today's
laugh
Son-"Father, what is the biggest
fish you ever caught?"
Father-"You had better go and ask
your mother, I have forgotten what I told her."
"I shall have to give you ten days
or $20," said the judge.
"I'll take the $20, Judge,"
said the prisoner.
A sailor was called into the witness
box to give evidence. "Well, sir," said the
lawyer," do you know the plaintiff and
defendant?"
"I don't know the drift of them
words," answered the sailor.
"What! Not know the meaning of
'plaintiff' and 'defendant'?" continued the lawyer.
"A pretty fellow you to come here as a witness! Can
you tell me where on board the ship it was the man struck
the other?"
"Abaft the binnacle," said
the sailor.
"Abaft the binnacle," said
the lawyer. "What do you mean by that?"
"A pretty fellow you,"
responded the sailor,"to come here as a lawyer, and
don't know what 'abaft the binnacle' means!"
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
WAR SOCIAL GIVEN.
$8.00 Cleared-Another to be
Given Next Thursday.
The war social last night at the home
of Mrs. A.O. Ihlseng was quite a success, some $8 being
cleared. This amount as well as all other supplies raised
by the war relief association will be sent to Chickamauga
for the relief of any Missouri soldiers sick in the
hospital.
The house was crowded last night and
though the hours for the social were from 8 to 10, the
crowd was not all accommodated till after 11 o'clock.
Miss Jessie Caffee sang solos during the evening, among
which was Sousa's "Star's and Stripes Forever."
The dining room was decorated in flags and red, white and
blue sweet peas. The front porch was hung with Chinese
lanterns.
Mrs. John A. McMillan has decided to
give similar social to the one given last night, next
Thursday evening at her home on South Main Street.
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Today's Feature Elliott/Hunter Clash.
State Representative T. Mark
Elliott called on political opponent Steve Hunter
to return what Elliott calls an illegal
contribution during a media conference in the
Carthage Courthouse yesterday morning. The media
was contacted by Elliott notifying them of the
conference after the story of a $2,000 loan from
Gale Berziel to Hunter's campaign was printed in
yesterday's Globe. Hunter's campaign disclosure
filed July 7 reported the no interest loan.
According to Elliott, third
party loans are considered the same as a donation
and political contributions are limited by law to
$275. Candidates are able to loan funds to their
own campaign, hoping to repay themselves from
future contributions. Hunter filed an amended
form last Friday stating that he himself loaned
the funds to the campaign. This did not satisfy
Elliott who says he may file a complaint on the
amended form.
Hunter, as of July 7, had
raised $11,655 toward his campaign. Elliott
showed a total of $16,035 raised. Both candidates
are expected to attend the Jasper County
Republican "Meet the Candidate" Ice
Cream Social tomorrow evening at Memorial Hall.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Havin' actually attended
portions of the Festival over the week end as
a member of the media, I figure folks might
be interested in what I saw goin' on. There
was lots of literature for sale and for free
that I didn't have any interest in, but
nobody was pushin' it in my face. The couple
a speakers I heard seemed ta have some
passion for their topics, but I've heard more
radical ideas tossed around the barber shop.
I did take some interest in a portable saw
mill that was bein' demonstrated and enjoyed
the stunt pilot that performed over Red Oak
II.
I wasn't lookin' for any
particular evidence, but I was not aware of
any talk of "white supremacy" or
"Nazi sympathizers" in the few
hours I was in contact with anyone at or
connected with the Festival. I also never saw
a representative from the evenin' paper at
the festival. Maybe rumors are easier to
report on than actual observances.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Intro to the Internet
Avoid putting credit card
numbers on-line. As you connect from site to site
you are sure to run across someone asking you to
enter a credit card number on-line (maybe
youre ordering flowers or software). They
may even say that they guarantee 100% security.
My recommendation to you would be, no matter what
they say, dont give them your credit card
number. They usually provide an address or phone
number (sometimes toll free) that you can use to
order their products. The internet is great for
advertising but I wouldnt recommend
purchasing anything directly from it. I use the
Internet as a way of seeing the product before I
purchase it, then I pick up the phone and call
the 1-800 number to order.
Avoid choosing a bad password.
If you need a password to get into your email or
connect to your internet service provider,
youve got another security issue to think
about. Most people pick horrible passwords (like
their childs or pets name, street
address, maiden name, etc.) that are easy to
figure out. When you pick a password, pick one
that nobody would possibly guess (maybe a foreign
word or something random). The most common
mistake everyone makes is putting their password
on a sticky note in their cubicle or office.
Change your password every once in awhile.
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