The Mornin' Mail is
published daily Wednesday, August 19, 1998 Volume
VII, Number 45
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The wading pools at Carter and
Central Park are closed for the season. The Municipal
Pool will be open daily through August 30,1998. It will
reopen September 5, 6, 7 for the labor Day Weekend. The
pool will then be closed until next year.
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today's
laugh
Why does a nasty Russian called Alf
stay indoors when it rains?
Because rude Alf, the Red, knows
rain dear.
What's a hindu?
It lays eggs.
What is Mozart doing in his coffin?
He's decomposing.
Why cant two elephants go into the
swimming pool at the same time?
They only have one pair of trunks.
How does a fox feel after eating a
duck?
Down in the mouth.
What lies at the bottom of the sea and
shivers?
A nervous wreck.
What is grey, has four legs and a
trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Charles Weston, of Barton county, who
was here with his team and wagon yesterday, had one of
his horses attached by W. H. Hatch on a judgement for $10
which he had repeatedly refused to pay. His mother came
to his rescue with a secure note.
Annie King, who was tried and convicted
of petit larceny before Justice Craycroft at Joplin in
1892 and made her escape from the county jail after two
days imprisonment, was arrested in Joplin yesterday and
is now going to serve out the balance of her 40 day
sentence.
While Isaiah Eiting and family were in
from their country home Sunday attending memorial
services, their team, which was hitched in Porter's yard,
broke loose and started for home at a 2:40 gait. They
were caught by some boys before any damage was done,
except a broken pole of the spring wagon.
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Today's Feature The Paint Is Approved.
In a special session yesterday
evening the City Council voted 7-1 to introduce a
Council bill to allocate City funds of $11,570
toward the application of painted logos on the
two new water towers. Members Burgi-Brewer and
Fortune were not at the meeting. Bastin voted
against the $25,750 project.
CW&EP will contribute an
additional $6,000, there was an allocation of
$3,000 in the original tower construction
contract, and an unnamed donor has committed
$5,000.
The Council bill will be
presented with emergency language so the Council
can approve in through two readings during next
Tuesday's regular meeting. This was considered
necessary because the base coat of paint is
already being applied to the south tower and the
logo will have to be applied soon before paint
platforms are removed. The Council has been
informed that after the tank is filled, paint
cannot be applied unless the tank is drained so
as to not "sweat."
Efforts to find an alternatives
such as vinyl applications proved to be more
expensive and the vinyl appears to have less than
half the life of the special paint and coating
being considered.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Council member Mike Harris
brought a fresh idea to the mix when he
suggested the possibility of vinyl
applications on the water towers.
From what I saw as
information was rapidly gathered to see if
the idea might work, apparently nobody has
thought of it before. These vinyl
applications are used to cover buses, race
cars, airplanes and numerous other
"billboards" but seems no one has
considered water towers.
One a the concerns was the
fact that the painters have platforms to work
on, the vinyl folks don't. And, since there
is no history to rely on, nobody knows how
long vinyl would last up there. Cost was also
hard to figure as was the variation of
colors. In this instance it is no doubt best
to go with the traditional, time tested
technique, paint. History does have a
tangible value, but fresh ideas do too, even
when they don't pan out.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
Intro to the Internet
If you think about the time
when the Internet first started to become popular
there were only a few thousand host computers
connected to the Internet. To this small group of
people the Internet was their own little world.
These original internet users developed some
standards (not laws, just guidelines) regarding
the Internet. These standard or sets of rules
were called Netiquette. The guidelines they set
were the norm for themselves but many new
Internet users are not aware of them Sometimes,
violating these Netiguette guidelines can get you
into trouble (you may receive a nasty letter or
complaint). Here are some examples of some of the
guidelines they set:
TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL
LETTERS - This applies any time you are sending
messages on the Internet. Typing in all capital
letters is considered an expression of anger and
the reader may think you are yelling! This is
probably the most widely known and followed
example of Netiquette.
Unsolicited email - Have
you ever received an email from a company or
store advertising a sale? Probably not, but have
you ever wondered why? A company could easily
send out millions of email messages to customers
nationwide to advertise their product. The reason
you never get such messages is because it is an
extreme violation of Netiquette.
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