today's
        laugh 
        Critic: The picture of the horse is
        good, but where is the wagon? 
        Artist: Oh, the horse will draw that. 
          
        Auctioneer: What am I offered for this
        beautiful bust of Robert Burns 
        Man in Crowd: That ain't Burns. . .
        that's Shakespeare. 
        Auctioneer: Well folks, the joke's on
        me. That shows what I know about the Bible. 
          
        So you really think your memory is
        improving under treatment. You remember things now? 
        Well, not exactly, but I have
        progressed so far that I can frequently remember that I
        have forgotten something, if I could only remember what
        it is.  
         
        Freshman (finishing a letter): I'd like
        to send you that five that I owe you, but I've already
        sealed the letter 
        1898 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Whitsett's Work Done. 
        Sends Nine Recruits Out Tonight
        and Will Return Himself Tomorrow. 
        Capt. Whitsett today secured the last
        of his 113 men for the Fifth Missouri regiment at
        Chickamauga, and will send the squad of nine men, with
        three sergeants and one corporal, to Camp Thomas tonight.
        Sergt. Elliot, of Carthage, will be one of the number. 
        The recruits are: James Donahue, a
        clerk at the Commercial hotel; Chas. R. Magee, Wm.
        Phillips, and Henry W. Rogers, of Carthage; Charles and
        Joseph Bell, of Stanton; Charles V. Everett; of
        Carterville; James E. Finton, of Rolla, and Samuel P.
        Frost, of Cagle, Mo. They leave on the 7:13 Missouri
        Pacific train tonight. 
        Capt. Whitsett will remain in Carthage
        till tomorrow to see his mother, who is expected home
        tonight from the woman's convention at Denver. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature Precious Moments Week. 
                The Victorian Era is being
                brought back to life for guests taking advantage
                of a very special Wedding Island tour at the
                Precious Moments Chapel in Carthage, Missouri
                July 5th through the 12th. 
                Those touring the island will
                be guided around the island by Victorian ladies
                and gentlemen. They will see the remarkable
                Wedding Island Mansion with its magnificent
                marble ballroom floor, unique one-of-a-kind
                furnishing and exquisite parlor. Preparations for
                a Victorian Wedding will be taking place, and
                those making the tour will be invited guests to
                the wedding.  
                The finest Victorian fashion
                and Victorian tradition will all be part of the
                ceremony held in the completely restored 1890's
                church. Visitors will also see preparations for
                the bride being made in the Brides House and tour
                the stunning gardens on the island. 
                Precious Moments week turns
                international in the Chapel Visitors Center as
                each day offers guests a different international
                buffet. Four star Chef Juanito has planned
                recipes sure to tempt even the most traveled  
                 
                 
                 
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                 Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin', 
                
                    Used ta have a dog that
                    would start shakin' all over and hide behind
                    the couch whenever it started to thunder. No
                    talkin' to that dog. Just wouldn't listen. 
                    No matter how calm we
                    spoke, or how much we petted that dog, it
                    wouldn't move from it's security furniture. 
                    I don't suppose it really
                    hurt anything that the dog was so fearful of
                    a rumble or two. There was somethin' that
                    made us kids want to get the dog to face the
                    thunder. 
                    'Course we were prob'ly
                    lucky not to be struck down by lightnin'
                    durin' some of our adventures durin' rain
                    storms. 
                    I suppose now there would
                    be some dog shrink tellin' us that we could
                    somehow work the animal through its fears and
                    make it a more functional pet. The dog lived
                    a normal and healthy life. Sometimes you just
                    have to let shakin' dogs lay. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly 
                    Just Jake Talkin' 
                 
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                Weekly Column 
                The Super Handyman 
                by Al Carrell and Kelly Carrell 
                Dear Al & Kelly: I have a
                typical picket fence around my yard. Ours is a
                bug yard, so painting the fence is quite a chore.
                I've tried different techniques over the years
                but have found only one really fast way to do it.
                I use a smaller roller, one that is the same
                width as the pickets. It holds the paint well and
                doesn't drip too much, and I usually can get each
                picket with one swipe of the roller. It is less
                wasteful and faster, not to mention neater than a
                brush. 
                SUPER HINT: When taking
                family trips, carry a large coffee can with you
                for garbage. You can seal the lid and it's easy
                to empty and clean after the trip. 
                Changing your car's oil
                yourself can save you money, compared with having
                a garage do it for you. Doing it yourself also
                gives you an excellent opportunity to examine
                other components of the car. You might notice
                parts that need repairing or adjusting, things
                that you otherwise might miss. 
                An oil change involves just a
                few simple steps, including replacing the oil
                filter. One thing that gives some people fits is
                the filter wrench, which sometimes slips and can
                be hard to use properly. One way to get a better
                grip on the filter is to glue a piece of
                sandpaper to the inside of the wrench. 
                The sandpaper can help the
                wrench grab the old filter as you unscrew it.
                Don't use the wrench to install the new filter,
                however, use your hand. 
                Here's another tip: avoid
                spillage from the old filter by slipping a
                plastic bag over it before removing it. 
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