today's
laugh
Speaking of public enemies, I know a
guy who gets up at 4 a.m., leans out the window and
whistles to wake up the birds.
"Whats the noise?"
"The barber is shaving
himself."
"Whats the
conversation?"
"Hes trying to talk himself
into a shampoo."
A man, after buying a ticket to a show,
walked off without picking up his change. The customer
next in line asked the cashier what she did in a case
like that. "I rap on the window with a sponge,"
she replied.
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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Upset A Lamp.
Little Paul Porter Came Near
Causing an Awful Accident Last Night.
Little Paul Porter, the 4-year old son
of George W. Porter, the genial traveling man who
represents S. B. Griswold on the road, figured in an
exciting accident last evening at his home on McGregor
street.
The little fellow, while at play, in
some way managed to pull over a sewing table on which was
a lamp. Mrs. Porter was in another room at the time but
was not observing the boy and his father had just stepped
outside into the yard.
When the lamp fell the bowl was
shivered into fragments. The oil flew all over the
carpet, a table and a chair nearby, and ignited from the
blazing wick.
Mrs. Porter heard the crash and
hastening to the scene snatched the child up in her arms
and ran out of doors screaming for help. The little
fellow was unhurt and only the fact that his hair was
singed showed in what awful danger he had been. Mr.
Porter hastened into the house in response to his
wifes call and succeeded in smothering the flames.
The loss will not be great and is fully
covered by insurance with A. G. Nowell & Son. The
carpet on the floor as well as the sofa and chair, which
were deluged with oil, were badly damaged and in addition
to this a suit of clothes belonging to Mr. Porter was
burned along with a brand new overcoat which is ruined
absolutely.
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Today's Feature Two Incentive Plans Delayed.
Discussion at the Public Works
meeting Tuesday evening ended in derailing
proposed incentive programs which would have set
aside $100,000 from City reserves for
reimbursements to developers for the costs of
curb and guttering and another $100,000 for
reimbursements for street paving.
City Administrator Tom Short
pointed to the proposed City incentive programs
as a means of stimulating development of
affordable housing, an identified need in
Carthage, without adding any cost to the
homeowner.
"Why should other citizens
be burdened by the cost of improvements which
benefit only a few?" asked Council Member
Lujene Clark.
Clark pointed out that during
previous discussions concerning City funding of
curb and guttering for the Precious Moments
development she found another source of funding,
Neighborhood Improvement Districts (NID).
"Now are we telling them
and other developers, dont bother with
those things because the City will fund
you?" asked Committee Member Jackie Boyer.
"We are not encouraging them to seek NID
funding if we put this in place."
According to Clark, the NID
funding available for such projects allows those
who benefit from the improvements to bear the
cost rather than all taxpayers. Homeowners
involved in the project are assessed over a
period of years, and Clark says the cost is
usually negligible.
During discussion of whether
the City should offer a reimbursement program,
Assistant to the City Engineer Joe Butler pointed
out that the City has an existing ordinance which
allows for reimbursement to developers for curbs
and guttering if money is available in the
budget. According to Butler, the plans under
discussion would simply amend that ordinance and
fund it.
The amendment would make the
ordinance more restrictive with language
specifying reimbursement to occur only when lots
along the street in question are "fully
developed, i.e., habitable."
An accompanying resolution
makes available $100,000 from City reserves to
fund the curb and guttering program, specifies a
limit of $40,000 per developer per year and sets
the termination of the program at June 30, 1998
or upon the expenditure of the funds, whichever
occurs first. Another resolution sets the same
parameters for the paving incentive program.
After receiving input and
guidance from the Committee, the Engineering
Department planned to include these two programs
in a package of incentive programs to be
discussed at a public hearing.
"I think If we vote to
make changes on this now, were sending the
message that we have the money, and we dont
have the money and we may not put it aside,
either," said Boyer.
Boyer continued that amendments
and resolutions were not necessary if the program
is not going to be funded and recommended that
such incentive plans, if adopted, be budgeted on
a yearly basis during the budget process. She
moved to set the proposals aside for discussion
in the Budget Committee.
"This might be a good
idea, but I think this needs to be looked at in
light of the budget," Committee Chair Bill
Fortune agreed.
The Committee voted unanimously
to delay both incentive programs pending budget
discussions.
Short expects the Committee
will consider the programs at a later date in
conjunction with Budget Committee
recommendations.
The Committee commented briefly
on other programs in the planned incentive
package, the sewer line extension and water main
extension recoupment policies. The sewer recoup
plan is ready to be presented to developers and
other interested parties. Butler reported that
CW&EP is still considering a water main
extension recoupment policy.
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Buyers Guide For
Outpatient Procedures
Release by Sen.
Marvin Singleton
In 1992, SB 775 required the
Missouri Department of Health to compile data and
publish "The Buyers Guide For
Outpatient Procedures." The legislation,
which was amended onto HB 1574, SB 721, and SB
796 to assure passage, was adopted by lawmakers
and signed into law. The publication is being
distributed by the Department of Health across
the state.
A companion publication,
"The Buyers Guide For Hospital
Emergency Services" was also released by the
Department of Health to better inform health care
consumers. This guide reviews and evaluates
several different services, including pediatric
capabilities, length of time patients had to wait
for treatment, full-time availability of
physicians, formal transfer agreements to
higher-level facilities and patient satisfaction
with emergency room care.
"This guide gives
consumers a comparison of emergency services
available from different facilities in different
regions of the state," Singleton said.
"It makes information available in a useful
format that will benefit citizens and health care
providers alike."
The guides are available from
the Department of Health at a nominal cost so
that Missouri taxpayers would not be burdened
with the costs of producing this publication.
Citizens wanting more information on these
publications and the information they contain may
call the department at 573-751-6279.
If you have any comments or
questions, Sen. Singleton can be reached at his
office in Jefferson City - State Capitol, Room
426, Jefferson City, Missouri 65101,
573-751-2306, msingl01@services.state.mo.us.
Dear Ruth
Release by
Stones Throw Community Theatre
Norman Krasnas two-act
romantic W. W. II comedy, "Dear Ruth,"
is the St. Valentines holiday offering at
Stones Throw Community Theatre, located
just west of Carthage on Old Highway 66 at 796
South Stone Lane. Special "St.
Valentines Day" ticket prices are in
effect for all performances.
The Broadway hit, called by its
New York City publisher "one of our most
popular community theatre offerings ever,"
opened Thursday, February 5, for a seven
performance run.
"Dear Ruth" plays
February 6-7 and February 12-15 at Stones
Throw. All but one are evening performances with
dinner being served at 6:30 p.m. The performance
Sunday, February 15, is a matinee, with dinner
served at 1 p.m. Prepaid reservations are
required, with tickets for all adults $14.00 for
this production. Tickets for all students 20 and
under are $12.00. Reservations are confirmed by
season membership number, or by credit card
number and expiration date. Those paying by check
may do so by mail or by dropping by the theatre.
The box office, 358-9665, is open from 10 a.m.
until 1 p.m., Monday through Friday.
"Dear Ruth" is
presented by arrangement with Dramatists Play
Service, Inc., New York City, and is funded in
part by Missouri Arts Council, an agency of the
Department of Economic Development.
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Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
"Call me
cantankerous," Lujene Clark told the
Council last week. So we will. Cantankerous
Clark.
As Chair of the
Finance/Personnel Committee, Cantankerous
Clark has led the way to several cost cutting
measures. Some popular, some not. She is
currently buttin heads with SWBell over
a nearly $9,000 installation charge for a new
phone system. A worthy opponent no doubt.
She has also taken on some
relatively small discrepancies such as a
$1.69 breakfast biscuit and a couple a
hundred dollars for caps and t-shirts.
Her latest Cantankerous
action was ta move to not pay an adjustment
of around five hundred bucks on a $6,000
contract to remove the fuel tanks from the
Myers Park property. The Council agreed with
CC.
With the April elections
comin, there may be more emphasis on
the self-proclaimed title of Cantankerous
Clark. "CC, oh see what you have
done."
This is some fact, but
mostly, Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
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Weekly Column Natural Nutrition
by Mari An Willis
What is it about garlic? Garlic
has been the subject of many studies over the
past centuries either through observation
techniques or though scientific procedures.
In the original Back to Eden
by Jethro Kloss, he states that garlic probably
originated in central Asia, is cultivated in many
countries and grows wild in Italy and southern
Europe. It was given to the slaves building the
pyramids to increase their stamina and strength
and to protect them from disease. It was used as
a preventative against cholera, typhoid fever,
and amebic dysentery. "Hippocrates, the
father of modern medicine, used garlic as a
laxative, a diuretic, for tumors of the uterus,
leprosy, epilepsy, chest pains, toothaches, and
for wounds incurred during battle. Aristotle also
mentions the value of garlic and Aristophanes
used garlic as a treatment for impotence."
During both World Wars it was
used as an antibacterial and strong disinfectant.
A dilution with water was used to kill the germs
which caused cholera and typhoid fever. In 1989
it was described as a "Designer Food,"
the odor had been removed and it had become a
much more acceptable form of treatment for all
forms of ailments form high blood pressure, high
cholesterol and heart disease to the prevention
of colds and flu. It has been used in the
elimination of pinworms in children, as well as
adults.
Herbert Peirson, Ph.D.,
formerly of the National Caner Institute and now
with the Preventive Nutrition Consultants stated,
"Several different studies have shown a link
between garlic and lower incidences of stomach
cancer. Another study shows lower rates of
colon/rectal cancer." He added that garlic
seems to enhance the immune system.
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