The Mornin' Mail
is published daily -Thursday, February 26, 1998 Volume
VI, Number 177 did ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Soccer League will be holding registration for the spring
soccer season on Feb. 24 & 26 and March 3 &5.
Registrations will be held from 5:30 p.m. until 8 p.m. at
the Southwest Missouri Banks community room. The
bank is located at 306 W. 3rd Street. The cost is $10 per
child.
Did Ya Know?. . .Tax consulting
for the elderly is available every Tuesday from 9-12 noon
at the Carthage Over 60 Center. There is no charge for
the service and people of all ages are eligible.
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today's
laugh
Its easy to stop smoking. All you
need is a little willpower and a pack of wet matches.
The knife swallower finally solved his
cholesterol problem. He stopped swallowing butter knives.
His coat is so old the only things
holding it together are the button holes.
The doctor was lecturing the class on
sex. He asked, "Do you know what the first oral
contraceptive was?"
A coed said, "No."
"Exactly!" said the doctor.
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A TAFFY PULL.
The young ladies who comprise the
Friday Afternoon club royally entertained their young
gentlemen friends last night at a taffy pull at Miss
Helen Clarks home on Central avenue.
A picture guessing contest furnished
much amusement. Each guest contributed a baby picture of
himself or herself, as the case might be, and they spent
a merry half hour guessing "who was who." Miss
Emily Newell won a pretty picture frame by guessing more
than anyone else.
Henry Cowgill tried to handicap the
other contestants by palming off a rare edition of Harry
Putnams physiogonomy as his own, but though the
fraud was not discovered the young man was never in it so
that the result was not affected.
B.B. Briles furnished a supply of taffy
and the young folks had a jolly time.
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Today's Feature Council Sludge Fest.
A motion by Public Works
Committee Chair Bill Fortune to pay a submitted
bill for a little less than $500 met with
surprising opposition at last Tuesdays
regular Council meeting. Payment of the bill,
which was for removal of sludge from the fuel
tanks pulled from the Myers Park property, was
recommended by the Public Works Committee.
Mid-American Environmental of
Carthage submitted the successful bid of $6,000
for the removal last summer. Fortunes
committee reviewed the contract during its last
meeting and determined the charge was legitimate
even though it exceeded the bid.
"If we owe the money we
should pay it," said Council member Bill
Johnson.
"That wasnt in the
contract," replied Council member Art
Dunaway.
Johnson asked if there
wasnt a clause in the contract that allowed
the contractor to recoup any costs associated
with sludge removal.
"I dont know,"
Dunaway responded, "I didnt read the
contract."
The matter was placed back in
the Public Works Committee for further study.
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Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
If ya got a hankerin
for a street sign Main Street Carthage has
about 500 of em for sale. The Council
voted Tuesday to sell the signs to the
organization rather than scrap em. They
are hopin to see a profit after the
markers are sorted and sold.
I dont think there is
a "Jake" street in Carthage, so I
probly wont end up with one a the
treasures, but Im told that several
have already called anticipatin the
sale. If ya got a particular street that
appeals to ya, give em a call.
The sellin is the
result of the Street Department
completin the replacement of the old
signs with new ones that even reflect
so ya can read em at night. Some poles
have also been replaced. Everthing is
clean and sparklin.
Tom Shelley and his crew
was recognized durin the Council
meetin after a letter was read
praisin the timely way the Department
took care of a citizens concern.
Shelley has apparently taken advantage of the
lack of snow this season.
This is some fact, but
mostly, Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
Metcalf Auto Supply
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Weekly Column Click and Clack Talk Cars.
Tom and Ray:
Im a bit of a rarity.
Im 23 and love my Volvo 740. Its a
1991 with 130,000 miles.
While most of my friends prefer
sportier cars or big trucks, I couldnt be
happier with my squared-off Swede. However,
something weird has been going on recently. When
Im driving at 55 mph, the car develops a
slight vibration. The vibration appears at about
50 mph and disappears at about 60 mph. The
vibration isnt very intense, and Im
not too bothered by it. Im just wondering
what it is-Josh
Ray: Well Id say
something is definitely out of balance here,
Josh.
Tom: Aside from your taste in
cars.
Ray: It sounds as awful lot
like a wheel thats out of balance.
Thats what usually creates a shimmy at a
specific speed.
Tom: Perhaps the last time you
followed one of your friends in a BMW up onto the
sidewalk, you knocked off a wheel weight and left
one of the tires unbalanced.
Ray: For 20 or 30 bucks,
Id have all four tires rebalanced by a
mechanic. And while youre there, ask him to
check for any early signs of tread separation in
the tires, which could also cause a shimmy.
Tom: And by the way, if he can
see the air inside the tires when he inspects
them, that means its time for some new
rubber, Josh.
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