today's
laugh
"Come, come,
come," said one who was wide awake to one who was
fast asleep, "get up, get up; don't you know it's
the early bird that catches the worm."
Serves the worm right," said the
grumbling sleeper; "worms shouldn't get up before
worms do."
She-"Where did you get that
umbrella?"
He-"It was a gift from my
sister."
She-"You told me you hadn't any
sister."
He-"I know-but that's
what's engraved on the handle.."
"That last little thing of yours
was charming," said the gushing hostess. "I
loved it's wild abandon. Was it your own
compostition?"
"No, madam," scowled the lion
of the evening. "I was putting a new string on my
violin."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Capt. Tuttle Appointed.
Will Be the Next Postmaster for
Carthage-Possesion August 9.
Telegraphic information from Washington
announces the appointment by the president of Capt. T.B.
Tuttle as postmaster at Carthage to succeed B.F. Thomas,
the present Democratic incumbent. Capt. Tuttle is now in
Washington but is expected home the latter part of the
week.
Postmaster Thomas took the office on
August 9, 1894, and it is presumed the new appointee will
not take possesion until that date this year.
Capt Tuttle is a good business man,
energetic and enterprising, and will make an excellent
postmaster. He has long been a citizen of Carthage, and
has been prominently identified with the city's growth
and progress, as well as an indefatigable worker for the success of
the Republican party. He is at present commander of
Stanton Post G.A.R. of this city and junior vice commander of the department of
Missouri of the same order. From a sketch published in
connection with the recent G.A.R. encampment held in this
city th Press procures this statement of his war record:
"Thomas Benton Tuttle enlisted in
the US army, 6th company New York Sharpshooters, August
31, 1862, at Rochester, New York. Served on the Peninsula
in Gen. Keyes' Division, then in 1st Brigade, 1st
Division, 1st Corps, Army of the Potomac; also in
Kentucky and Mississippi. Promoted to first Lieutenant
Co. E, 108th U.S.C. Infantry, by President Lincoln, June
14, 1861. Promoted to captain, February 1865, by the
president."
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Today's Feature Farmers Market Featured In Directory
The Main Street Carthage
Farmers Market will be included in the Missouri
Department of Agriculture 1999 Farmers Market
Directory along with approximately 70 other
markets throughout the state.
"Actually the omission was
realized recently with seven other locations, and
we are currently listed as an insert with the
1998 Directory," says Diane Sharits, Main
Street Carthage Programer. "As of last week
the State Agriculture Office had already received
15 phone calls requesting information about the
Main Street Carthage Farmers Market. We are the
only listing in Jasper County."
For a copy of the 30 page
directory which also includes harvest dates,
weights, and containers information please call
573-751-3394.
The Main Street Carthage
Farmers Market began in 1990 and offers a variety
of homegrown fruits, vegetables, bedding plants
and flowers, and home baked items.
"In addition to the
regular abundance of corn, tomatoes, cantaloupe
and watermelon right now, vendors have been
providing fresh blackberries, eggs, and salsa!!
Be sure to come early. Many items sell out
quickly!" adds Ms. Sharits.
A combination of excellent
growing seasons in recent years and an increased
customer base has more than tripled the number of
vendors.
Main Street Farmers Market is
held each Wednesday and Saturday, 7:00 a.m. to
Noon on the Historic Carthage Square. For
additional information, please call 417 358-4974
Free Colorectral Cancer
Screening
Begins August 3
The Mercy Regional Health
Foundation at St. John's in Joplin, in
conjunction with KOAM TV, Channel 7 is sponsoring
a free area-wide screening program for colorectal
cancer. The program begins August 3 and offers
four-state residents a simple test kit that can
be used in the privacy of the home. People age 40
and over are urged to take advantage of the free
test.
The Colon Cancer Screening
Program will be conducted by the Foundation at
St. John's Mercy Health Resource Library. People
who want to receive a free kit may call
1-800-24-COLON (1-800-242-6566) for long distance
or 625-2800 in Joplin between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00
p.m. Monday through Friday, August 3 through
August 28, 1998.
The program was first presented
in 1988 and again in 1990, 1992, 1994, and 1996.
Although you may have participated in the past,
you should repeat the test. Over 34,000 have
participated from the four-state area with 19,984
of the kits returned for free laboratory tests.
Of those, 1,132 were found to be positive and
required follow-up by their local private
physicians.
Colorectal cancer is a major
cancer killer in the country and in its early
stages, there are no symptoms. One out of 20
adults will develop colorectal cancer at some
point in their lives. It affects men and women
equally. If detected early, this cancer can be
successfully treated 92% of the time.
The test kit checks for minute
signs of blood in the stool that cannot be seen
by the human eye. The kits are easy to obtain,
easy to use, and most importantly, could save a
life.
The test kits are provided free
to the four-state area by members of the
Foundation's Annual Giving Club, "Blast From
The Past" annual event and other donations
to the Mercy Regional Health Foundation at St.
John's. KOAM-TV, St. John's Laboratory Department
and other volunteers also provide free services.
Anyone needing further
information about colon cancer or other diseases
may contact St. John's Mercy Health Resource
Library between 10:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m., Monday
through Friday. The library is located at 3001
McClelland Boulevard, south of St. John's
Rehabilitation Center
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I suppose it took more than
a little convincin ta get folks ta give
up on the horse and buggy. More than
anything, it was probably the idea of
bein comfortable with a known mode of
gettin from here to there.
Automobiles arent
entirely the blessin that proponents of
that industry would have liked everone
to believe, but they did offer a lot of
advantages.
The one thing that changed
the most was the amount a time folks spend
just a walkin. By the time ya saddled
up on a horse and got all set ta go, you
could be most places. Nowadays, a visit to a
neighbor on the other side of the block
warrants takin the car.
Course one of the big
advantages of car ownin is ya
dont have to clean out the stall.
Another is if ya leave the car in the garage,
you dont have ta keep puttin fuel
in it just so ya have somethin ta clean
later.
This is some fact, nut
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin
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Weekly Column
Super Handyman
by Al Carrell and Kelly Carrell
Q: We have a heavy buildup of
hair spray on our painted bathroom walls. How can
we remove the buildup without damaging the
walls?-J.H.
A:Since hair spray rinses out of your hair when
you shampoo, we suggest trying any : Since hairs
spray rinses out all-purpose cleaner, such as
Fantastic or Formula 409 to remove the buildup on
your bathroom walls.
Test it in a small area, to
make sure it won't affect the paint color.
Q: I live in a townhouse with
noisy neighbor. Can I install half-inch-thick
rigid insulation on the walls to block out the
noise? Is there a better way that's just as easy?
-M.C.
A: Your idea certainly would help, and the walls
could be covered with a padded fabric to hide the
insulation as well as block out even more of the
noise.
An added layer of plasterboard
also would help.
Maybe you could get the
neighbors to give their side of the common wall a
similar treament. They might welcome the added
privacy.
Q: We ave a concrete slab porch
that leaches salt whenever it rains. what's the
best way to treat the slab to keep this to a
minimum?-R.S.
A: If the slab is covered, try to make sure the
grade is such that the rain water drains away.
Whether it's covered or not, the leaching-
efflorescence- can be retarded by applying a
water seal to the surface.
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