today's
laugh
Diner-"Do you serve fish
here?"
Waiter-"We serve anyone; sit
down."
Affable Waiter-"How did you find
that steak, sir?"
Guest-"Oh, quite accidentally. I
moved that piece of potato and there it was,
underneath."
"Where did you get the plot of
your second novel?"
"From the film version of my
first!"
"I'm glad to find you as you
are," said the old friend. "Your great wealth
hasn't changed you."
"Well," replied the candid
millionaire, "it has changed me in one thing. I'm
now 'eccentric' where I used to be impolite, and
'delightfully witty' where I used to be rude."
"That speaker certainly made a
hit."
"What did he talk about?"
"About five minutes."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
AN INTERESTING ROAD CASE.
A Road Which Has Been Traveled
for 30 Years to be Changed.
A case of unusual interest occupied the
attention of the county court yesterday for almost the
entire day. It was the contest between a number of
farmers living about seven miles southwest of Carthage
over the permanent location of a public road. The old
road runs north and south through section 14 in Jackson
township and lies one-fourth of a mile east of the
section line.
The road has been traveled for 30 years
and has been worked as a county highway for the last six
years. Seven farmers' houses have been built facing this
road and upon it is located the district school house.
The law bearing upon such cases states
that the road must be established on the section line or
as near it as practicable and a petition signed by
thirteen residents of the district was presented in court
asking that the road be changed. Many witnesses for both
sides testified in the case, which was warmly contested.
The decision of the court was that the old road should be
vacated and a new one opened along the section line.
Mrs. E.W. Lewis has gone to Kansas
City, taking with her her little 11-months old son,
Richard, whose eyes are in such a condition as to require
a difficult surgical operation-the removal of the left
eye, the sight of which has been entirely lost. By
removing the worthless eye it is hoped to save the right
eye. Mrs. Lewis will be absent with the child about two
weeks.
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Today's Feature Sales Tax Revenue Up in 1998.
The Christmas season may have
finished off a good year for local retailers. The
City of Carthage and Jasper County showed an
overall increase in sales tax revenue for the
year up to November 1998. This went against the
trend for the state overall.
Missouri Director of Revenue
Quentin Wilson announced that state sales and use
tax collections show a 1.3 percent decrease for
November 1998 and a 1.0 percent decrease for the
year to date, from $702.8 million last year to
$697.5 million this year.
Carthage sales tax collected
was up approximately 2.3% through November for
the 1998/99 fiscal year that starts in July.
Sales tax collections for the
Jasper County General Fund rose nearly $120,000
(2.8%) for the eleven month period. The County
fiscal year begins in January. The common road
fund shows a year-to-date increase of nearly
$100,000 and the Emergency Services Board
collections were up just over $43,000 compared to
1997.
Actual revenue received for all
entities was reduced by the required repayment of
user tax funds to the state. The monthly payments
will end late next year.
Special Use Permit Request Will
Be Topic At January City Council Meeting!!
by Robin Putnam, artCentral
We hope last weeks column
covered everyone we felt needed to be thanked. If
we somehow missed YOU please accept our apologies
and a very, very sincere thanks for your
support!!
Now that it's just packing,
painting and shuffling around here we will be
keeping these columns a bit shorter.
We still need everyone's
support on the zoning issue!! The final reading
will be the second Tuesday in January. This would
be the time for supporters to speak out in our
favor. The City Council gives the public an
opportunity to voice an opinion before they call
for a vote. We hope everyone is as excited as we
are about this wonderful opportunity for
artCentral!!
We would very much like to call
the Katherine Hyde home our permanent home!
Imagine that........artCentral with a permanent
place to call home....after all these years
bouncing around!! Kind of a shock to our system!!
But one we can handle!! It's a good shock!!
If all goes well at the January
City Council meeting our Building committee, Ron,
Helen and me, will get busy and get the Hyde
House whipped into shape as a gallery!!
Of course we have lots of great
ideas in our pointed little heads...but for now
just simply a fresh coat of paint here and there,
some carpeting removed and a bit of wallpaper
taken down will give us a shiny new gallery space
on the main floor!!
We have at least one volunteer
to paint, one to remove carpeting, but
unfortunately no one wants to remove the
wallpaper in the dining room!! Such a yucky job!!
If you have never been inside
this lovely home you haven't seen the pink walls
downstairs, in the kitchen and upstairs bathroom
or the green downstairs bathroom.... interesting
to say the least. We don't feel pink lends well
to a gallery so we will be painting those walls
however....we will leave the kitchen and
bathrooms as they are. Sort of a reminder of
whose house it really is!
Like we said earlier...if all
goes well with the zoning issue we will be
looking at starting our new year with our first
opening reception on March 5th!!
All of us here want to wish
everyone a Happy New Year and we hope you are all
blessed with the very best that 1999 can offer!!
A little more next week.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
This is the time a year
when all those pennies ya paid in sales tax
start ta be counted up for the year end
totals. This is when the old "shop at
home" sayin' really starts ta make some
sense for ever'one.
Since close to a fourth of
the City's income comes from sales tax, it is
a critical component of the annual budget.
Jasper County is even more
dependent on Sales tax. Around 40% of the
general revenue comes from that source, and
close to $3 million that goes to keep the
County roads up to par.
Due to the volatile nature
of that income stream, countin' on sales tax
is a little risky. The up side of course is
that folks livin' outside of the particular
area help support the local government when
they do their shoppin.' Spendin' all you can
locally helps ta maintain the quality of life
we've grown accustom to.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Weekly Column
Natural Nutrition.
One of our most precious gifts
is our eyesight. Something most of us take for
granted until something goes wrong. Prevention is
a key to keeping our eyes healthy. Two of the
main herbs used for nurturing the eyes are
Eyebright and Bilberry.
Traditionally, Eyebright has
been used for failing vision, inflammation,
conjunctivitis, ulcers and eye strain. It helps
the nerves and optic tissues stay supple and
maintain their elasticity. It can be used as an
eyewash or taken internally as a tea.
The use of Bilberry of
blueberry was first documented during World War
II when it was noted that British pilots had
better records as night fliers than anyone else
and they were the only ones consuming large
amounts of blueberry jam. Research led to the
connection between the high amount of flavonoid
activity in this fruit which led to better night
vision. Flavonoids act as free radical scavengers
and have a collagen-stabilizing affect.
Collagen is the most abundant
protein of the body and is responsible for
maintaining the strength of the tissues. Collagen
is destroyed during the inflammatory processes
that occur in various forms of arthritis,
periodontal disease, and other inflammatory
conditions.
It has been noted that Bilberry
can help normalize the strength of capillaries,
it may assist in muscle relaxing and has several
ophthalmological applications including improved
night vision, quicker adjustment to darkness, and
faster restoration of visual acuity after
exposure to glare.
Click and Clack Talk Cars.
Dear Tom and Ray:
I'm an aerodynamics engineer.
When I was in the U.S. Air Force a few years
back, I worked with folks from the Lockheed
low-speed wind tunnel. In the 1970's, aircraft
production went into a slump, and Lockheed
started looking for other customers for its
wind-tunnel services. Prime candidates were the
auto makers, and Lockheed was successful in
convincing Ford, among others, that the wind
tunnel would help them reduce drag and wind noise
on their vehicles. Needless to say, in the past
15-20 years, Lockheed has learned a lot about car
and truck aerodynamics.
Anyway, they actually performed
tests on pickups with the tailgate both up and
down, and found that drag was actually LOWER with
the tailgate CLOSED! This ran counter to their
intuition. The reason is that a closed tailgate
sets up a large "bubble" of stagnant
air that slowly circulates around the bed of the
truck (we aero types call this a "separate
bubble"). When air approaches the truck, it
"sees" the bubble as part of the truck.
So to the air, the truck looks like a nice, flat
covering over the bed, and the air doesn't
"slam" into the vertical tailgate.
So, believe it or not, it's
best for gas mileage to keep the tailgate CLOSED.
Hope this information is helpful.
TOM: Sounds pretty convincing.
We also heard from none other than Bob Stempel,
the former GM president, who wrote us to say that
aerodynamically it doesn't make that much
difference. But, he says, a pickup truck is
structurally much SAFER with the tailgate up.
RAY: So for that reason alone,
we suggest you throw away those tailgate nets,
folks, and return your tailgate to the upright
and locked position.
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