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Tuesday, December 8, 1998 Volume VII, Number 122

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Fairview Christian Church will present a Live Nativity on the Southeast Corner of the Jasper County Courtyard, Monday, December 7 from 6:30 to 8 p.m. Live music will be featured. The presentation is held in conjunction with the Carthage Christmas Parade.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Senior High Band is having a Work Day to help raise money for their trip to Florida. Work Day is scheduled for Saturday, Dec. 12th. Small odd jobs, like leaf raking, cleaning out garages, picking up sticks, etc. For a Band helper call 358-8050, if no answer leave a message.

today's laugh

Artist-"I'll give you five dollars if you'll let me paint you."

Old Mountaineer-"Wal, I dunno."

Artist-"It's easy money."

O.M.-"Hain't no question 'bout that. I wuz jes' a-wonderin' how I'd git the paint off afterwards."

 

Teacher-"Willie, define the word 'puncture'."

Willie-"A puncture is a little hole in a tire, usually found a great distance from a garage."

 

Tragedy in a nutshell: Lion and two lion-hunters; lion and one lion-hunter; lion.

 

1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

IN THE TEMPLE OF JUSTICE.

G.W. Brown and Miss Mamie Philips of Galena, Married.

Rev. Dr. J.F. Cook, president of the Webb City Baptist college, Attorney Farlow, of the same places, and a news reporter were sitting in the circuit court room in the "Temple of Justice" during the noon hour today when a messenger arrived in search of someone who could perform a marriage ceremony.

The attorney said "bring them up here to Dr. Cook," and soon G.W. Brown and Miss Mamie Philips, both hailing from Galena, appeared.

The groom took the fair hand of the bride in his and in reply to the solemnly propounded question, "Will you take this woman for better or for worse," he squeezed it in a manner that showed he meant business and vigorously nodded his head. A like response was made by the bride.

Dr. Cook's reply to a question as to what were his charges said, "The fee is $2.00," and upon receiving it presented half of it to the bride with the instruction to provide herself with a bible. He threw in a good lot of advice to the happy pair in regard to avoiding the sunken rocks with which they might collide in their voyage down life's stream and they started away well pleased.

"Wait a moment," said Dr. Cook, as they were going out the door, "you haven't kissed the bride." "That's all right," said the husband, "I'll attend to that when we get home."

The hotel porter who had piloted the couple up was then given the remaining $1.00 and sent after the best cigars, which were distributed among the lawyers and court house crowd that had assembled.

Mr. and Mrs. Brown have the distinction of being the only couple ever married in the circuit court room.

 

Miss Ruby Rambo delightfully entertained a few friends last evening at her home on South Garrison avenue. The evening was spent in games and music and everyone reports a most enjoyable time. Those present were Misses Hattie Brown, Lou and Agnes Davis, Amy and Myrtie Vinson and Mabel Hedge, Messrs. Eugene Milton, Earl Simpson, Ed Ray and Ed Johnson.

  Today's Feature

Bill Moves Parks Under City Control.

The Council Bill that would eliminate the Parks and Recreation Board and place the operation of the Carthage Parks and Recreation system directly under the control of the City Council is scheduled to be heard in first reading during this evening's regular Council meeting. The Council four member Special Services Committee would be charged with the responsibility of overseeing the department.

The current Park Board has voiced some concerns about the plan, but no opposition has been presented to the Council.

The bill also would create the City office of Parks Administrator. The Administrator would be appointed by the Mayor with the Council's approval. The position, technically now under the control of the Park Board, has been filled by Alan Bull since 1990. City Administrator Tom Short says there are no plans to change any personnel in the Parks Department.

Bull says the Department has followed City guidelines for all benefits such as health insurance, salaries, and retirement plans for the last several years and the transition to direct City control will not cause any undue hardships. The property tax levy that is earmarked for the parks will not be affected.

The Council Bill outlines the duties of the Special Services Committee to "provide for and carry out in general, the establishment and maintenance of a variety of leisure opportunities for all citizens and for the supervision, improvement, care and custody of the same (parks property) which are accessible, safe, uncrowded, physically attractive, and well maintained. The Committee shall make recommendations and plans for the use, development and maintenance of any lots, tracts, parcels of ground acquired and used for the purposes aforesaid, including parks and other recreational grounds, playgrounds, recreational centers, swimming pools, and any and all other recreation areas facilities and activities."

The Special Services Committee also has general oversight of the Memorial Hall building and the Civil War Museum.

The Parks Administrator shall have the "responsibility to plan, organize, direct, coordinate, maintain and evaluate the parks and recreations programs, including the golf program, of the City including but not limited to program effectiveness and demands for expanded or new program offerings as well as recommendations and implementation of appropriate changes."

The Council meets at City Hall on the second and fourth Tuesday at 7:30.


Main Street Morning Coffee.

Main Street Carthage will host its Morning Coffee tomorrow morning at the Fix Coffee Shop on the southeast corner of the Square starting at 7 a.m. Jim Krudwig, Director of the Small Business Development Center with Missouri Southern State College, will discuss "Business Plans Made Easy."

"This is an excellent opportunity to pick up a few tips on how to develop an easy and effective business plan whether you are a brand new business or seasoned veteran," says Main Street Director Diane Sharits. "Jim brings many years of business experience with him. He works closely with both Main Street Joplin and the Joplin Chamber."

Reservations are requested as seating is limited. For more information call 358-4974.

Christmas Light Tours.

Main Street Carthage is sponsoring two evenings of Light Tours of Carthage on the double decker Red Bus. Santa will meet the bus on Friday December 11 and Friday December 18 and will be available for Polaroid pictures ($3). Santa will also roam the Square on those evenings visiting those retailers that choose to remain open. Reservations are requested.

Mike Tichenor, Main Street Mercantile, to fill a vacancy on the Main Street Carthage Board of Directors. Sherry Allan was elected for a three year term.

 

Commentary

Martin "Bubs" Hohulin

State Representative District 126

This week marked the start of the Freshman Tour for new legislators. Every two years, after the Nov. election, the newly elected legislators take a tour of the various state facilities as well as meet with staff, veteran legislators and various cabinet officials. Things like legislative process, living in Jefferson City, the budget process, what each department does, etc. are covered.

When I took the tour back in 1990 it covered fifteen days over three weeks. Two years ago it covered ten days over two weeks and this year it will be thirteen days over three weeks. Another thing that has changed is that republicans will be allowed to send along a representive on the tour.

When I took it, there were actually more republican freshman than democrat, but it was entirely controlled by democrat legislators. Republicans were shut out of sending along a veteran as a mentor.

That has changed a little this year. There will be a member of both parties along on the tour this year. The democrats are still controlling the information sessions and the schedule for the Tour, that is why MSSC in Joplin is once again being left off the schedule, but at least we will have someone there to try to present both sides. Whether we like it or not, our political system is set up to function by having civil disagreement on issues and debating and working them out to a conclusion that will hopefully be of benefit to the citizens. If we all agreed on every issue, we might as well just have a king. It still mystifies me why lawmakers that don’t go along with everything are successfully portrayed in the media and public image as being partisan and just generally evil. We had better hope for more folks to stand up for what they believe in rather than those that go along with everything because they want to be liked by the powers that be.

Once again I am getting off the subject. I will be joining the Tour the last two weeks except for two days when I need to be home to be at my son’s Christmas program at school. I spent parts of two days with them this week and it sounds like I have my work cut out for me. I found out that at the session dealing with the legislative process, there was a panel of veteran legislators, all democrats and no republicans, to tell them how the process works. That was fine until they got to the part about where one of the legislators told the freshmen that they should always vote with the committee chairmen because if they don’t it makes them mad. Excuse me?!

I, nor anyone else, should cast a vote one way or another because the chairman does or doesn’t like it. I tend to listen more to my constituents wishes than those of a committee chairman. Besides, the way the House is run, republicans don’t get to move legislation anyway. If I have something I want passed, the best way to accomplish it is to either amend it onto another bill or get a democrat to carry it as his own bill. There have been many times that a republican would introduce a bill that went nowhere, only to be reintroduced by a democrat and it passed with flying colors. It has been things like that that have underscored the need to have someone from both parties along. There are some things that need to be taught that aren’t learned from handouts.

As usual, I can be reached at House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City, MO 65101 or 1-800-878-7126 or mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions, comments, or advice.


 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I just wish I'd had a little more time to adjust to the winter. I knew it would have ta be due anytime, there was just that one more outside project I was tryin' to get done on Sunday.

I just went inside to get the last equipment when it hit. The thirty degree drop in temperature wasn't so bad, but the rain pretty well shut me down. If we can just squeak out one more decent weekend I will move inside for the winter. Those "indoor" projects have been pilin' up durin' the nice weather.

I will have to re-drain the water hose 'fore a hard freeze. I had it all tucked away but hooked it back up the other night to spray a cat that had strayed into the yard and drivin' the dog nuts. It escaped with just a soaked coat, but left the hose filled to the brim. A small price to pay for a tranquil night's sleep I suppose.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin'.

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Health Notes

BAD AIR CAUSING FEWER HEIRS? Researchers at the North Shore University Hospital in Long Island, New York, believe they have a clue to a cause for the rising rate of male infertility, and the culprit may be no farther away than the next breath we inhale.

The principal investigator, Dr. Susan Benoff, says studies of men who seem to be infertile, "have toxic levels of metals like cadmium, zinc, and lead in their seminal fluid."

Dr. Benoff’s research also showed that varicoceles, a vascular abnormality often considered as a leading factor in male infertility, does not cause infertility alone. Infertility apparently occurs when varicoceles and evidence of environmental exposure to cadmium are both present.

Cadmium may enter the body from various sources, including incinerators, car pollution, manufacturing processes that release metal particles into the air and, from that most insidious of all sources, cigarette smoke. Benoff also cites disposal of reusable lead- or cadmium-based batteries for the increased proliferation of environmental pollutants.

The researchers also found that damage can occur even if the elements in the blood are well below the current permissible air exposure limits set by the EPA.


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