today's
laugh
"I hear that Romer's Flea Circus
got stranded in Allentown."
"Yes- the leading lady ran off with a poodle."
A would be chicken fancier had some
difficulty with her flock and wrote the following letter
to the Department of Agriculture: "Something is
wrong with my chickens. Every morning when I come out I
find two or three lying on the ground cold and stiff with
their feet in the air. Can you tell me what is the
matter?"
After a little while she received the following letter
from the Department:
"Dear Madam. Your chickens are dead."
A cow-puncher ordered a steak at a
restaurant. The waiter brought it in rare-very rare. The
cow-puncher looked at it and demanded that it be returned
to the kitchen and cooked.
"It is cooked," snapped the waiter.
"Cooked-nothing," replied the cow-puncher.
"I've seen cows hurt worse than that and get
well."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Compliments from Fayette.
This week's Fayette Democrat Leader
contains a full column write-up of the Hall-Hendrix
wedding, and speaks in the most complimentary terms of
both Miss Hendrix and Mr. Hall. Of the former, it says:
"Miss Hendrix is the granddaughter of the late Mr.
Adam Hendrix, one of the pioneer citizens and bankers of
Fayette; the daughter of the late Mr. Fremont Hendrix and
a young woman who is dearly loved by her friends for her
bright, amiable disposition, and who is universally
admired for her beauty and accomplishments."
Walter Smith Assigned.
In Order to Facilitate the
Settlement of His Estate.
In order to prevent difficulties and
legal delays in the settlement of his estate Walter H.
Smith, the well know druggist who died Tuesday afternoon,
made an assignment of the business on the day previous to
his demise to Oscar D. Beem.
The debts against the business amount
to $1,510 and consist of three notes, two to M.L. Reed
and one to the Central National Bank.
Mr. Beem will continue to run the
business as he has for some time past, until it is sold
or all accounts settled. The drug stock will invoice, it
is said, over $5,000.
The familiar face of Major Beebe
appearing in Carthage last evening. His Kansas City home
was in the midst of the recent severe hail storm at that
place and he reports the roof of his house riddled with
hail stones. One crashed through the window into the
house that measured three and a half inches in diameter.
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Today's Feature Main Street Paving Starts Today.
Street Commissioner Tom Shelley
told the City Council Tuesday night that work on
the repaving of Main Street from Chestnut to
Centennial will begin today. He reported that the
work is scheduled to be completed sometime
Friday.
The Council gave final approval
to the rezoning of the old Eugene Fields school
building to General Business. The property was
recently purchased and the owners have plans to
move their business, C&M Electric, into the
structure. The old gymnasium will be rented for
occasional activities, a day care center is
planned, and the remaining portion of the
building will be rented for storage.
The Council also approved a
sewer main recoupment policy which would allow
individuals or businesses that pay for sewer
extensions to recoup a portion of their cost if
others tap into the extension.
The first reading of Council
Bill 98-48, amending the Fire Departments
FY 1997/98 budget and appropriating $5,000 from
General Revenue reserves was questioned by
Council member Art Dunaway. Fire Chief John
Cooper told the Council that additional overtime
caused last years budget to run over.
Public Works Committee Chair Mike Harris stated
that his committee had been watching the
situation for several months and hoped the
amendment would not be necessary. He said at one
time earlier in the year it looked as if the
budget might go over $15,000 in the red. He said
Cooper had managed to trim the overage by keeping
overtime to a minimum for the last few months.
Cooper told the Council that a rise in the number
of calls for service were responsible for the
extra hours.
Art Dunaway noted that the
Finance Committee had voted to not release a
check to pay for the July 4th fireworks display.
He said that quite a number of the scheduled
displays failed to discharge and the committee
was waiting for an assessment by City
Administrator Tom Short of what an equitable
payment would be. Short told the Council that the
area used for the display had yet to be cleaned
also.
The Council unanimously
approved the appointment of Loren Barnett and Tom
Flanigan to the Parks and Recreation Board. They
will fill the positions left by Stanley Walker
and David Mouton. Piper Pierce was reappointed to
the Board.
The Council also heard form
Chamber of Commerce Director Heather Kelly that
astronaut Janet Kavandi will be in Carthage for
the Maple Leaf Festival. Kelly said that Kavandi
will be in the parade and remain on the square
afterward for autographs.
Dates to Remember
Thursday, July 16-
Birthday/ Anniversary dinner for Seniors
born/married in the month of July. 11:15 a.m.
Monday-Wednesday-Friday-
Exercise class 10:00 a.m.
Everyday- Cards,
billiards, and games 8:00 a.m. through 3:00 p.m.
Thursday, July 23- Free
bloog sugar check by McCune-Brooks Home Health
department.
Friday, July 24-
"Over Fifty" potluck dinner
Tuesday, July 30-
special speaker."How do the Area Agency on
Aging and Over Sixty Center Relate to each
other?"10:30 a.m.
Thursday, July 30-
10:30, a religious movie entitled,
"Jesus."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I know theyre just
tryin to be polite, but it bugs me when
ya call and they ask, "May I ask
whos calling?" Well sure you can
ask. What ya really mean is "tell me who
this is or ya aint gettin
through."
Some will get more to the
point, "Who shall I say is
calling?" That at least says
theres no doubt about what the question
is.
My favorite English teacher
spent an awful lota time leanin me ta
speak proper. Specially the difference
tween can and
may. We used ta bug her by
askin "can I go to the
restroom." She would always squirm a
little, knowin she didnt want to
get into a discussion whether we had
the ability or needed
permission to go to the
restroom."
I suppose the polite thing
ta do is ta identify myself when I make a
call, that would eliminate my irritation and
that of the person answerin the phone.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column CLICK and CLACK
TALK CARS
Dear Tom and Ray:
My husband likes to drive with the windows open
instead of using the air conditioner. He claims
the outside fresh air keeps him from getting
sleepy. We are about to go on a trip, and I would
like your opinion on this, since the noise from
the outside air really gets to me. What's your
advice?- Irene
TOM: Separate cars.
RAY: This is one of those truly
age-old husband-wife disputes. It can be traced
back to around the same time wives started
complaining that their husbands never kept around
the cave.
TOM: It's a tough one, Irene. I
feel the same way that your husband feels. That
stiff, varying breeze of fresh air on my face
keeps me awake, too. And it does a much better
job than the air conditioner. But my wife hates
it. And just like you, it's not the temperature
or the breeze so much as the noise.
RAY: And as far as I know, no
one's ever come up with a good, practical
solution to this problem. I mean, we can suggest
many impractical solution:
TOM: You can buy a limo with
the glass window between the front and back
seats. Then he can stay up front with both
windows open and you can sit in the back with the
air conditioning, mini bar, television and maybe
a boyfriend!
RAY: Or you can go to your
local farm supply outlet and buy a cattle prod.
That ought to keep him awake, huh?
TOM: I think the only
reasonable solution is to compromise. You can
share the driving responsibilities, and when he's
driving, the window can be open or partially
open. When you're driving, the window stays
closed.
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