The Mornin' Mail
is published daily -Thursday, February 19, 1998 Volume
VI, Number 172
Did Ya Know?. . . About 300 people are expected to participate in the 1998 March for Parks to be held at George Washing Carver National Monument on Saturday, April 18. For more information call 325-4151. Did Ya Know?. . . The open house for Columbian, Fairview, and Steadley Elementary Schools has been rescheduled for Sunday, February 22 at 2 p.m. Congressman Roy Blunt is the featured speaker.
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today's
laugh If you want to find some experts, start to do something. In ten minutes, people will come from all over the world to tell you how youre doing it wrong.
A man bought some goldfish and became interested in trying to find out which were the males and which were the females. The petshop sent him to a goldfish expert. The expert explained, "Its very easy. A male goldfish will eat only male brine shrimp, the female goldfish will only eat female brine shrimp." The man asked, " How can you tell the male brine shrimp from the female?" The expert said, "Two blocks down, theres a brine shrimp expert." 1898 A BAD MAN WITH A GUN. Last night about 6 oclock Dick ORourke, a blacksmith employed at the Center Creek stone quarry, passed along Howard avenue by the Bennett block, fighting drunk. As he passed a window in the block he saw a women preparing supper at a cook stove. This aroused his drunken ire and pulling a revolver he thrust it against the window and fired. The bullet crashed through the glass, splintered the casing and then dropped to the floor. The woman was Mrs. Maggie Johnston, who came her ten days ago from Galena, Kansas. She is a perfect stranger here and never even heard of ORourke until last night. The motive of the shooting could only have been "cussedness" pure and simple, as ORourke never saw the woman before. Had not the fellow turned the muzzle of the revolver so that the bullet ploughed into the casement she would certainly have been killed. Night Officer Sherman Drake was on the east side of the square when the shot was fired and at once hastened to the scene. On Fourth street he passed ORourke, who was walking quietly along. Fred Crawford, who had witnessed the shooting, told the officer that ORourke was the man he wanted. In front of McMillan & Durhams shoe store on the east side of the square he found ORourke. "I believe you are the man I want," said the officer, as he laid hi hand on the drunk mans shoulder. Without a word of warning ORourke drew his revolver, shoved the muzzle in the policemans face and fired. The nervy officer was too quick for him, however. Quick as a flash he knocked the revolver aside so the bullet whistled harmlessly past his ear and buried itself in the awning above. The policeman then marched his prisoner to jail. Just as they stepped inside ORourke showed fight and struck at Drake. Again the policeman was too quick for him and the Irishman went down like a beef under a straight from the shoulder smash on the nose dealt by the officers flat. When searched by the police $4.60 in money and a box of cartridges were taken from him. The revolver is a 32-calbre Smith & Wesson with a 6-inch barrel and is a very fine weapon. According to the statements of all who saw the affair, ORourke had no reason for using a gun and his chances for a long term in the penitentiary are certainly bright.
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