The Mornin' Mail
is published daily -Thursday, February 12, 1998 Volume
VI, Number 167 did ya know?
Did Ya Know... The Carthage R-9 Board
of Education will meet Thurs., Feb. 12, at noon at the
Carthage Senior High Conference Room, second floor CSHS.
Did Ya Know... Due to circumstances
beyond their control, the Carthage Over 60 Center will
not have their dinner Feb. 15.
Did Ya Know... Carthage Masonic Lodge
is having a Valentines dinner and meeting today.
All Masons, their ladies, and widows of Masons are
invited to dinner at 6 p.m.; meeting to follow at 7 p.m.
Did Ya Know... Take Off Pounds Sensibly
(TOPS) #MO439 open house is today at 7 p.m. in the
childcare center at Carthage YMCA. Everyone is invited.
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today's
laugh
Husband: I saw the doctor today about
my loss of memory.
Wife: What did he do?
Husband: He made me pay him in advance.
"What makes him act so
grouchy?"
"Oh, hes teething."
"Teething?"
"Yes...they keep slipping
out."
"Hes a wiry little
chap."
"He doesnt look it. What
does he do?"
"Connects telephones."
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Bank Officers Elected.
The newly elected directors of the
First National Bank held a meeting last night and elected
officers for 1898. Wm. E. Brinkerhoff was re-elected
president; Cashier V. A. Wallace was elected
vice-president, and ex-Mayor E. B. Jacobs was promoted
from assistant cashier to cashier. The promotions were
made to fill the vacancy caused by the death of Mr. C. L.
Bartlett who was vice-president. Although the promotions
are now in effect, they are to all practical purposes
merely changes in title, for both Messrs. Wallace and
Jacobs will remain actively interested in the bank, and
will be found at their accustomed desks.
W. O. Davis and wife, of Bloomington,
Ill., are visiting their sister, Mrs. Mary Bailey, in the
southern suburbs. Mr. Davis is publisher of
the "Pantagraph" one of the oldest and most
prosperous papers in the state.
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Today's Feature Right of Way Ordinance Progress.
Finance/Personnel Committee
Chair Lujene Clark says that new regulations
concerning City right of ways will be discussed
for the next sixty to ninety days. The
regulations could effect all telecommunications
companies as well as other utility companies.
Clark says that it is a complicated, far reaching
document and it deserves to be well researched.
Dean Petersen of SW Missouri
Cable agrees. He told the Committee last Tuesday
afternoon that the initial draft of the proposed
ordinance that he had seen was "totally
unworkable."
"I think youre
making a big mistake," said Petersen,
"crafting this on the basis of theory. Get
some experience and base it on reality rather
than perception."
Clark said that she wants the
proposal "tightened up" so as to
include the City utility CW&EP. At the
current time, City Administrator Tom Short feels
City owned utilities would be exempt from the
regulations.
"We fully expect those
areas of the City who use that right of way to
dance to the same tune," said Clark.
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Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
The proposed right of way
ordinance has several purposes. One is to try
and capture some type of franchise fee from
telephone long distance providers. This is a
probably the toughest goal.
Other ramifications of the
proposal deal with how the City controls
placement of utility poles, construction that
disturbs existing streets and sidewalks, and
other definable activities.
The initial draft presented
to the Finance/Personnel Committee and the
Council came from the Missouri Municipal
League and is thirty-five pages in length.
Most agree that it is a less than perfect
document. Some feel it is nothing less than a
local attempt to cripple growth of existing
and future telecommunication endeavors.
Another focus has been
introduced that would bring CW&EP under
tighter control of the City. This is
probly the most interestin
portion for us non telecommunication types.
It should be local politics at its best.
This is some fact, but
mostly, Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column Click and Clack Talk Cars
Dear Tom and Ray:
I have a 92 Honda Civic
LX sedan, which developed a vibrating, noise a
few weeks ago. My mechanic said it was probably a
loose heat shield, and I figured he would tighten
a clamp or something. So imagine my surprise when
I came back later to find he had removed the heat
shield entirely. I asked him if it was safe, and
he said its perfectly safe. Im not
convinced, however. Why would the Honda engineers
have put it there if it wasnt necessary? -
Robert
Ray: Well, if you took your car
to 1,000 different mechanics, Robert, 999 would
probably do exactly what this guy did, and charge
you $25.
Tom: And the other guy - the
one whod been sued because a
customers car caught fire - would have
installed a new heat shield and charged you over
100 bucks. And wed have to endorse that
guys action, mostly because our lawyers
insist upon it.
Ray: Most cars have several
heat shields...some more important than others.
The one most commonly removed by mechanics fits
just below the catalytic converter. Its
designed to keep a hot converter from igniting
stuff underneath the car, like dead leaves and
tall, dry grass you might park on top of.
Tom: So if you live in a city,
and never park in a dry meadow, you can probably
get by without that heat shield. But there are
situations where something is wrong with the
engine and too much fuel pours into the
converter, causing it to overheat. And under
those circumstances, the converter gets red hot
and can ignite something and set the car on fire
if no heat shield is present. And thats
really why the engineers put it there.
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