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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, February 4, 2008 Volume XVI, Number
161
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The 8th
Annual Bowling Round Up to benefit Magic Moments
Riding Therapy will be held at Bowl East in
Joplin on February 9, 2008. We are looking for
bowlers to participate. You could win a brand new
Nintendo WII. Get together a group of 5 or 6 and
call us at (417)325-4490 for all the details.
Did Ya Know?...
Stones Throw Dinner Theatre, Carthage, Mo.
will be hosting a special Valentines Day
Event on Thursday, Feb. 14th at the Theatre. In
addition to the play DIAL M FOR MURDER there will
be a very special menu and Roses and Candy for
the ladies. The price is $25.00 per person.
Seating is limited. For reservations call the
theatre at 417-358-9665 or 417-358-7268 or email
bbell23@ecarthage.com.
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today's
laugh
A dog saw a sign, WET PAINT,
and he did.
Foreman- "Ya know ya
aint supposed to smoke while yer
workin."
Laborer- "Who says Im
workin?"
Teacher- "Seven cows are
walking along a path in a single file. Which one
can turn around and say, I see six pairs of
horns?"
Bobby- "Why, the first cow."
|Teacher- "Wrong, Bobby, cows cannot
talk."
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1908
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A $32,280 Land Deal.
By deed filed today,
Charles A. Byrd bought of S. E. Carter a three-fifths
interest in 538 acres located a half mile southwest of
Oronogo, subject to railway right-of-way and all
unfortified mining leases. The consideration was $32,280,
which would be rating the land at an even $100 per acre
in value.
Fire at Cottey College.
What came near being one
of the most disastrous fires in the history of Nevada
occurred yesterday afternoon at Cottey College, in the
Vernon county town. The young lady students were excited
and consternation reigned supreme. The fire department
saved the building.
A boon to travelers. Dr.
Fowlers Extract of Wild Strawberry. Cures
dysentery, diarrhea, seasickness, nausea. Pleasant to
take. Acts promptly.
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Today's
Feature
Ice/Winter
Storm Debris Removal.
(City of Carthage
News Release) Beginning February 4, 2008, the
Citys contractor for debris removal from
the recent ice storm (J & R Disaster
Services, LLC.), will begin their third and final
pass through the City for debris removal. The
contractor was scheduled to make 3 passes through
the City, with a minimum of one weekend between
each pass, to collect vegetative storm debris
from the Citys right-of-ways. The
contractor cannot go on private property to
remove debris. Residents therefore must stack all
vegetative storm debris at the street, behind the
curb line. Any small debris left from prior
passes should be raked into a pile for the
contractor to collect. Residents are encouraged
to complete their work as soon as possible in
order for the contractor to collect all debris.
Once the Contractor completes his work, the
resident is responsible for debris cleanup and
removal. If debris is not cleaned up or removed,
the resident will be subject to all City Code
requirements concerning property maintenance and
nuisance abatement.
Residents may
still bring their vegetative storm related debris
to the Citys demolition/composting
landfill. Fees at the landfill will be waived for
storm debris for Carthage citizens until February
15, 2008.
For further
information or questions, please contact the
Citys Public Works Department at 237-7010.
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Just Jake
Talkin' Mornin
Its an old game that
kids learn early and play with ruthless cunning
at the slightest indication that they can win.
They constantly push the rules to the max.
Its the old trick of playin one
parent against the other.
What most kids dont
understand is that most of us that are parents
know most of the tricks of the trade. Been there,
done it.
Its only natural. Ya take
the path of least resistance. Once a kid realizes
that dad doesnt mind em climbin
trees, but it scares mom to death, they get dad
involved in the tree climbin and make a big
deal bout how much fun it is to be
sharin some real "quality time"
with their buddy, dad. Once you are successful at
gettin somethin done, try it again
the same way.
Grown-ups dont loose the
knack they learned so well as kids. Theres
the birth of shortcuts to solvin problems.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin
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This Is A Hammer
By Samantha Mazzotta
Workshop
Revival
Winter has settled
in across the country, bringing do-it-yourselfers
inside to handle smaller tasks or just leave all
the projects alone until spring. So, what to do
during this long, quiet lull between battening
down the hatches and opening them up again?
Prepare for the next home-improvement season, of
course.
This is a great
time to head to the garage, basement or attic and
look over your workshop area. What needs to be
cleaned up? What tools need to be out and ready
for the spring thaw? What can you do to get one
step closer to your dream workshop? Take out a
notepad and pencil, and start writing down ideas.
Take an inventory
of everything in the shop, from the largest power
tool to the smallest nail. Then, make a list of
steps needed to clean and organize the area.
Heres how I get my workshop in shape for
the new year.
The first step
should be a sort-and-toss session. Gather
everything and sort it by general types:
fasteners, like nuts and bolts and nails, go in
one pile; hand tools are stacked in another;
power tools are gathered at one corner of the
room; and so on. Once the items are classified,
go through each pile and discard old, unused or
broken items. If your larger tools are unused but
still work -- or can be repaired -- donate them
to a charity that accepts these items.
Now, take a look
at your worktable and shop area. Does the current
configuration work for you? Is there enough
storage for all the items in your inventory? What
would you most like to change about it? Shift
things around and add storage boxes, shelves or
drawers as needed. If you dont have a
good-sized sheet of pegboard above or near your
worktable, purchase one -- its a great
storage area for hand tools and small boxes.
As you place each
tool in its storage space, clean it thoroughly to
remove rust and debris. Coat the metal parts with
an all-purpose oil, and rub a small amount of
linseed oil onto wooden handles to protect them
from damp, cold air and fluctuations in
temperature.
Finally, decide
what your first project will be this year --
whether its yard work, outside repairs or
new shelves -- and prepare the worktable and the
necessary tools for it. When the weather finally
warms up and the home-improvement bug hits you,
youll be ready to start hammering away as
soon as possible.
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