today's
laugh
"How did Freddie lose all his
money? Preferred stock?"
"No, preferred blondes."
"I suppose your home-town is one
of those places where everyone goes down to meet the
train."
"What train?"
"Did your watch stop when it hit
the floor?"
"Sure, did you think it would go
on through?"
"My wife says if I dont give
up golf, shell leave me."
"Thats tough."
"Yea, Ill really miss
her."
Poor Golfer- "Well, how do you
like my game?"
Caddy- "I suppose its all
right, but I still prefer golf."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Bankers Meet At Webb.
Resolve to Uniformly Observe
the New Revenue Law Regarding Checks
Some fifty bankers of Jasper County and
Galena, Kansas, met last night at the Commercial club
rooms ion Webb City for the purpose of taking action and
adopting a uniform system for properly observing and
putting into operation the late revenue law as it applies
to banks and bankers. The New law which goes into effect
on July 1 requires that a revenue stamp costing 2 cents
to placed on every check. For their own protection and
for the protection of their patrons, the bankers decided
to receive no checks unless bearing the required stamp
which shall be cancelled by the maker of the check.
Otherwise trouble and confusion would surely result.
J.A. Mitchell, of the Bank of Carthage,
and J.L. Moore, of the Carthage National Bank, were
present last night at the meeting.
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Today's Feature The Latest Count.
City Hall had received a total
of 35 applications for Chief of Police as of
yesterday afternoon. Submissions have to have
been postmarked no later than June 31. The search
for a new Chief was prompted by resignation of 19
year veteran Chief Ed Ellefsen who resigned when
offered the job of Director of the Mid-States
Organized Crime Information Center in
Springfield. Captain Kevin Davis is serving as
interim Police Chief until a replacement is
hired.
Mayor Kenneth Johnson told the Mornin
Mail yesterday that applicants are from as
far away as the Miami, Florida area. Most of the
hopefuls hail from the Midwest where
advertisements for the position were published.
The Police Personnel Committee
will meet in closed session July 7 to begin
assessing the applications. According to City
Administrator Tom Short, a new Chief could be
recommended as soon as August 1. Any
recommendations that come from the Committee will
need the final approval of the full Council.
Mayor Johnson has indicated that the quality of
applicants is high.
Over 60 Center
Dates to Remember
Friday, July 3
Center will be closed for Independence Day. No
Homebound meals and no center
activities.-Exercise class meets at 10 every
Monday,Wednesday, and Friday in the month.
Thursday, July 9
free blood pressure check for seniors over sixty
provided by McCune Brooks Home Health department.
Friday, July 10
"Over Fifty" Potluck 5:30p.m.
Tuesday, July 14
10:30 Judy Golden fromMcCune-Brooks will answer
all questions about what "Home Health"
is all about.
Wednesday, July 15 Free
blood sugar testing for all senior citizens over
sixty provided by McCune-Brooks Home Health
department.
Thursday, July 16 11:15
Birthday/anniversary dinner for all seniors born
or married in the month of July.
Small Businesses Get Relief
Small Business
Administration News Release
A decision by the agency that
runs Medicare to ease a regulatory burden on home
health care providers was hailed yesterday by the
Small Business Administration's ombudsman.
"This is a giant step in
the right direction," said Peter Barca, who
heads the SBA's Regulatory Fairness program and
also serves as national small business ombudsman.
Mr. Barca was referring to a decision by the
Health Care Financing Administration (HCFA,
commonly pronounced HICK-vah) to suspend
enforcement of a surety bond requirement for
companies that provide health services to
patients in their own home.
Mr. Barca has held hearings in
recent weeks on the devastating effects of
regulatory decisions upon small business in
general, and in the home health care business in
particular. In testimony before Regulatory
Finance Boards in Tulsa, St. Louis, Boise, and
Augusta, Maine, visiting nurses, X-ray
technicians and others have said that a series of
new HCFA regulations soon may- and in some cases
already have- put them out of business
"No one can doubt, and no
one can condone, that HCFA has had problems
contending with fraudulent claims," Barca
said. "But the solution is to prosecute the
guilty, not to crush law abiding- and
cost-efficient- small businesses that can save
the U.S. government millions by avoiding
hospitalization for patients who can benefit from
home treatment."
The allegations concern steps
taken by HCFA to guard against fraud and abuse in
home health care. This field has grown rapidly in
recent years, partly due to cost-cutting efforts
by hospitals. HCFA regulators have begun
requiring home care providers to post surety
bonds at levels many small businesses cannot
afford, and to follow rigid billing protocols
that can limit payments.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Whenever I find a
conversation goin to far in
talkin bout the "good
ol days" I always bring up the
topic of cookstoves and outhouses. That will
usually bring folks back to their senses.
Although there are probly a lot of good
stories about these particular articles of
fascination, most Ive talked to
dont want to go back quite that far.
Wood cookstoves have some
charm for sure, but havin ta get up and
stoke the fire on a cold mornin usually
isnt a fond memory (unless someone else
did the stokin).
Outhouses are always a good
conversation generator. Cold mornins
and hot summer days seem to be the most
mentioned rememberances I hear. Thunder
buckets dont seem ta be much missed
either. A simpler time maybe, but not without
a price.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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TALK CARS
Dear Ray and Tom:
I have been told that adding
seven or eight naphthalene mothballs to a tank of
gasoline increases the octane. Is this true? If
it is true, what will it do to the engine of the
vehicle? -Donald
RAY: That's an excellent
question, Donald. This "mothball" story
has been around as long as we have. So
immediately upon receiving your letter we called
in the illustrious Dr. Jim Davis, Ph.D., director
of the chemistry labs here at Car Talk Plaza, to
try to get a definite answer. And Jim said he'd
get right on it.
TOM: Two months later, he
called us and apologized for the delay, which he
said was unavoidable due to a two-month-long
faculty meeting that had just ended at Harvard,
where he moonlights.
RAY: Anyway, after several
months of study, and the complete depletion of an
otherwise useful NIH grant, Jim has concluded
that this mothball story is basically a bunch of
horse pie.
TOM: There are several
different types of mothballs on the market, none
of which, to his knowledge, do anything to
improve the performance of gasoline. They WILL
burn, so you will get some power out of them. But
since mothballs are more expensive than gasoline,
this is not a very economical way to get to work,
Donald.
RAY: Some mothballs even
produce HCI, hydrochloric acid, as a by-product.
And pumping HCI through your engine and exhaust
system is probably not very good for its
longevity.
TOM: The only thing Jim will
guarantee is that, if you put mothballs in your
gas tank, any sweaters you store in there will be
moth free.
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