The Mornin' Mail is published daily Thursday, April 2, 1998 Volume VI, Number 202

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Did Ya Know...The R-9 School Board approved contracts for asbestos abatement at the Junior High and Senior High Schools at a special meeting March 31. Bids of $45,275 for abatement and $12,950 for the air sampling phase were accepted.

Did Ya Know. . . The Farmers Market and Sidewalk Bazaar will be located on the South side of the Square during April, May and June on Wednesdays, and on the East side of the Square on Saturdays all summer. The Market is sponsored by Main Street Carthage.

 

today's laugh

The captain of polo was dancing with a haughty and statuesque young woman, and not making a very good job of it.

Presently he said: "I’m afraid I’m not dancing well this evening. As a matter of fact, I’m a little stiff from polo."

And the young woman answered icily: "It’s a matter of indifference to me where you are from."

 

You can’t tell. Maybe a fish goes home and lies about the size of the bait he stole.

 

"The minister preached on the sinfulness of cheating at bridge."

"But did he mention any names?"

1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A BLESSING IN DISGUISE.

An aching tooth may be a blessing in disguise. H. M. Baker can vouch for the statement, as one of his teeth, which was giving him particular fits last night, saved his elegant residence from destruction by fire.

Shortly after 12 o'clock Mr. Baker was up endeavoring to soothe the aching molar when he smelled smoke. He began an investigation and found the house was on fire.

There had been a fire in a grate in the parlor all day and under the grate was an ash pit. In some way fire got into the pit and the result was that the joists caught fire.

When Mr. Baker discovered the blaze the flames were inside of a partition where the folding doors run and the house was in danger of destruction. He hastily called his sons, Due and Wes, and the three fought the flames, meanwhile turning in an alarm to the department. They kept the fire under control until the department arrived and the fire was extinguished.

  Today's Feature

Dally Files Petition for Clarification.

A petition challenging the qualification of Attorney Susan F. Butler as a candidate for the Republican nomination for the office of Circuit Judge, Division II, Twenty-ninth Judicial Circuit was filed last Tuesday by Attorney David Dally. Dally has also filed for the position.

In the petition, scheduled to be heard by Judge Baldridge next Monday at 1:30, Dally says that Butler fails to meet the requirement of the Missouri Constitution because she was not a qualified voter "of this state three years next preceding (her) election."

The petition asks the court to find that Butler "is not qualified to seek or hold the office of Circuit Judge." A copy of Butler’s Jasper County voter registration, dated March 6, 1998, is included in the document. It states that Butler has lived in Jasper County three years and in Missouri for fourteen years.

Dally told the Mornin’ Mail yesterday morning that this is a question of interpretation and only a judge can rule on the issue. He said it needs to be settled early so everyone can proceed with confidence.


Mayoral Candidates

Results of Questionnaires sent by Carthage Chamber of Commerce.

Note: Candidates are listed in order according to the official ballot.

 

Name: Hugh Overton

Address: 1335 S. Main St.

Phone: 358-5861

Office Sought: Mayor of Carthage

Background: Hugh was born and raised in Carthage. He graduated from Carthage Senior High School in 1951. He then attended Joplin Junior College, and the University of Kansas City. He has been married to his high school sweetheart, Ruth Williams, for 45 years. He served in the U.S. Army, the Missouri National Guard, and the Army Reserve. He worked for a large national corporation in Dallas, Texas. Then for 23 years he has owned and operated a small business. Therefore, he is familiar with problems of both large and small business. While living in Texas, he experienced the tremendous growth of both Dallas and Irving. When he moved to Irving it was about the size of Carthage, and when he left in 1985, it had a population of more than 200,000! Therefore, he has first hand knowledge of the challenges that growth can bring, and how these problems can be solved. Hugh was on the organizing board of Main Street Carthage, and served eight years on the Library Board of Trustees (last six years as President). He is interested in tourism, volunteer work, and historic preservation. He is a member of the First United Methodist church, Carthage Chamber of Commerce, Main Street Carthage, Victorian Carthage, Carthage Historic Preservation, Friends of the Library, Masonic Lodge, past president of Carthage Kiwanis, and member of the National Association of Watch and Clock Collectors.

Why Run/Qualifications: After completing his three term limit on the Library Board, and being semi-retired, he feels he can still make a worthy contribution to the City of Carthage. He feels that his varied background enables him to bring a fresh new approach to city government.

Goals: He wants to bring current city projects to a successful conclusion, and help the City to be ready to face the growth and opportunities that lay before us.

Name: Kenneth Johnson

Address: 1106 Olive

Phone: 358-3012

Office Sought: Mayor of Carthage

Background: Born and raised in Carthage, Kenneth graduated from Carthage High School in 1945. He worked more than 43 years for the Missouri Department of Transportation retiring in 1989. During his career Kenneth was an assistant to the Resident Engineer on the Carthage Bypass and other major highway projects.

Why Run/Qualifications: He would like to bring back confidence in city government to the people of Carthage. Kenneth served six years on the Parks and Recreation Board and five years on the Board of Public Works. He also served as President on both boards as well as the city council from 1990-1994.

Goals: Kenneth’s goals include an infrastructure upgrade and more industry for the city. He is not running for or against any one issue, only for the betterment of Carthage.


email:

Subject: Greetings Carthage

 

I’d like to say hello to all my friends in Carthage, Missouri.

I once stayed at Joe and Mary Jo Brown’s residence out by the Precious Moments Chapel.

To the fine faculty at Carthage Senior High School; esp. Mr. Stephens, Mr. Dillard and Mr. Honey at the Vocational Ed. Dept. I miss you all.

To the First Baptist Church; May God continue to bless you all for all the marvelous deeds you all have done over the years.

To the Browns; Iam sure we will meet again and take special care.

You friend in the islands.

Joey P. San Nicolas

P.O. Box 342

Tinian, MP 96952


 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I never heard where April Fool’s Day originated. I don’t know that I’ve ever seen any written reference as to who declared it or for what reason. I heard about it as a kid and participated either willingly, or unwillingly ever since. (You will notice that this comes on the day after so as to not remind anyone of my understanding of the occasion). This year, as far as I can tell, I was not the fool or the fooler. The day passed without consequence out of the ordinary.

I have yet to determine if my lack of concern for the glorification of pranks is because they are so commonplace or because I just don’t pay any attention to them anymore. I suppose I could still appreciate the execution of a strategically planned trick, but somehow it just doesn’t seem worth the effort.

The real question is whether that is a sign of maturity, or just gettin’ old.

This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin’.

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Click And Clack Talk Cars

Dear Tom and Ray:

I have a 1987 Honda Civic wagon. Over the last few years I’ve had the valves and rings replaced, oil seals replaced, head checked for cracks, and maybe more. I can’t remember. But the same problem keeps popping up. The number four sparks plug gets fouled with oil, and the car starts to run like a choo-choo train. If I take out the plug, clean it or replace it, the car will run fine for a few days, then it happens again. What’s your diagnosis? - Cynthia

TOM: Gee, Cynthia. If I had to guess, I’d say you have a bad number-four intake value guide.

RAY: The valve guide is the sleeve through which the valve stem slides when the valve opens and closes.

TOM: And that valve guide (and the seal that surrounds it) is supposed to keep the oil at the top of the engine from getting inside the cylinders. If the oil does get inside a cylinder, it can do... what? Foul the spark plug! And that’s what I think is happening.

RAY: This assumes, of course, that the ring job you had was done correctly - or done at all. Because a car in need of a ring job could also foul the plugs.

TOM: But if the rings are good, then I’d look for a bad valve guide (or if you’re really lucky, just a bad valve guide seal), Cynthia. The guide will cost you serval hundred to replace. Or, alternatively, pick your-self up a good spark-plug wrench and a family-size bucket of spark plugs

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