today's
laugh
"Yes," the
teacher explained,"quite a number of plants and
flowers have the prefix 'dog.' For instance, the dog-rose
and the dog-violet are well-known. Can you name
another?"
There was a silence, then a happy look
illunimated the face of a boy at the end of class.
"Please, Miss," he called
out, proud of his knowledge, "collie-flowers."
I had a wooden whistle but it wooden
whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle but it
steel wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a tin whistle and now I tin
whistle.
"Willie," asked a teacher,
"how do you define ignorance?"
"Ignorance," explained
Willie, "is when you don't know something and
someone finds it out."
Only a convict likes to be stopped in
the middle of a sentence.
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
NEW WOODMEN OFFICERS.
The annual election of officers for the
ensuing year, by the Carthage Camp, Modern Woodmen of
America, occurred last night and resulted as follows:
R.N. Alexander, venerable consul; Cicero Spencer, worthy
adviser; C.F. Lauderback, clerk; R.A. Legg, escort; R.M.
Bradfield, watchman; W.R. Smith, sentry; Drs. C.M.
Ketchum and A.H. Hull, camp physicians.
As delegates tot he county camp which
meets in Carthage the first Monday in January, the
following were selected: J.W. Gray, R.N. Alexander, A.
Hughes and C.F. Lauderback. H.J. Green was elected to
serve on the board of camp managers with S.J. Chitwood
and W.C. Spencer, who hold over. Bert Crawford was
initiated as a beneficiary member and Robert Blume as
asocial member.
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Today's Feature Sidewalk Inventory Complete.
Public Works Committee members
viewed a map of the non-City-owned sidewalks at
their meeting Tuesday afternoon. According to
Engineering Department Head Joe Butler, the City
has 257,326 linear feet of such sidewalks, with
92,821 feet or 36% in need of repair. He
estimated the repair cost at $1.25 million.
Butler recommended that as the
City considers repairs of non-City-owned
sidewalks, they concentrate on the major foot
traffic areas first.
"Some of these need to be
fixed immediately," said Butler. "They
are just terrible sidewalks, theyre a
terrible liability to the property owner, to the
City."
"Even if we did a 50-50
program with the property owners," said
Committee Chair Bill Fortune, "were
looking at about $600,000 in City cost."
The general concept for
undertaking repairs of non-City-owned sidewalks
outlined by Fortune includes an incentive program
for property owners which splits the cost between
the City and owners, money placed in the budget
to fund the first year of the program in the
$50,000 to $100,000 range, and the ability of
property owners to pay their portion of repair
expenses through a tax assessment.
To get a perspective on the
possible cost to property owners, committee
members considered an owner with 100 feet of
frontage all of which needs to have the sidewalk
replaced. According to Butler this would cost
$1300-$1400. With a 50-50 incentive program, the
property owner would pay $650-$700.
"People who cant
afford to pay need a payout system or an
incentive from the City," said Butler.
"Im not saying they need both, but
they need at least one of them....Im not
sure the City needs to do both if you have a $600
job. The City pays $300 in incentive and the
owner pays the remaining $300 over a 5-year
period, its not going to be worth the
paperwork to mess with it."
Butler suggested setting
parameters so that only projects above a certain
dollar amount are eligible for a tax project.
I cant see us doing
that," said Committee Member Larry Ross
referring to the tax assessment option.
"That puts the City in the position of being
a bank, and we could have a lot of money out
every year that we dont get back for five
years."
Fortune suggested that a short
payback period, possibly a year, be allowed for
projects over a certain dollar amount and that
interest be charged.
Sandy Schuske, an interested
citizen, asked Fortune how the program would get
started: First come, first served or worst first?
As Fortune sees it, sidewalks
would have to be condemned to qualify for the
program, and the Engineering Department would
condemn the worst ones first.
Schuske then asked about the
eligibility of people without sidewalks who would
like to have them.
"Thats not a high
priority on my list," said Fortune. "I
think we need to fix what we have first."
Both Ross and Committee Member
Charlie Bastin agreed.
Discussion at the meeting also
touched on historical districts, materials for
sidewalks and enforcement mechanisms. Based on
the direction gained at this meeting and input
from members concerning the new Eureka Springs
sidewalk ordinance Butler will prepare a draft
ordinance to present to the committee for further
discussion in January.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The idea of usin' a special
tax district to finance infrastructure
improvements is not a new one. The City has
in place just such a plan for sewer districts
and also uses the same mechanism for housing
developers. The real question is how serious
the City is about getting the community's
sidewalks up to code.
There is more at stake here
than just a mere convenience for those
walkin' in the neighborhood. The City is
facing law suits now because of its shared
responsibility with private landowners for
the condition of sidewalks. The City bears
the largest liability because it is at least
perceived to have the deepest pockets. It
only makes sense for the Council to eliminate
this liability. This is one of those times
when the government can help do what the
private sector cannot do alone.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Dear Tom and
Ray:
My future brother-in-law claims
that it's more cost-effective to use your brakes
rather than downshifting. He says this is true
for both hills and normal driving. He argues that
it only costs him a couple hundred dollars to
replace his brakes, while engine overhaul may
cost thousands. Is it more cost-effective to use
your brakes? -Eddy
TOM: It totally depends, Eddy.
"Hills," and "normal driving"
are two completely different situations in this
regard.
RAY: Let's take "normal
driving" first. It's not the engine that
takes the brunt of downshifting. It's the clutch
that takes the punishment. Think about it. If you
shifted up from first gear to fifth then
downshifted all the way back down again, you'd be
using your clutch twice as often, and therefore
wearing it out twice as fast, right? And a clutch
can cost hundreds of dollars.
TOM: So in "normal
driving," it is much better, as your wise
brother-in-law says, to use the brakes to slow
and stop the car.
RAY: On steep down hills,
however, it's a completely different story. And
you'd be crazy to listen to the advice your
knucklehead future brother-in-law.
TOM: If you overuse your brakes
on long, steep hills, you can cause the brake
fluid to boil. If the brake fluid boils, you can
lose your brakes entirely. And if you check with
your local body shop and emergency room, they'll
confirm that having "no brakes" is not
a very cost-efficient way to go down a hill.
RAY: So on steep hills, you're
much better off putting the car in a lower gear
and using the natural braking action of the
engine to keep the car at a reasonable speed.
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