today's
laugh
"Are caterpillars good to
eat?" asked little Tommy at the dinner table.
"No," said his father;
"what makes you ask a question like that while you
are eating?"
"You had one on your lettuce, but
it's gone now," replied Tommy.
A very small boy was trying to lead a
big St. Bernard up the road.
"Where are you going to take that
dog, my little man?" inquired a passer-by.
"I-I'm going to see where-where he
wants to go first," was the breatheless reply.
You tell 'em June, and don't July.
"There is direct and indirect
taxation. Give me an example of indirect taxation."
"The dog tax, sir."
"How is that?"
"The dog does not have to pay
it."
Teacher-"Johnny, if you had six
apples and I asked you for three, how many would you have
left?"
Johnny-"Six."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Ed Irwin Very Ill.
Ed Irwin, who is now at Duenweg as one
of the managers of the Ground & Irwin mines, was
taken quite sick Monday night of appendicitis. His wife
and father were with him yesterday and his mother went
down this morning. Dr. Coe was called from Carthage today
to assist the local physicians in waiting on him. A
telephone message at 3 o'clock this afternoon says he is
slightly beter.
An Aged Woman Dead.
Mrs. Mary Reynolds, better known as
"Aunt Polly," an aunt of W.E. Hall, died at her
home near Scotland in this county last night. She had
lived in this county since 1837 and was 84 years of age.
The remains were yesterday interred in Diamond Grove
Cemetary.
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Today's Feature Trash Contract With American Still
Alive.
Council member Don Stearnes, in
an interview with the Mornin' Mail, says
he is now comfortable with the proposed contract
with American Disposal Services. Stearnes was one
of four who voted against the contract at last
Tuesday's regular Council meeting. The Council
Bill required six votes to pass and one member
was absent so the resulting 4-5 vote failed to
authorize the signing of the contract.
Stearnes said he was concerned
over the fact that American announced on the day
of the vote that it would merge with another
large solid waste hauler. He is now convinced
that the merger will not adversely affect the
contract.
Mayor Johnson suggested during
the meeting that the issue could be reconsidered
during the next regular meeting, but it takes a
two-thirds majority (7 votes) to bring an item
back for reconsideration.
American was the low bidder on
the five year contract with the City and actually
reduced the cost to the average family about
thirty cents per month for weekly trash service.
The contract does not contain the mandatory
recycling option.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
There has been some
progress on the paintin' of the water tower
logos. Or, at this point it may be the
stickin' of the logos.
Council member Mike Harris
informed us Friday that he has been contacted
by a Springfield firm that can make the logos
out of vinyl and they can be put in place
anytime after the paint on the tower is
cured.
There should be some
estimate of cost in time for the scheduled
special Council meetin' tomorrow night. If
you've been followin' the story, the cost for
paintin' the design on both towers was
estimated at over $25,000 and the Council was
at least hesitant to come up with
approximately $11,000 of that to get the job
done. Harris suggested they check into the
vinyl application and at first came up dry,
but now thinks this may save some cash and
not have ta rush the job. There were still
some questions Friday that need to be
addressed. This would be the first water
tower application for this company.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
Dear Al: When you are using a
woodworking pattern for a project that is coming
from a book or magazine, make a photocopy of it
first. Then lay it upside down on the wood and
run a hot iron over t. The pattern comes off on
the wood. It will be a mirror image, so you need
to consider that, but it will save you time and
make things easier.
Q: I have an old copper range
hood in my kitchen. It tarnishes easily, and I
spend a lot of time cleaning and polishing it. Is
there a way to retard the tarnish or seal it out?
A: After the polishing is done
and before you touch the shiny metal, apply a
coat of clear finish. Some people like spray
lacquer; others prefer a polyurethane coating.
Keep in mind that almost all
such finishes are flammable. Be sure you have
plenty of ventilation and that there's no source
of ignition, not even the spark from flipping a
light switch. Since the hood is above the range,
kill those pilot lights if it's a gas stove.
With a clear finish in place,
the shine would last much longer, and an
occasional wipe would be all it would need.
Dear Al: I recently needed to
oil the blower motor on the air conditioner
before cranking it up, and couldn't reach it with
the oil can. I ended up stretching a wire from
the oil can to the oil port, and allowed some of
the oil to drip down the wire and into the port.
My plan worked great.
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