today's
laugh
The foreman on a poltical job started
bawling out one of his men.
"We've had slow men on this
job," he said, "but you are the slowest person
I have ever seen. Aren't you quick at anything?"
"Well," yawned the workman,
"Nobody can get tired as quick as I can."
Doctor-"Well, Mr. Jones, how are
you feeling this morning?"
Jones-"Much better, thank you. The
only thing that troubles me is my breathing."
Doctor-"Um, yes. We must see if we
can't get something to stop that."
The two doctors found their new patient
in a strong perspiration, and both put their hands under
the bed-clothes in order to feel his pulse, but, by
accident, got hold of each other's hand.
"Nothing serious," said one
doctor.
"He's probably drunk," said
the other doctor.
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
The Minstrels.
In spite of the storm a well filled
house saw Al G. Fields Minstrels Saturday night at the
Grand and the comment of all is that the show was one of
the best ever seen here. The appearance made by the
company of forty when the curtain rises is immense. The
costuming was gorgeous and the singing was refreshingly
good. Tommy Donnelly's comical rendition of "I Want
My Lu Lu" brought down the house. The acrobatic and
contortion work was good especially that of the "Rag
man" whom many of the audience supposed for a time
to be a dummy.
Articles of incorporation of the Ryland
Mining company have been filed for record. The
stockholders are W.A. Hacker, R.C. McConnell, E.O.
Bartlett and O.H. Picher, all of Joplin. The capital
stock of the company is $7,200, and the company, which is
to run for 50 years, is to carry on nearly all the
different branches of mining.
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Today's Feature Leadership Carthage Ready to Go.
The Chamber of Commerce
Leadership Carthage Committee met at last
Thursday afternoon to go over final preparations
before the program begins in January.
The purpose of the nine week
course is to give prospective community leaders a
basic knowledge of the existing potential and
challenges facing Carthage and the surrounding
area. This overview is not intended to persuade
or influence, but rather to arm future community
leaders with information that is necessary to
understand the community's unique needs and
circumstances.
The program is entirely
self-funded with tuition paid by participants.
The various half-day mini-seminars are
predominately facilitated by local volunteers.
Twelve applicants were accepted
for this first class. Categories to be explored
include Carthage City Government, Economic
Development, Jasper County Government, Early and
recent history, Area recreation and tourism,
Local health and human resources, and Education
opportunities.
An orientation for the
participants will be held at Camp Cyokamo on
January 8-9.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I have on occasion tried to
count up all the volunteers that work on the
different boards and commissions just within
the City of Carthage. I can't get a very
accurate number 'cause there are a lot of
church organizations and other groups that
are seldom in the public eye. My conservative
guess it more than a thousand folks
participate regularly in the most fundamental
level. If ya figure around 4,500 households
in the City, ya start seein' the large
percentage that are directly involved with
the community.
I personally think the
Leadership Carthage program is not just for
those who might at some time actually run for
a public office, but for anyone who is tryin'
to better the quality of life in Carthage.
At the vary least, the
program will highlight a good number of those
volunteers and their contributions to the
community.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
Dear Al & Kelly: I store my
long extension ladder on the inside of my wooden
backyard fence along the side of my house. I have
installed heavy-duty hooks in the fence posts,
and the ladder hangs there out of the way and
easy to get when I need it. It's much better than
taking up space in my garage, where it was
difficult to get at without backing the cars out
of the way.
Consider chaining down the
ladder, as it might be just the thing a burglar
needs to get into your home or your neighbor's.
Q: Our shake-shingle roof has
moss growing all over it, most noticably on the
north side of the house. What can be done to get
rid of it, and then how do we prevent its return?
A: If you have trees that
overhang the roof, trim them back to allow
sunshine to hit the roof. That can help prevent
it from coming back.
You can also use a mild
bleach-and-water solution or pressure-washing to
get rid of the moss.
There is another preventive
that sounds like voodoo but does work. You insert
zinc strips under the ridge shingles. As
rainwater runs across the strips, it picks up
some of the zinc and distributes it, preventing
future moss or mildew growth.
SUPER HINT-The next time you
are sharpening your garden hoe, cut a small
"V" into one side and sharpen it too.
The little indention is great for cutting a weed
down to size in tight spots.
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