today's
laugh
"What are you children
doing?"
"Were playing church,"
replied Jack.
"But worshipers shouldnt
whisper in church," admonished nurse.
"Oh, were the choir,"
said Mary.
Little Boy (calling father at office)
--"Hello, who is this?"
Father (recognizing sons voice)--
"The smartest man in the world."
Little Boy- "Pardon me, I got the
wrong number."
Photographer - "Watch and see the
dicky bird."
Child - "Just pay attention to
your exposure so that you dont ruin the
plate."
Small Boy - "Why dont you
come to my church?"
Friend - " Cause I belong to
another abomination.
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Remarkable Character.
Mrs. Gilson, an old and well known
resident at Dublin, near Jasper, died this week and was
buried in an old and abandoned cemetery at her own
request beside her husband who had been buried there. She
also requested that her favorite trinkets, a bow and
arrow, an old silver half dollar, sleeve buttons and a
book be buried in her coffin with her body. This was
done.
Mrs. Gilson was known as the
"marshal" on account of the peculiar habit she
had of "laying down the law" to those who went
contrary to her wishes. The following incident is a
sample: Some years ago a new saloon opened up in Jasper
and she warned the proprietor to not sell whiskey to her
son. It appears that her son proved to be one of the
first customers and learning of this, Mrs. Gilson went to
the saloon and pulling two big revolvers on the
barkeeper, reiterated her request with emphasis. The son
received no more whiskey at the Jasper saloon.
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Today's Feature Power On Demand.
The CW&EP power plant was
called upon recently to supply electricity to
help make up for a shortage of power due to
several area power plants being off line during
the unusually warm weather.
According to CW&EP
Production Manager Bob Williams, all nine
generators were put into operation. A good
portion of the electricity generated was sold to
ease other communities shortages and during one
six hour period, CW&EP was selling up to 25
megawatts per hour. The plant has the capacity to
generate a total of 35 megawatts with cost per
megawatt of generation at about $28 with the four
newest engines to around $80 with the older
engines.
Typically, CW&EP purchases
from outside power plants for less that what it
would cost to generate it locally, but during the
shortage the price jumped close to $300.
Williams says it was a good
test for the CW&EP plant. The system overall
held up well, but some minor deficiencies were
discovered that will be addressed soon. With the
warmer weather, he expects to be running at least
one of the generators every day throughout the
month of June.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The oft asked question of
why we have maintained the power plant in
Carthage is now bein answered. POWER!
Since the early 80s,
cheap power from outside sources has kept the
plant pretty much at rest, only bein
used in emergencies such as regional brown
outs. As deregulation approaches and cheap
energy becomes less available, the nine
little generators occupyin the River
Street power plant are obviously real assets
to the community. We are one of the few such
power producin communities left.
Just havin the
capability of producin gives us one leg
up in dealin with the "big
boys" for better rates and other
considerations. Carthage can consume over 50
megawats durin peak times. Bein
able to produce up ta 35 of those is a nice
secruity blanket.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Carthage Farm & Home, Inc.
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Weekly Column
Super Handyman
When you are working up on a
stepladder, the last thing you need to hear is
the sound of a tiny part dropping to the ground.
To prevent that, try mounting a handy tray to the
ladder's top "step." The tray can hold
all sorts of things, freeing up your hands.
Just tape a clean foam meat
tray to the top step. The lightweight foam makes
for a good surface. Small parts won't roll around
on it much.
When you are finished working,
you can easily remove the tape. However, you
might decide to make the tray a permanent part of
your ladder.
Dear Al & Kelly: I had an
old freestanding wardrobe that I wanted to
convert into an entertainment center with
adjustable shelves. I needed to drill a series of
holes down both sides on the inside of the
cabinet for the shelf brackets. To avoid making
errors, I used a scrap of workshop pegboard as my
drilling pattern. I laid it up against the sides
and marked the placement of the holes to be
drilled. It really looks great, and the shelves
are straight. - B.B.
Dear Carrells: My junk drawer
is full of all sorts of odds and ends. The last
time I cleaned it out, I found many items that
were packaged on cards. Unfortunately, the holes
at the top of the cards were mostly broken out. I
used a punch to make more holes, and then put a
lot of them out in my shop on pegboard hooks. Now
I have a lot more room in my junk drawer for some
new junk. - P.J.
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