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Wednesday, August 26, 1998 Volume VII, Number 50
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . The First United Methodist Church,
617 S. Main, in Carthage is now taking registration for
it's LOGOS program for youth ages
Kindergarten through High School. It takes place every
Wednesday from September 9 through November 18. Call the
church at (417) 358-2577 for info.
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today's
laugh
Guest-"Look here! How long must I
wait for the half-portion of duck I ordered?"
Waiter-"Till somebody orders the
other half. We can't go out and kill half a duck."
First Burglar-"I need
eyeglasses."
Second Burglar-"What makes you
think so?"
First Burglar-"Well, I was
twirling the knobs of a safe and a dance-orchestra began
to play."
Grade one was having a lesson on birds.
After some discussion the fact was established that birds
eat fruit.
One little girl, however, was
unconvinced.
"But, teacher," she asked,
raising her hand," how can the birds open the
cans?"
Prof.-"Name two pronouns."
Stude-"Who, me?"
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Scalded at the Quarry.
G.W. Bennett, a quarryman for the
Center Creek Stone, Co., was severely scalded with hot
steam while at work in the quarry Monday. He was working
with a portable steam drill and was handling the rubber
steam pipe when the wire wrapping caught in his shirt and
caused the hose to break. His left shoulder and arm
received the full force of the scalding steam. Bennett
came to town on the electric car and had his injuries
dressed by Dr. Post. He is now recovering nicely.
A New Jack Record.
The South Carthage Mining plant
yesterday broke all its old records and established a new
one. Just 15,000 pounds of jack were cleaned up yesterday
and the best ton was made in 50 minutes. That was from 2
o'clock to 2:50 p.m. This is said to beat the ton record
of any other plant in the Carthage district by ten
minutes.
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Today's Feature City Owned Sidewalk Repair Closer.
Engineering Department Head Joe
Butler reported to the Public Works Committee
last Monday that specifications for sidewalk
repair and replacement on City property are being
drawn up and he hopes to bid the work sometime in
September. He said he would like to see the work
completed before winter sets in.
"We would like the
Committee to start thinking about some of these
problems that are going to be facing the City
with sidewalks (on other than City owned
property), said Butler. "There are some of
the problems that have not been addressed by the
Council or this Committee formerly. There are
trees in the right of way, trees in the curbs,
trees in the sidewalks, brick sidewalks, and
historic sidewalks. The question of who's going
to pay for it. If it is to be the property owner,
is the City going to do it and make the property
owner pay for it outright?"
"There are several changes
to the ordinance that we would like to recommend
to you. If you leave the concept as it currently
stands (property owners are responsible for
sidewalk maintenance and repair) we would also
recommend some changes."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
There was discussion about
getting curb and guttering along a portion of
Hazel durin' the Public Works meetin' last
Monday. A program was mentioned that would
allow the property owners to get curb and
gutters and then pay for it over a five year
period on their annual tax bill. They figured
a typical residential property with a hunderd
foot or so of frontage would cost about a
thousand to twelve hunderd bucks. This is
also about what is estimated ta cost for a
sidewalk for the same footage. The odd thing
is there is no such program on the books for
puttin' together a block of folks who would
like to get sidewalks either constructed or
repaired. The other irony of course, is that
the land owner isn't responsible for
maintainin' a curb once it's installed, even
though they've paid for it. Any help
financin' sidewalks could help those citizens
with the will to improve the neighborhood.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
Intro to the Internet
There are a lot of great
reasons to use the Internet. Heres a couple
of reasons why most people spend time on-line.
* Electronic Mail- Ask anyone
who uses it and theyll tell you life
wouldnt be the same without it . Electronic
Mail ( or E/Mail) is a great way of communicating
on the Internet. Not only can you send and
receive letters but you can also attach documents
( files, ect.) to your messages.
* Research - The Internet holds
an enormous amount of information from all
corners of the earth. You can access on-line
Encyclopedias, Libraries, Ect. to gain
information on almost any topic you might be
looking for. Once you find that information, you
can print it (as well as any pictures you might
see) or save it to a disk.
* Business - Look up telephone
numbers in an interactive phone book, access
competitor sites, track UPS of Fedex packages,
plan a business trip, or simply order a pizza
on-line. The list of things that could help you
at work is endless!
* Advertising - for a small fee
you can put your own company on-line! Advertise
your product where up to 50 million people could
have access to it.
* Internet communications -
Create a secure (employee only) Internet site
where you could store data and information useful
to your employees.
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