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Wednesday, December 30, 1998 Volume VII, Number 137
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Musician Mike
Byrd, a Billboard Award Winner, will be performing at
Stone's Throw Theater December 31 from 8-9 p.m.
Reservations are required, tickets are $20 each. Call
358-9665 for more information. Performance is followed by
Buffet Dinner & Mystery Theater.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Public Library will be closed at 5 p.m. New Year's Eve
and remain closed Friday, Jan. 1. The Library will resume
normal hours on Saturday, Jan. 2.
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today's
laugh
And this is the law in Alabama:
"The teeth of a horse offered for
sale to the public shall not be stained, discolored or
otherwise camouflaged so as to be misleading indication
of the animal's age and health."
"Say, pard, the sheriff wants you
for that murder at Tonapah. Hev yu an alibi?"
"Shore-thet wuz the day I bumped
off 'Spud' Jackson over Carson City way."
"Doesn't it ever rain around
here?" a motorist asked on of the natives in the far
west.
"Rain?" The native spat.
"Rain? Why, say, pardner, there's bullfrogs in this
yere town over five years old that hain't learned to swim
yet."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
132,000 at $40 a Ton.
The Pleasant Valley mines sold 132,000
pounds of zinc ore to the Empire Zinc Co. of Joplin this
week for $40 per ton.
The mines are producing stuff in fine
shape. The plant has just been improved by the enclosure
of the tramway, something that is appreciated by the
miners these wintry days.
One of the great novelties of the day
in theatrical enterprises will be the attraction at the
Grand Opera house on Monday night. The latest musical
comedy success, "A Turkish Bath," will be given
by the original company.
Of the play the Brooklyn Eagle has this
to say:
"It is replete with merriment and
music; it arouses laughter which lingers long after the
footlights have been extinquished." Prices 25, 35
and 50 cents.
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Today's Feature Oath of Office Taken Tomorrow.
The official oath of office
will be taken tomorrow at the Courthouse in
Carthage by all County elected officials whose
term begins on January 1. County Collector elect
Stephen Holt will not begin his term until March
1, 1999.
According to retiring County
Clerk Margie Bull, the ceremonies will take place
on the third floor in a Circuit Court room at 10
o'clock AM.
The following elected officials
will be sworn in:
David Dally, Judge of the
Circuit Court, Circuit No. 29, Division 2; Joe
Schoeberl, Associate Judge of the Circuit Court,
Division 4; Richard Copeland, Associate Judge of
the Circuit Court, Division 5; Danny Hensley,
Presiding Commissioner of the County Commission;
Linda Williams, Clerk of the Circuit Court; Jim
Lobbey, Clerk of the County Commission; Edie
Swingle Neil, Recorder of Deeds; Dean Dankelson,
Prosecuting Attorney; Shirley Norris, County
Auditor; Mike Randolph, County Coroner.
The regular Thursday County
Commission meeting will be held at 9 AM on the
first floor of the Courthouse.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Although folks sometimes
question the wisdom of operatin' two
courthouses, for the last couple a weeks
there are few that don't see the convenience
of the set up.
The Collector's office
bein' closed in Joplin has created a real
bottle neck in the west end of the Carthage
Courthouse. The fact that many taxpayers just
feel better if they hand deliver their taxes
and carry off a receipt has caused some
amount of anxiety in the rush before the end
of the year.
'Course those who usually
come to the Carthage office don't expect the
crowd and those who usually go to Joplin
don't know what to expect. Needless to say,
the workers in the office are most likely
doin' all they can to keep things movin', but
delays are to be expected.
I'd have ta guess if ya
haven't payed your taxes, you'd do better to
drop in at the post office at this point.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
Intro to the Internet.
If you think about the time
when the Internet first started to become popular
there were only a few thousand host computers
connected to the Internet. To this small group of
people the Internet was their own little world.
These original internet users developed some
standards (not laws, just guidelines) regarding
the Internet. These standard or sets of rules
were called Netiquette. The guidelines they set
were the norm for themselves but many new
Internet users are not aware of them Sometimes,
violating these Netiguette guidelines can get you
into trouble (you may receive a nasty letter or
complaint). Here are some examples of some of the
guidelines they set:
TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL
LETTERS - This applies any time you are sending
messages on the Internet. Typing in all capital
letters is considered an expression of anger and
the reader may think you are yelling! This is
probably the most widely known and followed
example of Netiquette.
Unsolicited email - Have
you ever received an email from a company or
store advertising a sale? Probably not, but have
you ever wondered why? A company could easily
send out millions of email messages to customers
nationwide to advertise their product. The reason
you never get such messages is because it is an
extreme violation of Netiquette.
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