The Mornin' Mail is published daily Thursday, July 23, 1998 Volume VII, Number 26

did ya know?
Did ya know..
.Carthage Water and Electric Plant is issuing an immediate ban on any watering of lawns or other optional water usage until further notice. They ask that you keep conservation in mind as you turn on your faucet. This should only be necessary until the weather cools or showers materialize.

The new water towers and one new well are uner construction and will be in service next summer to greatly increase our water supply. In the meantime, a little help from all the citizens will make a big difference in the total amount of water need to serve the city.

today's laugh

A family moved from the city to the suburbs, and were told they ought to get a watchdog to guard the premises at night. So they bought the largest dog that was for sale in the kennels of a near-by dealer.

Shortly afterwards the house was entered by burglars, who made a good haul while the dog slept. The householder ent to the dealer and told him about it.

"Well, what you need now," said the dealer, " is a little dog to wake up the big dog!"

 

"Are you going to learn how to ski this winter?"

"No I'm going to let it slide."

1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

TESTING THE WATER PRESSURE

Insurance Companies Finding the Hazards of Their Local Risks.

H.R. Loudon and D.J. Matteson of St. Louis, adjusters for the leading fire insurance companies of the state, were in the city today, testing the pressure of the city water plant, the condition of the fire plugs, fire department pump house and other fire fighting facilities.

A test of the water pressure was made by the fire department at 4 o'clock this afternoon on the northeast corner of the square. Three streams were turned on at once and averaged a horizontal throw of 125 feet, while one stream alone threw 150 feet.

The requirement of the water works are a perpendicular throw of 90 feet by five 1 1/4 inch nozzles at once.The test was considered fairly satisfactory. Quite a crowd was attracted by the firemen playing the hose about the north and east sides of the square.

  Today's Feature

Trash Rates Clarified.

The publication of current trash rates for residential customers in last Tuesday's Mornin' Mail caused some confusion according to CW&EP. The solid waste removal charge is included in the utility's monthly billing and does not reflect the $5.80 reported in the article. The $5.80 is the amount actually paid to the current solid waste contract holder, American Disposal.

In addition to the base charge, the City collects $1.17 per residence that goes to the Landfill Closure Fund. The Missouri Department of Natural Resources requires the City to maintain the fund to assure that the closed landfill meets all DNR regulations into the future. A billing fee of ten cents is also added to the total trash bill. The resulting charge of $7.07 is what most family residential customers are accustom to paying.

The bids opened last week would actually reduce the base rate if American is awarded the contract for the next five years. American proposed a base rate of only $5.50 the first year with gradual annual increases to $5.83 in the fifth year. The Council is expected to hear the recommendations of the Public Works Committee next week.




 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I attended the Chamber's Free Business Focus '98 seminar Tuesday evening featuring marketing consultant Dan Corp. It was the first in a series of three informative two hour sessions. This one dealt mainly with the marketing and advertising of a business.

Accordin' to the Chamber, the seminars are a result of suggestions gained from a survey of members.

Along with some basic principals of advertising and the psychology of buyin' habits of consumers, Dan highlighted what realistic results could be expected from an advertising campaign. He pointed out that it may take four to six weeks for advertising to reach a potential buyer. His suggestion was to keep up marketing efforts on a continuing basis and accept the investment as a normal operating expense. I like the way this guy thinks.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin'.

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CLICK & CLACK
TALK CARS

Dear Tom and Ray:

I have a 1985 Pontiac Sunbird with 38,500 miles. A couple of weeks ago, my husband forgot to put the cap back over the oil filler tube under the hood. About 30 miles later, I was going slow through a residential neighborhood and noticed smoke coming out from under the hood. I phoned my husband and he came and put the oil filler cap back on, wiped off the surrounding area with a rag, and filled the car back up with oil. The car ran fine after that.

Three days later, about after 50 more miles of driving, I came to a Stop sign and the car went dead. No warning! I phoned my husband, who insisted on putting a "tow rope" on my car so his car could pull the car home, with me in the driver's seat. I was against the idea, but he insisted. The tow rope became tangled up in one of the front wheels, and damaged a "boot" on the inside part of the wheel.

After several days of work, my husband replaced the boot, but the car still won't start. My husband says that no gasoline is being pumped into the engine. He says the gas filter is dry. He insists this has nothing to do with leaving the oil filler cap off, and oil spilling all over the engine. Is this true?- Charlotte

RAY: Yes, it is true, Charlotte. Your current problem sounds like a bad fuel pump or fuel pump relay to me, which your husband will probably figure out after six or eight months of playing around with it in his driveway. And it is unrelated to him leaving the oil filter off last week.

TOM: However, we are not prepared to leave him off the hook entirely. After all, he did insist on towing your car with a rope. And that manuever rates pretty far up there on the knucklehead scale.

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