The Mornin' Mail
is published daily -Monday, February 8, 1998 Volume VI,
Number 164
Did Ya Know... The Carthage Over 60 Center is having a fundraiser Feb. 15 from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Cost is $5 for adults and $3 for children under 12. Proceeds go to the Salvation Armys outreach to the needy. Did Ya Know... Lincoln Ladies Federated Republican Womens Club meets tonight at 5 p.m. at Shoneys in Carthage. All interested women are invited to attend. Did Ya Know...Storytimes are held every Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. and Wednesday at 10:15 a.m. at the Library. |
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today's
laugh "The other day I picked a horse that I thought could win in a walk." "And did it?" "The other horses double-crossed it and outran him."
Buyer: Is the house built of well-seasoned lumber? Broker: It must be - see how the termites enjoy eating it.
I was getting a room at the Buldgemose last week when a young couple from upstate approached the clerk and asked for a room. Clerk: Inside or outside room, sir? Visitor: Inside, it looks like rain. 1898 A Generous Officer. Cora Davis the young man whom "Col." Fred Blair distinguished himself by overtaking on a bicycle at Joplin and holding until the officer arrived was brought up today to serve a jail sentence by Constable Winters. In token of his appreciation of "Col." Blairs services the generous officer gave him a dime. A Laurence Holme Company. The Laurence Holme company gave a very satisfactory production of "The Smugglers" to a large house last night. The Light Guard orchestra was present and furnished excellent music. Mr. John DOrmond, who is well known here, was seen in a leading role and was greeted with applause. Tonight the company will present "The Brand of Cain." They carry a vast amount of special scenery for the three productions.
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