| today's
        laugh 
 Speaking of public enemies, I know a
        guy who gets up at 4 a.m., leans out the window and
        whistles to wake up the birds.   "Whats the noise?" "The barber is shaving
        himself." "Whats the
        conversation?" "Hes trying to talk himself
        into a shampoo."   A man, after buying a ticket to a show,
        walked off without picking up his change. The customer
        next in line asked the cashier what she did in a case
        like that. "I rap on the window with a sponge,"
        she replied. 1898INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Upset A Lamp. Little Paul Porter Came Near
        Causing an Awful Accident Last Night. Little Paul Porter, the 4-year old son
        of George W. Porter, the genial traveling man who
        represents S. B. Griswold on the road, figured in an
        exciting accident last evening at his home on McGregor
        street. The little fellow, while at play, in
        some way managed to pull over a sewing table on which was
        a lamp. Mrs. Porter was in another room at the time but
        was not observing the boy and his father had just stepped
        outside into the yard. When the lamp fell the bowl was
        shivered into fragments. The oil flew all over the
        carpet, a table and a chair nearby, and ignited from the
        blazing wick. Mrs. Porter heard the crash and
        hastening to the scene snatched the child up in her arms
        and ran out of doors screaming for help. The little
        fellow was unhurt and only the fact that his hair was
        singed showed in what awful danger he had been. Mr.
        Porter hastened into the house in response to his
        wifes call and succeeded in smothering the flames. The loss will not be great and is fully
        covered by insurance with A. G. Nowell & Son. The
        carpet on the floor as well as the sofa and chair, which
        were deluged with oil, were badly damaged and in addition
        to this a suit of clothes belonging to Mr. Porter was
        burned along with a brand new overcoat which is ruined
        absolutely. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Two Incentive Plans Delayed. Discussion at the Public Works
                meeting Tuesday evening ended in derailing
                proposed incentive programs which would have set
                aside $100,000 from City reserves for
                reimbursements to developers for the costs of
                curb and guttering and another $100,000 for
                reimbursements for street paving. City Administrator Tom Short
                pointed to the proposed City incentive programs
                as a means of stimulating development of
                affordable housing, an identified need in
                Carthage, without adding any cost to the
                homeowner.  "Why should other citizens
                be burdened by the cost of improvements which
                benefit only a few?" asked Council Member
                Lujene Clark. Clark pointed out that during
                previous discussions concerning City funding of
                curb and guttering for the Precious Moments
                development she found another source of funding,
                Neighborhood Improvement Districts (NID).  "Now are we telling them
                and other developers, dont bother with
                those things because the City will fund
                you?" asked Committee Member Jackie Boyer.
                "We are not encouraging them to seek NID
                funding if we put this in place." According to Clark, the NID
                funding available for such projects allows those
                who benefit from the improvements to bear the
                cost rather than all taxpayers. Homeowners
                involved in the project are assessed over a
                period of years, and Clark says the cost is
                usually negligible.  During discussion of whether
                the City should offer a reimbursement program,
                Assistant to the City Engineer Joe Butler pointed
                out that the City has an existing ordinance which
                allows for reimbursement to developers for curbs
                and guttering if money is available in the
                budget. According to Butler, the plans under
                discussion would simply amend that ordinance and
                fund it. The amendment would make the
                ordinance more restrictive with language
                specifying reimbursement to occur only when lots
                along the street in question are "fully
                developed, i.e., habitable."  An accompanying resolution
                makes available $100,000 from City reserves to
                fund the curb and guttering program, specifies a
                limit of $40,000 per developer per year and sets
                the termination of the program at June 30, 1998
                or upon the expenditure of the funds, whichever
                occurs first. Another resolution sets the same
                parameters for the paving incentive program.  After receiving input and
                guidance from the Committee, the Engineering
                Department planned to include these two programs
                in a package of incentive programs to be
                discussed at a public hearing. "I think If we vote to
                make changes on this now, were sending the
                message that we have the money, and we dont
                have the money and we may not put it aside,
                either," said Boyer. Boyer continued that amendments
                and resolutions were not necessary if the program
                is not going to be funded and recommended that
                such incentive plans, if adopted, be budgeted on
                a yearly basis during the budget process. She
                moved to set the proposals aside for discussion
                in the Budget Committee. "This might be a good
                idea, but I think this needs to be looked at in
                light of the budget," Committee Chair Bill
                Fortune agreed. The Committee voted unanimously
                to delay both incentive programs pending budget
                discussions.  Short expects the Committee
                will consider the programs at a later date in
                conjunction with Budget Committee
                recommendations.  The Committee commented briefly
                on other programs in the planned incentive
                package, the sewer line extension and water main
                extension recoupment policies. The sewer recoup
                plan is ready to be presented to developers and
                other interested parties. Butler reported that
                CW&EP is still considering a water main
                extension recoupment policy. 
 
 
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                |  | Buyers Guide For
                Outpatient Procedures Release by Sen.
                Marvin Singleton In 1992, SB 775 required the
                Missouri Department of Health to compile data and
                publish "The Buyers Guide For
                Outpatient Procedures." The legislation,
                which was amended onto HB 1574, SB 721, and SB
                796 to assure passage, was adopted by lawmakers
                and signed into law. The publication is being
                distributed by the Department of Health across
                the state. A companion publication,
                "The Buyers Guide For Hospital
                Emergency Services" was also released by the
                Department of Health to better inform health care
                consumers. This guide reviews and evaluates
                several different services, including pediatric
                capabilities, length of time patients had to wait
                for treatment, full-time availability of
                physicians, formal transfer agreements to
                higher-level facilities and patient satisfaction
                with emergency room care. "This guide gives
                consumers a comparison of emergency services
                available from different facilities in different
                regions of the state," Singleton said.
                "It makes information available in a useful
                format that will benefit citizens and health care
                providers alike." The guides are available from
                the Department of Health at a nominal cost so
                that Missouri taxpayers would not be burdened
                with the costs of producing this publication.
                Citizens wanting more information on these
                publications and the information they contain may
                call the department at 573-751-6279. If you have any comments or
                questions, Sen. Singleton can be reached at his
                office in Jefferson City - State Capitol, Room
                426, Jefferson City, Missouri 65101,
                573-751-2306, msingl01@services.state.mo.us.   Dear Ruth Release by
                Stones Throw Community Theatre Norman Krasnas two-act
                romantic W. W. II comedy, "Dear Ruth,"
                is the St. Valentines holiday offering at
                Stones Throw Community Theatre, located
                just west of Carthage on Old Highway 66 at 796
                South Stone Lane. Special "St.
                Valentines Day" ticket prices are in
                effect for all performances. The Broadway hit, called by its
                New York City publisher "one of our most
                popular community theatre offerings ever,"
                opened Thursday, February 5, for a seven
                performance run. "Dear Ruth" plays
                February 6-7 and February 12-15 at Stones
                Throw. All but one are evening performances with
                dinner being served at 6:30 p.m. The performance
                Sunday, February 15, is a matinee, with dinner
                served at 1 p.m. Prepaid reservations are
                required, with tickets for all adults $14.00 for
                this production. Tickets for all students 20 and
                under are $12.00. Reservations are confirmed by
                season membership number, or by credit card
                number and expiration date. Those paying by check
                may do so by mail or by dropping by the theatre.
                The box office, 358-9665, is open from 10 a.m.
                until 1 p.m., Monday through Friday. "Dear Ruth" is
                presented by arrangement with Dramatists Play
                Service, Inc., New York City, and is funded in
                part by Missouri Arts Council, an agency of the
                Department of Economic Development.   |  
                |  | Just Jake Talkin' Mornin',
 
                    "Call me
                    cantankerous," Lujene Clark told the
                    Council last week. So we will. Cantankerous
                    Clark.  As Chair of the
                    Finance/Personnel Committee, Cantankerous
                    Clark has led the way to several cost cutting
                    measures. Some popular, some not. She is
                    currently buttin heads with SWBell over
                    a nearly $9,000 installation charge for a new
                    phone system. A worthy opponent no doubt. She has also taken on some
                    relatively small discrepancies such as a
                    $1.69 breakfast biscuit and a couple a
                    hundred dollars for caps and t-shirts.  Her latest Cantankerous
                    action was ta move to not pay an adjustment
                    of around five hundred bucks on a $6,000
                    contract to remove the fuel tanks from the
                    Myers Park property. The Council agreed with
                    CC.  With the April elections
                    comin, there may be more emphasis on
                    the self-proclaimed title of Cantankerous
                    Clark. "CC, oh see what you have
                    done." This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin.  |  
                | Sponsored by Oak Street health & herb | Weekly Column Natural Nutrition by Mari An Willis What is it about garlic? Garlic
                has been the subject of many studies over the
                past centuries either through observation
                techniques or though scientific procedures. In the original Back to Eden
                by Jethro Kloss, he states that garlic probably
                originated in central Asia, is cultivated in many
                countries and grows wild in Italy and southern
                Europe. It was given to the slaves building the
                pyramids to increase their stamina and strength
                and to protect them from disease. It was used as
                a preventative against cholera, typhoid fever,
                and amebic dysentery. "Hippocrates, the
                father of modern medicine, used garlic as a
                laxative, a diuretic, for tumors of the uterus,
                leprosy, epilepsy, chest pains, toothaches, and
                for wounds incurred during battle. Aristotle also
                mentions the value of garlic and Aristophanes
                used garlic as a treatment for impotence." During both World Wars it was
                used as an antibacterial and strong disinfectant.
                A dilution with water was used to kill the germs
                which caused cholera and typhoid fever. In 1989
                it was described as a "Designer Food,"
                the odor had been removed and it had become a
                much more acceptable form of treatment for all
                forms of ailments form high blood pressure, high
                cholesterol and heart disease to the prevention
                of colds and flu. It has been used in the
                elimination of pinworms in children, as well as
                adults. Herbert Peirson, Ph.D.,
                formerly of the National Caner Institute and now
                with the Preventive Nutrition Consultants stated,
                "Several different studies have shown a link
                between garlic and lower incidences of stomach
                cancer. Another study shows lower rates of
                colon/rectal cancer." He added that garlic
                seems to enhance the immune system. ARCHIVES Index
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