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Monday, February 4, 2008 Volume XVI, Number 161

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The 8th Annual Bowling Round Up to benefit Magic Moments Riding Therapy will be held at Bowl East in Joplin on February 9, 2008. We are looking for bowlers to participate. You could win a brand new Nintendo WII. Get together a group of 5 or 6 and call us at (417)325-4490 for all the details.

Did Ya Know?... Stone’s Throw Dinner Theatre, Carthage, Mo. will be hosting a special Valentine’s Day Event on Thursday, Feb. 14th at the Theatre. In addition to the play DIAL M FOR MURDER there will be a very special menu and Roses and Candy for the ladies. The price is $25.00 per person. Seating is limited. For reservations call the theatre at 417-358-9665 or 417-358-7268 or email bbell23@ecarthage.com.

today's laugh

A dog saw a sign, WET PAINT, and he did.

Foreman- "Ya know ya ain’t supposed to smoke while yer workin’."
Laborer- "Who says I’m workin’?"

Teacher- "Seven cows are walking along a path in a single file. Which one can turn around and say, ‘I see six pairs of horns?’"
Bobby- "Why, the first cow."
|Teacher- "Wrong, Bobby, cows cannot talk."

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A $32,280 Land Deal.

By deed filed today, Charles A. Byrd bought of S. E. Carter a three-fifths interest in 538 acres located a half mile southwest of Oronogo, subject to railway right-of-way and all unfortified mining leases. The consideration was $32,280, which would be rating the land at an even $100 per acre in value.

Fire at Cottey College.

What came near being one of the most disastrous fires in the history of Nevada occurred yesterday afternoon at Cottey College, in the Vernon county town. The young lady students were excited and consternation reigned supreme. The fire department saved the building.

A boon to travelers. Dr. Fowler’s Extract of Wild Strawberry. Cures dysentery, diarrhea, seasickness, nausea. Pleasant to take. Acts promptly.

 

Today's Feature

Ice/Winter Storm Debris Removal.

(City of Carthage News Release) Beginning February 4, 2008, the City’s contractor for debris removal from the recent ice storm (J & R Disaster Services, LLC.), will begin their third and final pass through the City for debris removal. The contractor was scheduled to make 3 passes through the City, with a minimum of one weekend between each pass, to collect vegetative storm debris from the City’s right-of-ways. The contractor cannot go on private property to remove debris. Residents therefore must stack all vegetative storm debris at the street, behind the curb line. Any small debris left from prior passes should be raked into a pile for the contractor to collect. Residents are encouraged to complete their work as soon as possible in order for the contractor to collect all debris. Once the Contractor completes his work, the resident is responsible for debris cleanup and removal. If debris is not cleaned up or removed, the resident will be subject to all City Code requirements concerning property maintenance and nuisance abatement.

Residents may still bring their vegetative storm related debris to the City’s demolition/composting landfill. Fees at the landfill will be waived for storm debris for Carthage citizens until February 15, 2008.

For further information or questions, please contact the City’s Public Works Department at 237-7010.

Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin’
It’s an old game that kids learn early and play with ruthless cunning at the slightest indication that they can win. They constantly push the rules to the max. It’s the old trick of playin’ one parent against the other.

What most kids don’t understand is that most of us that are parents know most of the tricks of the trade. Been there, done it.

It’s only natural. Ya take the path of least resistance. Once a kid realizes that dad doesn’t mind ‘em climbin’ trees, but it scares mom to death, they get dad involved in the tree climbin’ and make a big deal ‘bout how much fun it is to be sharin’ some real "quality time" with their buddy, dad. Once you are successful at gettin’ somethin’ done, try it again the same way.

Grown-ups don’t loose the knack they learned so well as kids. There’s the birth of shortcuts to solvin’ problems.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’

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This Is A Hammer
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Workshop Revival

Winter has settled in across the country, bringing do-it-yourselfers inside to handle smaller tasks or just leave all the projects alone until spring. So, what to do during this long, quiet lull between battening down the hatches and opening them up again? Prepare for the next home-improvement season, of course.

This is a great time to head to the garage, basement or attic and look over your workshop area. What needs to be cleaned up? What tools need to be out and ready for the spring thaw? What can you do to get one step closer to your dream workshop? Take out a notepad and pencil, and start writing down ideas.

Take an inventory of everything in the shop, from the largest power tool to the smallest nail. Then, make a list of steps needed to clean and organize the area. Here’s how I get my workshop in shape for the new year.

The first step should be a sort-and-toss session. Gather everything and sort it by general types: fasteners, like nuts and bolts and nails, go in one pile; hand tools are stacked in another; power tools are gathered at one corner of the room; and so on. Once the items are classified, go through each pile and discard old, unused or broken items. If your larger tools are unused but still work -- or can be repaired -- donate them to a charity that accepts these items.

Now, take a look at your worktable and shop area. Does the current configuration work for you? Is there enough storage for all the items in your inventory? What would you most like to change about it? Shift things around and add storage boxes, shelves or drawers as needed. If you don’t have a good-sized sheet of pegboard above or near your worktable, purchase one -- it’s a great storage area for hand tools and small boxes.

As you place each tool in its storage space, clean it thoroughly to remove rust and debris. Coat the metal parts with an all-purpose oil, and rub a small amount of linseed oil onto wooden handles to protect them from damp, cold air and fluctuations in temperature.

Finally, decide what your first project will be this year -- whether it’s yard work, outside repairs or new shelves -- and prepare the worktable and the necessary tools for it. When the weather finally warms up and the home-improvement bug hits you, you’ll be ready to start hammering away as soon as possible.

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