The Mornin' Mail
is published daily -Wednesday, February 11, 1998 Volume
VI, Number 166
Did Ya Know... Due to circumstances beyond their control, the Carthage Over 60 Center will not be able to have their dinner February 15. Did Ya Know... Take Off Pounds Sensibly (TOPS) #MO439 open house is Thurs., Feb. 12 at 7 p.m. in the childcare center at the YMCA. Everyone is invited. Did Ya Know... Royal Rangers Pinewood Derby will be Feb. 21 at Carthage Memorial Hall. Registration begins at 1 p.m. and race starts at 2 p.m. For details, call Michael Botts at 417-466-3907. |
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today's
laugh Officer: Wheres the driver that hit him? Get him! Traffic Victim: Wait, Mr. Policeman, wait. I was trying to cross the street and the driver stopped and motioned me to go across. The shock was too much. I fell down.
Doctor: (looking at patients eye) I see indication of liver ailments and Brights disease. Patient: Try again, Doc, thats my glass eye.
"I know a girl who plays piano by ear." "Thats nothing. I know an old man who fiddles with his whiskers." 1898 Magee Bought Out Partner Kendrick. J. H. Magee has purchased T. A. Kendricks one-half interest in the canning factory for $6,000 and will operate the factory on a larger scale this season, providing the desired storage of vegetables can be secured. He wants 500 acres of tomatoes and the same amount of corn and requests those who desire to grow either for the factory under contract to notify him by postal or leave word at any of the banks in Carthage. As soon as the requests for contracts amount to 300 acres of tomatoes and 250 acres of corn he will begin making contracts as high as paid by any factory in the state and higher than some of the factories with which he has to compete.
James Rollins, a well-known man, is lame as a result of an accident that befell him. In stepping out of a wagon his kneecap was thrown out of place and he will be unable to dance for a long time yet.
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