today's
laugh
Voice from rear of Taxi: "Hey,
driver, what's the idea of stopping?"
Driver: "I thought I heard someone
tell me to."
Voice: "Drive on. She wasn't
talking to you."
He kissed he in the garden
It was a moonlit night.
She was a marble statue
He was a little tight.
"Dad, I've finished your income
tax report: how are you coming with my homework?"
"It is better to be broke than
never to have loved at all."
"Shall we join the ladies?"
"No thanks, I never smoke."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Some Extensive Improvements.
Thos. H. Hackney is making extensive
improvements to the old Byron Morgan property, at the
corner of Garrison avenue and Macon street, which he
purchased a few weeks ago from the Turner estate. A new
roof was put on first and now the inside of the house is
being thoroughly remodeled and renovated. The house has
been plumbed for gas and water and a contract for
electric wiring has been let. The cellar has been
enlarged and the lawn will be raised considerably higher
with the dirt excavated. When the last touches have been
made to the property it will be one of the most
comfortable homes in the city.
Thursday evening a wolf became
unusually bold at the farm of Milton Johnson, who resides
in Union township, near Parshley, and was shot and killed
as a consequence. The wolf came up to within thirty yards
of the back door.
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Today's Feature Dally Recognition/Council Meeting.
A reception in honor of David
Dally's long time service as Carthage City
Attorney will be held this evening at 6 PM in
Council Chambers prior to the regular City
Council meeting. Dally notified the City of his
resignation as City Attorney after being elected
last November to the position of Judge of the
Circuit Court, Circuit 29, Division 2. He will be
sworn in on January 31.
The Council will take up its
business at the regular 7:30 PM time. Under old
business will be Council bill 98-76 which will
amend the administration of the Parks and
Recreation Department, eliminating a separate
Park Board and placing the department under the
direction of the Council's Special Services
Committee. The bill will also bring the
supervision of the Civil War Museum into the
Committee's responsibilities.
The Council will also hear the
second reading of the Council bill authorizing a
contract with Parchman Construction for
construction and repair of City owned sidewalks.
The Council will hear first
readings of a bill to allow a special use permit
for property located at 1110 E.13th requested by
artCentral.
New Year's at Stone's Throw
Theatre.
Acoustic guitar player, singer
and song writer Mick Byrd from Vienna, Missouri,
near St. Louis, will appear at Stone's Throw
Theatre, December 31, from 8:00 until 9:00 P.M.
as part of the theater's annual
"nonalcoholic" New Year's Eve Party.
Also appearing will be members
of the theater's UpSideDown Theater Company in a
"Mystery by Moushey," "Murder,
Medium Rare," an audience-participation
comedy-mystery by the well-know author from Kent,
Ohio.
A buffet will be served
beginning at 9:00 PM.
Featured in the comedy are
Betty Bell, William Roehling, Rick Schwab, Eric
Conrardy, Elisia Conrardy, Rich, Lillard, Cynthia
Jones, Kendra Dearing, and Robert Moritz.
"Murder, Medium Rare," is directed by
Sonya Kew.
According to Resident Director
Henry Heckert, "We began this New Year's Eve
event in 1995 in response to patron requests for
something 'special' that didn't involve having to
go to a bar or a supper club to enjoy oneself.
The solving of a mystery has proved a prime
attraction. This year's 'Moushey Mystery'
involves the audience in finding a solution and a
villain; then having the actors play out the show
based on the audience's choice. Moushey is
well-know for her repertoire of some thirty
dinner-theater mysteries; we think this one will
be quite enjoyable."
"As for Mick, owner of
Time Out Records, in Vienna, he recently released
his second CD 'No Frills,' to complement his
first effort, 'Live at the Focal Point.' He is a
Billboard Award winner for his song, 'Afternoon
at the Wall.' His music is from the heart, very
honest, and without sham. We are happy that he is
going to be with us New Year's Eve," Heckert
concluded.
Byrd and the UpSideDown Theater
Company give one performance only, December 31,
at Stone's Throw Theatre, West Old Highway 66 at
796 South Stone Lane, near the Carthage Municipal
Park. Doors open at 7:30 PM. The theater will
close at 12:30, after the new year is rung in.
Admission is $20.00 per person.
Call 417-358-9665 for reservations, beginning
December 21. Seating is limited to 80 patrons;
reservations are always required.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
If you were out over the
weekend, ya prob'ly noticed the pace pickin'
up a little. Shoppers just seem ta have an
edge on. I never had a serious collision, but
a couple a close calls steppin' out from
behind a display. Clerks seemed ta be holdin'
up pretty well, but there was a little
tension bein' displayed from time to time.
I suppose by now folks are
no longer goin' out just ta browse, they
either have somethin' in mind they are
lookin' for, or are desperate to find
anything that might be taken as a thoughtful
gift.
Traffic seemed ta be pretty
heavy out on the roads. Same attitude as in
the stores. It was a good day ta be a little
cautious. The weather will no doubt add to
the hectic feel of the last few days 'fore
Christmas, it may also offer a good excuse
for not findin' that perfect present.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
Health Notes
BAD AIR CAUSING FEWER HEIRS?
Researchers at the North Shore University
Hospital in Long Island, New York, believe they
have a clue to a cause for the rising rate of
male infertility, and the culprit may be no
farther away than the next breath we inhale.
The principal investigator, Dr.
Susan Benoff, says studies of men who seem to be
infertile, "have toxic levels of metals like
cadmium, zinc, and lead in their seminal
fluid."
Dr. Benoffs research also
showed that varicoceles, a vascular abnormality
often considered as a leading factor in male
infertility, does not cause infertility alone.
Infertility apparently occurs when varicoceles
and evidence of environmental exposure to cadmium
are both present.
Cadmium may enter the body from
various sources, including incinerators, car
pollution, manufacturing processes that release
metal particles into the air and, from that most
insidious of all sources, cigarette smoke. Benoff
also cites disposal of reusable lead- or
cadmium-based batteries for the increase of
environmental pollutants.
The researchers also found that
damage can occur even if the elements in the
blood are well below the current permissible air
exposure limits set by the Environmental
Protective Agency (EPA) and the Occupational
Safety and Health Administration . This means we
may have to reset the limits higher.
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