today's
laugh
"Mr. Chairman," complained
the speaker, stopping in his address, "I have been
on my feet nearly ten minutes, but there is so much
ribaldry and interruption, I can hardly hear myself
speak."
"Cheer up, guvnor,"
came a voice from the rear, "you aint
missin much."
The man at the theater was annoyed by
the conversation in the row behind.
"Excuse me," he said,
"but we cant hear a word."
"Oh," replied the talkative
one, "and is it any business of yours what Im
telling my wife?"
"Whats the best cure for
seasickness?"
"Give it up."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
WOMAN IN A CISTERN.
A Big Crowd, Ropes and Ladder
Attracted to the Scene - Walker Boon Played Hero and
Lifted the Old Lady from the Frigid Water.
Between 11 o'clock and noon today that
part of Carthage in the vicinity of Maple and Tenth
streets was aroused by the loud cries of a woman who
rushed about the neighborhood shouting that her mother
had "fallen in the well."
A score of neighbors hastened to the
little house at the southwest corner of Maple and Tenth
streets in response to the cries. There they found that
Mrs. Margaret Wallace, an elderly woman, who lives in the
house with her two daughters, Mrs. Eliza Smalding and
Mrs. James Askins, was in the cistern at the rear of the
house, calmly standing in water up to her neck.
Willing hands were quickly at work to
rescue her from her perilous position. The entire south
end of town seemed to learn of the mishap at once and in
a few minutes there was a perfect mob of people
assembled. At least three ladders were brought and as
many ropes.
A rope was lowered to her, but she made
no effort to take hold of it or to extricate herself, and
Walker Boon, who was in the crowd, stepped boldly to the
front to save her. A ladder was lowered into the inky
depths of the cistern and Walker went down, tied the rope
about the woman's shoulders and throwing his arms about
her steadied her as she was hoisted to the surface.
When she was safely on terra firma she
gasped, "How did you know I was in there?"
This, with other circumstances, leads to the belief that
the old lady attempted suicide by drowning.
She is about 50 years old and has been
ill for some time, suffering from a nervous trouble, but
no other cause can be assigned for the rash act, if it
was an attempt to end her life.
The aperture at the top of the cistern
is very small and she could hardly have slipped or fallen
in unintentionally, and this fact adds color to the
suicide theory.
When a reporter called at the house at
noon today, he was greeted with "I don't want
nothing said about it at all," from Mrs. Askins, and
that was the sum of all the information which could be
elicited from her, she finally leaving the reporter alone
on the porch and retiring into the house.
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Today's Feature Outgoing Council Has Strong Finish.
The outgoing City Council voted
for an increase in future members individual
expense checks, kept their traditional Christmas
light stance, and voted down an incentive program
for the 71A Partnership development during
Councils last few minutes of service last
Tuesday night.
The ordinance to increase
Council members monthly expense check from $50 to
$75 was introduced at the last Council meeting by
outgoing member Bill Johnson. Johnson told the
Council that there had not been an adjustment in
the 14 years he had been on the Council and felt
the increase was warranted. Charlie Bastin
repeatedly stated that the Council wasnt
worth it. Bastin, Lugene Clark, and Bill Fortune
voted against the measure.
Member Mike Harris was not at
the meeting due to business travel. His absence
was critical in the vote on the proposed 71A
Partnership development plan. The vote for
approval was 5-4 but a majority, 6, of the
sitting Council is required to pass. The Harris
vote would have enabled passage if affirmative,
or would have created a tie if he voted against.
In the latter case, Mayor Riley would have voted
to break the 5-5 tie. It was apparent that the
Mayor favored the proposal.
Mike Woody, one of the 71A
partners, was at the meeting and was surprised at
the defeat of the measure that would have used
fifty percent of new City sales tax generated by
the development to help pay for infrastructure
costs. The agreement would have given the
Partnership up to fifteen years to recoup their
investment of up to $900,000 in infrastructure,
which included road, water and wastewater, and
two traffic signals.
Initial development plans,
which have been working their way through
committee hearings since last fall, gave a
detailed estimated land use. The list of possible
uses included three motels, a home center, five
restaurants, a shopping center, and office space.
Council member J.D. Whitledge
told the Council that he felt the City should not
be interfering with the free enterprise system
and he would not vote for the plan. Members
Lujene Clark, Donna Harlan, and Charlie Bastin
also voted against.
With the installation of three
new Council members, the after-meeting discussion
centered on a possible reconsideration of the
bill at the next Council meeting. Some effort was
made by supporters to quickly educate the new
members of the positive aspects of the program.
The issue of when the City
Christmas lights would be turned on was brought
back to the floor by Council member Bill Johnson.
He opposed the Councils decision to not
turn them on until after Thanksgiving.
He said that when the motion
was made, during the last Council meeting to
allow the lights be lit on November 13,
supporters of the proposal were not allowed to
address the Council.
The Council voted to allow the
opportunity and Chamber Director Heather Kelly
and business owner Jack Vandergriff spoke on the
benefits of the early date. After respectfully
listening, the Council quickly voted again to
kill the early date. There was no movement in the
way individual members voted. Johnson, Boyer,
Dunaway, and Henry voted for. Harlan, Clark,
Whitledge, Bastin, Fortune voted against. Harris
had also voted against at the earlier meeting.
Victorian Carthage President Jo
Ellis told the Council that even though Kelly
read a letter from the Director of the historic
organization endorsing the early date, the
Victorian Carthage Board had not taken a stance
on the issue.
Similarly, Carthage Main Street
took no official public stance on the issue.
Director Diane Sharits told the Mornin
Mail that the issue had never been discussed
by the Main Street Board.
City Budget hearings are
scheduled to begin next Wednesday.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
First Ward outgoing Council
member Nolan Henry gave what he called his
"last big speech" near the end of
his last Council meetin on Tuesday.
Newly elected Fifth Ward representative Don
Stearnes complemented outgoin member
Lujene Clark for her two years on the
Council. Bill Johnson made his last comments
as a Council member after 14 years of
service. Former Mayor Riley once again
praised the efforts of the Council members
and all of the volunteers that help to make
the City a better place to live.
All in all, it was a down
right civil transfer of power. The new
committee appointments were fairly well
accepted and the work of puttin a
budget together begins in earnest next week.
The newcomers and the old hands (nothin
personal) will have a short honeymoon.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click and Clack Talk Cars
Dear Tom and Ray :
I own a 1991 Honda Accord with
37,000 miles on it. Last week when it was in for
a valve adjustment, it was discovered that the
cam shaft oil seal was leaking. Oil has gotten
all over the timing belt. The mechanic suggested
that the oil should rapidly deteriorate the
timing belt, and that I should have the timing
belt, and oil seal replaced soon to prevent
possible further engine damage. I intend to keep
the car for another five years or so. What would
you recommend? - John
Ray: Id go right ahead
and replace the seal and the belt, John. But
its not an emergency. I mean, I
wouldnt rate it at the same level of
urgency as, say, running out of toilet paper.
Tom: You can do it at your
convenience. The belt will not "rapidly
deteriorate." Its designed to work OK
even with some oil on it. After all, its
housed in the presence of all of those oil seals.
Over time, it may deteriorate some, but its
not going to happen in few hundred miles.
Ray: On the other hand, we
recommend changing the timing belt at 60,000
miles anyway. Plus, you have an oil leak. And if
you were to run too low on (or out of) oil, you
could do serious engine damage. Not to mention
all those unsightly blemishes on your garage
floor!
Tom: So since you are going to
keep the car for another five years, why not fix
it right away and not have to worry about it ever
again? Theres no advantage to waiting. And
while theyre in there, spend an additional
20 bucks and have them change the crank shaft
seal too.
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