today's
laugh
Young Husband- "It seems to me, my
dear, that these pancakes are rather heavy."
His Bride- "Then I'm afraid you're
a poor judge, for the cookbook says they are light and
feathery."
"What's the matter with you?"
asked the major of a private who reported sick.
"I've got a pain in my
abdomen," sai the private.
"Your abdomen!" exclaimed the
officer. " you mean your stomach. Don't you know
that only second lieutenants have abdomens?"
"Going far?" asked the
talkative little man on the train.
"Only to Springfield,"
replied the other, who hated talking to strangers and
wished to nip this one in the bud. "I am a
commercial artist. My age is fortysix, and too I am
married. I have a son of twenty. My cook's name is
Bridget. My father died last January. He was on the stock
exchange. Mother is still living. Is there anything
else?"
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
To Advertise Carthage.
Commercial Club Directors Will
Hold a Special Meeting Tonight.
W.T. Williams, agent for the Frisco
Line Magazine, is in the city with a proposition that the
Commercial Club Directors will consider tonight at a
special meeting to be held at 8 o 'clock in Howard Gray's
office.
Mr. Williams proposes to print a
two-page article descriptive of Carthage each month in
the Frisco Line Magazine and circulate 5,000 copies for
$100 a year. The articles are to be contributed by
Carthage people. Mr. Williams leaves the city in morning,
hence the special meeting of the directors tonight.
Neosho, Monett, and Eureka Springs have
already gone into the scheme, and the articles are quite
attractively illustrated.
President J.J. Wells interviewed a
member of the business men on the proposition today and
is of the opinion that the scheme will be readily
accepted provided no additional cost shall be added.
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Today's Feature Trash Bill Confusing.
The City Council heard from
Beryl Kingsbury, a local recycling proponent, and
a representative from Four State Sanitation
during the Citizen's Participation period of the
Council meeting Tuesday evening at City Hall. The
comments were made in an effort to influence the
Council's attitude toward the first reading of
the Solid Waste Contract on the meeting's agenda.
Beryl, who attended the
previous week's Public Works Committee meeting
concerning the contract, spoke to reinforce the
need for a recycling program for the City. The
Committee had voted to recommend a contract that
included mandatory curb-side recycling using the
current solid waste service of American Disposal
Services.
Joe Bartosh spoke to the
Council concerning the benefits of using a local
solid waste service. Although the bid submitted
by Four State Sanitation was close to a dollar
per month per resident higher than American's,
Bartosh gave a long list of local businesses that
directly benefited when the Bartosh family
operated Ozark Sanitation in Carthage. Ozark was
sold to American several months after John
Bartosh negotiated the current five year contract
with the City.
Several Council members and the
Mayor have received phone calls and personal
visits from local citizens during last week
urging the contract be awarded to Four State.
There was no discussion during the meeting about
Four State Sanitation.
When the first reading of the
Council Bill authorizing a contract with American
was put up for discussion, Council member Art
Dunaway moved to amend the contract to have a
drop site for recycling rather than mandatory
recycling.
Council member Trish
Burgi-Brewer approached the topic of the
clarifying some of the bid specifications, but
was told by Mayor Johnson that could not be
discussed while the amendment was on the floor.
After some confusion Public
Works Committee Chair Bill Fortune, who was out
of town and missed last week's committee meeting,
told the Council that the Council bill before
them was not the one recommended by the
Committee. Council member Jackie Boyer asked for
an explanation. Mayor Ken Johnson responded that
he had instructed that the basic contract,
without provisions for recycling, be presented
instead. He cited the recent survey that conclude
that although a good percentage of people were
willing to recycle, most stated they would not be
willing to pay for the service. He said he didn't
think it was fair to force people on fixed income
to pay for the extra service. The recycling
portion of the service would have added a dollar
and twenty-nine cents to the monthly residential
trash charge.
Dunaway eventually changed his
motion from an amendment to the trash bill to a
separate motion to create a drop point type of
recyling center at the City landfill area. This
was approved by a voice vote.
In an interview with the Mornin'
Mail, Mayor Johnson took full responsibility
for the unusual tactic. He said that if the
Council bill had happened to pass as recommended
by the Public Works Committee, he would have
vetoed it anyway. He said the maneuver was
probably a mistake, but he doubted that it would
be his last mistake made as Mayor.
Judging from the lack of
commitment of any Council members in pushing the
mandatory recyling portion of the contract, there
seems to be little ambition to confront the
issue, although Trish Burgi-Brewer will likely
address what she perceives as a violation of the
bidding specifications. She refers to the portion
of the specs that state "Any disposal site,
or composting site or facility, must be
identified by the Contractor, licensed and
approved by the Missouri Department of Natural
Resources, and accepted by the City of
Carthage." American plans to use their
disposal site in Kansas.
City Administrator Tom Short
says that during pre-bid meetings, all potential
bidders heard discussion that some might use
out-of-state disposal sites, and raised no
objections. Burgi-Brewer attended at least one of
those meetings, says Short, and didn't raise the
issue at that time.
Short says his information is
that Missouri cannot control solid waste after it
leaves the state. He says there are court
decisions that are sited as president in such
cases. Short also referred to the recent survey
in which less than 1% of respondents showed any
dissatisfaction with American as the current
trash hauler.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The Council voted to
establish an unnamed committee to
"discuss and seek a possible settlement
of the civil action now pending"
concerning the Myers Memorial Airport
Committee relating to the closure of the
Myers Park Memorial Airport. Accordin' to the
resolution, the committee has fourteen days
to contact representatives of the plaintiffs
to schedule meetings to discuss the matter.
From what I can see, this
round is goin' ta be attempted without
attorneys if possible. Hopefully they can
work out an agreement that would allow the
continuation of the progress in locatin' a
new airport and the potential development of
the Myers Park property. The committee is
supposed ta report back to the Council with
any news. Looks like they might be serious.
This is some fact, but
mainly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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Click and Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
The first car I drove in 1978
was a Saab with a two-stroke, slant-three engine.
Friends jested that this was a lawnmower engine,
because I had to add a quart of oil to the gas
tank every time I filled it up. I took their
remarks as a great insult ... to my lawnmower,
which is a very nice machine.
Do two-stroke engines exist on
the planet anymore? My father still owns this
masterpiece. Would you guys refuse to work on it
if it rolled into your shop? And most important,
what kind of prayer would you recommend before
shooting it between the headlights? -Bill
TOM: There are tons of
two-stroke engines around these days, Bill.
They're in just about every chain saw, weed
whacker, snowmobile and gas-powered nose-hair
clipper on the planet. But they're not used in
cars much these days, at least not in the United
States.
RAY: Two-stroke engines have
great advantages. Because every other stroke is a
powers stroke ( as opposed to every fourth stroke
in a common, four cylinder car engine), two-cycle
engines provide a lot of power and torque in a
very small size. That's why chainsaws use them.
Do you think Lenny the Lumberjack wants to schlep
a 25-pound four-cycle engine halfway up a spruce
tree? I should say not!
TOM: Plus, two strokes have the
added advantage of being able to be used upside
down, since they don't have oil-filled
crankcases. So as Lenny is falling backwards out
of the tree, he can still prune a few limbs on
his way down.
RAY: The problem with the old
two-cycle engines is that they ran very
inefficiently and created a lot of pollution.
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