today's
laugh
Uncle John came to stay, and before he
left he gave his nephew five dollars. "Now be
careful with that money, Tommy," he said.
"Remember the saying,' A fool and his money are soon
parted.'"
"Yes, Uncle," replied Tommy,
"but I want to thank you for parting with it, just
the same."
An elderly woman was escorting two
little girls around the zoo. While they were looking at
the stork, she told them the legend of the ungainly
bird-how it was instrumental in bringing them to their
mammas.
The children looked at each other with
sly glances, and presently one whispered to the other:
"Don't you think we ought to tell
the dear old thing the truth?"
Fond Mother-"Yes, Genevieve is
taking French and Algebra. Say 'Good morning' to Mrs.
Jones in Algebra, darling."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
SLIPPERY TIMES IN CAMP
John Henkle Wins Honor- All
Drinking Water to be Boiled
Camp Thomas, Chickamauga Park, July 15-
As to affairs here in camp, there has been a great relief
of the monotony in the way of the weather at least.
During the past few days we have been kept to our tents
or pretty near to camp most of the time as it has been
raining or threatening to rain all the time. The ground
is very slippery here when wet and as our company street
is on a slope, the boys calculate on only one-half the
usual walk to the cook tent; they slide the rest of the
way.
The rain has interfered to only a
limited extent with our usual drills, but the slippery
banks and the mud puddles sometimes play havoc on a nice
straight line.
Notwithstanding the fact that the
Chattanooga papers keep preaching the purity of the
spring and the creek water about this camp, we are under
strict orders to drink only boiled water and are not
allowed near the creek for any purpose. We go to the
pipeline which runs back of camp to do our bathing. The
rule about drinking water has only been in force a few
days and is expected to reduce the percentage of fever
cases.
John Henkle today won in the
competition drill for the honor of being orderly at
regimental headquarters. The number of competitors being
reduced to four by inspection, the matter was decided by
a competitive drill which John won in a walk.
Co. A has purchased a set of boxing
gloves and between drills in fair weather they are kept
going at a lively rate much to the amusement of this and
neighboring companies
There has been some talk of moving the
troops back to their respective states to await the end
of the Cuban rainy season, but this is a rumor. We would
welcome any movement at all about now.
Sincerely Yours,
H.A. Wells
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Today's Feature Trash Fails to Move Tower
Paintings Up In The Air
A veil of silence fell over the
regular City Council meeting several times last
Tuesday evening in Council chambers. As a result,
the ordinance to renew a contract for solid waste
removal with American Disposal Services failed in
a quirk of procedure and a decision as to whether
the City would contribute over $11,000 toward a
stylized painting on the new water towers
remained up in the air.
There was little discussion
concerning the controversial contract renewal
with American. Council member Trish Burgi-Brewer,
who has opposed the contract for several reasons,
decline to speak, during one pause of silence,
even when Mayor Johnson directly asked if she
would like to comment on the subject.
News that American had
announced a planned merger with another national
hauler was acknowledged and City Attorney David
Dally clarified that it would not affect the
contract if enacted. Council member Donna Harlan
moved for an expanded hold harmless clause in the
contract and that was approved as an amendment,
but little was discussed about the merits or
problems perceived with the contract itself.
The strategy behind the silence
became apparent at the vote. Burgi-Brewer,
Harlan, Bastin, and Stearnes voted against.
Council member Jackie Boyer was absent leaving
only five votes for approval. Council bills
require six votes to pass and therefor failed. If
Boyer had been present the ordinance in all
likelihood would have passed no matter which way
she voted. If she voted for it would have
resulted in the six votes needed. If she had
voted against, the resulting 5-5 vote would have
moved the question to the Mayor to break the tie
and he has indicated he considers the contract
favorably. The Mayor put the issue of a trash
contract back to the Public Works Committee.
Committee Chair Bill Fortune stated that two
members of the Committee will not be available
for their regular meeting next week. The current
contract expires at the end of September so a
timely resolution is necessary. The possibility
of reconsideration at the next meeting was raised
by the Mayor, but the seven votes required to
reconsider may be elusive. At least two of the
group that includes Boyer and the four against
must vote for the reconsideration. There were no
alternative options offered during another pause
of silence after the issue failed.
Water Tower Paintings
Up In The Air.
Council member Art Dunaway, who
is liaison to the CW&EP Board, reported to
the Council that the award winning design for a
logo to be painted on the two new water towers
would cost over $25,000 to be painted. A decision
is needed immediately so the painting can be
completed before water is pumped into the south
tower which is currently being base painted.
After the tower is filled, the tower
"sweats" and would have to be drained
before additional paint could be applied.
A report from Marge Housh,
business manager for CW&EP, showed that the
CW&EP Board had voted to contribute $3,000
toward each painting for a total of $6,000. Housh
said a private contributor had pledged another
$5,000 and there was a total of $3,200 originally
included in the tower contract for signage. This
total of $14,200 still left over $11,000 needed
if the paintings were to be completed. During
another long silent pause, there was no motion to
allocate the funding from the City coffers. There
was then some discussion about using the pledged
funds to paint one tower with the hope of raising
more funds for the second.
Council member Mike Harris
asked if vinyl lettering had been considered. He
said that many logos on aircraft and NASCAR race
cars used the vinyl lettering and designs and
felt it might be a less expensive alternative. He
also wondered if it could be applied after the
tank was filled.
Dunaway suggested that Harris
investigate the possibility and report back to
the Council. Mayor Johnson reminded the Council
that funding was still an issue. Dunaway
suggested a special Council meeting be called
after Harris reported back. There was no other
action taken on the issue.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
If ya enjoy a good game a
chess or checkers, or the strategy involved
in football or baseball games, the maneuvers
at the last few Council meetin's prob'ly
struck your interest. Carthage has a long
history of debatin' the trash issue over the
last quarter of a century. The difference
'tween this issue and a Sunday afternoon game
if we as a community have ta live with the
results for the next five years. We can't
just leave the parkin' lot and not be
concerned with the outcome tomorrow. The real
question now that the trash haulin' contract
is at least blocked for the time bein' is
exactly what is gonna happen come the first
of October. Along with the Council's intrigue
of "playin' the game" comes the
responsibility to come up with a winner not
in theory, but as a practical solution for
the community. It's an easy task to vote
"no," tougher to put together an
acceptable compromise.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Click & Clack
Talk Cars
Dear Tom and Ray:
I'm a registered nurse and I
have a question that is somewhat medical in
origin. The appendix is an organ that is believed
to have once had a function but is now without
purpose (except as an income generator for the
surgeon who removes it). And yet, there it is- a
stubborn piece of our anatomy, refusing to
succumb to the laws of evolution. Is there a part
in a car that has not evolved over time but
continues to exist even though we don't need it
anymore?-Linda
TOM: Great question, Linda! The
"part" that comes to mind is the
parking lights.
RAY: Right. In the old, old
days, when my brother still had a few brain cells
left, cars were not that common. So when you
parked yours at the side of the road, you left
your "parking lights" on. That way,
when Ichabod Crane came whizzing by in his buggy,
he wouldn't smash into you.
TOM: There's also one other
part that was starting to go the way of the
parking lights but has recently had a reprieve:
the cigarette lighter.
RAY: Apparently, fewer people
are smokers these days, and many people decided
they didn't want cigarette lighters in their car.
TOM: So the manufacturers
figured out that by slapping a plastic cover on
the cigarette-lighter socket, they could save the
cost of the lighter itself and brag about their
"power ports." So that's a part whose
function has changed and evolved with time.
RAY: Sort of like my brother's
head. It was once believed to have some thinking
function. But now we mainly use it as a hat rack.
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