000
                needs to pay non-exempt employees the minimum
                wage. 
                To learn more
                about Missouris minimum wage law or to
                print a minimum wage poster, please visit the Web
                site, www.dolir.mo.gov/ls/minimumwage/ or call
                the Missouri Division of Labor Standards at (573)
                751-3403. 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin', 
                As a kid our teachers didnt make us learn
                multiplication tables past the 10s. I actually
                never really learned the 9s, but could figure the
                tens pretty easy. Instead of just learnin
                the 9s, Id multiply by ten and then
                subtract the number. Say, 9 x 8. Eight times ten
                is eighty, subtract one 8 and ya get 72.I always thought I had figured out a
                real secret, but the other day I picked up a book
                that taught several little tricks to make
                figurin math in you head easier. It was
                published back in the 30s. The author had figured
                all the angles and had a shortcut of some kind
                for most all math type of problems.  
                I suppose I wasnt as
                smart, or as dumb, as I thought I was. I still
                figure a little math ever now and then on paper
                just for practice, but the calculator is always
                nearby. 
                This is some fact, but mostly, 
                Just Jake Talkin. 
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                Sponsored  
                by: 
                Oldies & Oddities | 
                This Is A Hammer 
                By Samantha Mazzotta 
                Removing
                Wallpaper 
                Q: The dining room
                and kitchen of the house we recently purchased
                have dingy, faded wallpaper in place. Whats
                the best way to remove this so that we can paint
                the walls? -- Kara G., Portland, Maine 
                A: Wallpaper
                removal, even at the best of times, is a
                time-consuming, exhausting, dusty, dirty job. It
                can also be somewhat exhilarating as you rip
                paper from the walls, but this comes in small
                doses. Im just preparing you for the job --
                because removing the old wallpaper and repainting
                the walls is ultimately worth the effort. 
                Youll need a
                putty knife, wallpaper scraper, wallpaper scorer,
                a spray bottle filled with mild soapy water,
                dropcloths, sponges, a scouring pad and coarse
                sandpaper. A dust mask, hat and gloves should be
                worn. Depending on the difficulty involved in
                removing the wallpaper and glue beneath, you may
                need to rent a wallpaper steamer.
                Wallpaper-removing solution is also available,
                but this is a somewhat caustic product that
                generates lots of fumes, requiring a respirator
                mask, eye and skin protection, so consider it a
                worst-case-scenario item. 
                After clearing out
                furniture and putting down dropcloths, test the
                wallpaper by selecting a loose corner and gently
                pulling away from the wall. Encourage the paper
                along by running the putty knife or scraper
                between the paper and wall.  
                Older paper tends
                to peel away and leave the backing and glue
                behind. And such glue is often practically
                petrified. To make removal easier, spray
                soap-and-water solution on the surface of the
                wallpaper and let it soak for a few minutes
                before peeling. If the wet spray doesnt
                work, use the rental steamer (careful, as
                its very hot) to soften the backing and
                glue. Scrape away softened material with the
                putty knife; attack stubborn backing blobs with
                coarse sandpaper. 
                As I said,
                wallpaper removal is a tough job. Do the work in
                batches, allotting a certain amount of time to
                the job each day. If youre tired or
                hurried, the walls may not be cleaned properly,
                and that will show up under the paint. 
                HOME TIP: Before
                painting a wall, sand the surface with fine-grit
                sandpaper to create a slightly rough surface to
                which the paint will adhere. 
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