today's
        laugh 
        "How did Freddie lose all his
        money? Preferred stock?" 
        "No, preferred blondes." 
          
        "I suppose your home-town is one
        of those places where everyone goes down to meet the
        train." 
        "What train?" 
          
        "Did your watch stop when it hit
        the floor?" 
        "Sure, did you think it would go
        on through?" 
         
        "My wife says if I dont give
        up golf, shell leave me." 
        "Thats tough." 
        "Yea, Ill really miss
        her." 
          
        Poor Golfer- "Well, how do you
        like my game?" 
        Caddy- "I suppose its all
        right, but I still prefer golf." 
        1898 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
          
        Bankers Meet At Webb. 
        Resolve to Uniformly Observe
        the New Revenue Law Regarding Checks 
        Some fifty bankers of Jasper County and
        Galena, Kansas, met last night at the Commercial club
        rooms ion Webb City for the purpose of taking action and
        adopting a uniform system for properly observing and
        putting into operation the late revenue law as it applies
        to banks and bankers. The New law which goes into effect
        on July 1 requires that a revenue stamp costing 2 cents
        to placed on every check. For their own protection and
        for the protection of their patrons, the bankers decided
        to receive no checks unless bearing the required stamp
        which shall be cancelled by the maker of the check.
        Otherwise trouble and confusion would surely result.  
        J.A. Mitchell, of the Bank of Carthage,
        and J.L. Moore, of the Carthage National Bank, were
        present last night at the meeting. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature The Latest Count. 
                City Hall had received a total
                of 35 applications for Chief of Police as of
                yesterday afternoon. Submissions have to have
                been postmarked no later than June 31. The search
                for a new Chief was prompted by resignation of 19
                year veteran Chief Ed Ellefsen who resigned when
                offered the job of Director of the Mid-States
                Organized Crime Information Center in
                Springfield. Captain Kevin Davis is serving as
                interim Police Chief until a replacement is
                hired. 
                Mayor Kenneth Johnson told the Mornin
                Mail yesterday that applicants are from as
                far away as the Miami, Florida area. Most of the
                hopefuls hail from the Midwest where
                advertisements for the position were published. 
                The Police Personnel Committee
                will meet in closed session July 7 to begin
                assessing the applications. According to City
                Administrator Tom Short, a new Chief could be
                recommended as soon as August 1. Any
                recommendations that come from the Committee will
                need the final approval of the full Council.
                Mayor Johnson has indicated that the quality of
                applicants is high.  
                 
                Over 60 Center 
                Dates to Remember 
                Friday, July 3 
                Center will be closed for Independence Day. No
                Homebound meals and no center
                activities.-Exercise class meets at 10 every
                Monday,Wednesday, and Friday in the month. 
                Thursday, July 9 
                free blood pressure check for seniors over sixty
                provided by McCune Brooks Home Health department. 
                Friday, July 10 
                "Over Fifty" Potluck 5:30p.m. 
                Tuesday, July 14 
                10:30 Judy Golden fromMcCune-Brooks will answer
                all questions about what "Home Health"
                is all about.  
                Wednesday, July 15  Free
                blood sugar testing for all senior citizens over
                sixty provided by McCune-Brooks Home Health
                department. 
                Thursday, July 16  11:15
                Birthday/anniversary dinner for all seniors born
                or married in the month of July. 
                 
                Small Businesses Get Relief 
                Small Business
                Administration News Release 
                A decision by the agency that
                runs Medicare to ease a regulatory burden on home
                health care providers was hailed yesterday by the
                Small Business Administration's ombudsman. 
                "This is a giant step in
                the right direction," said Peter Barca, who
                heads the SBA's Regulatory Fairness program and
                also serves as national small business ombudsman.
                Mr. Barca was referring to a decision by the
                Health Care Financing Administration (HCFA,
                commonly pronounced HICK-vah) to suspend
                enforcement of a surety bond requirement for
                companies that provide health services to
                patients in their own home. 
                Mr. Barca has held hearings in
                recent weeks on the devastating effects of
                regulatory decisions upon small business in
                general, and in the home health care business in
                particular. In testimony before Regulatory
                Finance Boards in Tulsa, St. Louis, Boise, and
                Augusta, Maine, visiting nurses, X-ray
                technicians and others have said that a series of
                new HCFA regulations soon may- and in some cases
                already have- put them out of business 
                "No one can doubt, and no
                one can condone, that HCFA has had problems
                contending with fraudulent claims," Barca
                said. "But the solution is to prosecute the
                guilty, not to crush law abiding- and
                cost-efficient- small businesses that can save
                the U.S. government millions by avoiding
                hospitalization for patients who can benefit from
                home treatment." 
                The allegations concern steps
                taken by HCFA to guard against fraud and abuse in
                home health care. This field has grown rapidly in
                recent years, partly due to cost-cutting efforts
                by hospitals. HCFA regulators have begun
                requiring home care providers to post surety
                bonds at levels many small businesses cannot
                afford, and to follow rigid billing protocols
                that can limit payments. 
                 
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                 Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin', 
                
                    Whenever I find a
                    conversation goin to far in
                    talkin bout the "good
                    ol days" I always bring up the
                    topic of cookstoves and outhouses. That will
                    usually bring folks back to their senses.
                    Although there are probly a lot of good
                    stories about these particular articles of
                    fascination, most Ive talked to
                    dont want to go back quite that far.  
                    Wood cookstoves have some
                    charm for sure, but havin ta get up and
                    stoke the fire on a cold mornin usually
                    isnt a fond memory (unless someone else
                    did the stokin). 
                    Outhouses are always a good
                    conversation generator. Cold mornins
                    and hot summer days seem to be the most
                    mentioned rememberances I hear. Thunder
                    buckets dont seem ta be much missed
                    either. A simpler time maybe, but not without
                    a price. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin'. 
                 
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                CLICK and CLACK 
                TALK CARS 
                Dear Ray and Tom: 
                I have been told that adding
                seven or eight naphthalene mothballs to a tank of
                gasoline increases the octane. Is this true? If
                it is true, what will it do to the engine of the
                vehicle? -Donald 
                RAY: That's an excellent
                question, Donald. This "mothball" story
                has been around as long as we have. So
                immediately upon receiving your letter we called
                in the illustrious Dr. Jim Davis, Ph.D., director
                of the chemistry labs here at Car Talk Plaza, to
                try to get a definite answer. And Jim said he'd
                get right on it. 
                TOM: Two months later, he
                called us and apologized for the delay, which he
                said was unavoidable due to a two-month-long
                faculty meeting that had just ended at Harvard,
                where he moonlights. 
                RAY: Anyway, after several
                months of study, and the complete depletion of an
                otherwise useful NIH grant, Jim has concluded
                that this mothball story is basically a bunch of
                horse pie. 
                TOM: There are several
                different types of mothballs on the market, none
                of which, to his knowledge, do anything to
                improve the performance of gasoline. They WILL
                burn, so you will get some power out of them. But
                since mothballs are more expensive than gasoline,
                this is not a very economical way to get to work,
                Donald. 
                RAY: Some mothballs even
                produce HCI, hydrochloric acid, as a by-product.
                And pumping HCI through your engine and exhaust
                system is probably not very good for its
                longevity. 
                TOM: The only thing Jim will
                guarantee is that, if you put mothballs in your
                gas tank, any sweaters you store in there will be
                moth free. 
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