today's
laugh
A Scotch laddie was showing a woman
tourist an old abbey, and on leaving him at the
churchyard gate she rewarded him with only barren thanks,
whereupon the canny Scotchman remarked:
"Weel, my leddy, when ye gang
hame, if ye fin oot that ye have lost your purse,
ye maun recollect that ye havna had it oot here."
Father - "Git yer jacket aff,
young mon, an come wi me."
Son - "Yer no goin ter
lick me, are ya, father?"
Father - "I am that: didna I tell
ye this mornin that Id settle wi ye fer
yer bad behavior?"
Son - "Ay, but I thought it was
only a joke, like whin ye telt the grocer yed
settle wi him."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
MAY SUE THE ELECTRIC.
T. B. Haughawout, Attorney for
the Plaintiff,
Watching His Condition.
It has been currently reported that Z.
T. Lindley, the patent right man who got his skull
crushed on the electric Saturday night, will bring suit
in circuit court against the electric railway for a large
sum for damages. The suit, according to rumors, will be
for something between $10,000 and $25,000.
An electric line director was asked
about it, and though he had not heard of any suit, he did
not seem surprised that such a thing should be talked of.
T. B. Haughawout admitted to a reporter
that he had been spoken to about conducting a suit for
Lindley, and that he would probably do so, but that
nothing had yet been decided as to the amount of damages
that would be claimed. That could not be decided, he
said, till the condition of Lindley was determined, and
in the meantime he is waiting and watching the outcome of
Lindley's injuries.
Dr. Katcham, who is attending the
injured man, says he rested easy yesterday.
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Today's Feature Chamber Good News Carthage Event This
Morning at the Underground.
The Industrial Relations
Committee of the Carthage Chamber of Commerce has
scheduled its premiere of Good News
Carthage for this morning starting at 7:30 at the
mezzanine area of The Underground. The breakfast
event is intended to showcase area industry.
Following the breakfast, Danny
Lambeth, President of Infinity Lighting is
scheduled to present an informative 15-minute
program. Chuck Edds, Sales Manager for H.E.
Williams, will also speak.
New Chamber Members will have
an opportunity to speak for one minute each on
developments in each of their businesses. The
one-minute capsules this morning will be reserved
for new members that have signed up in the
Chambers recent Catch the Fever Membership
Drive.
"A lively host and an
exciting program on our local industries will
make this a great event," says Industrial
Relations Committee Chair Mark Elliff.
Admission is $5.50. Limited
seating.
A Wild Rumor from Webb.
This morning's Kansas City
Times contains a dispatch from Webb City giving
the future solution for the rate war now on
between the Frisco and electric railways of
Jasper county. It says that the electric line is
to be bought by the Frisco, the tracks and
buildings of the electric torn up, and that the
Frisco will run a spur to Lakeside park. The
correspondent hails such a move as a great joy
and convenience for Webb City, Carterville,
Prosperity, Confidence Junction and other small
stations not on the map.
A reporter asked President
Calhoon when the transfer would be made and was
met with a weary smile of disgust and a tirade
against the methods of some country newspaper
correspondents in filling space for the city
papers. Another electric railway director took
the matter seriously, and said, "There's not
a word of truth in it."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I suppose they still make
em, but I didnt have one a those
fold up plastic rain covers on Monday
afternoon when the rain opened up. Those
little packages that are small enough ta
carry in your pocket always seem ta be stored
with the umbrella at the other end of the
line. Even the idea of havin two
umbrellas, one at work and one at home,
doesnt seem ta work for me. The somehow
always end up together along with the rubber
boots and the raincoat.
I saw a couple a umbrellas
sittin by the doorway of the
buildin I was trapped in for near an
hour. They were mighty temptin, but a
good dose of cold rain is fittin
punishment for thoughts of borrowin
someone elses forethought.
As a kid I used ta love ta
get out in the rain durin the summer.
Some still argue I had more sense then than
now.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Who made the Internet: One
of the biggest misconceptions about the Internet
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cables.
The first concern the
government had in doing this was that the system
had to be very robust. Meaning if one computer
crashes or was disconnected the other computers
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design whereby they could connect and disconnect
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that one burned out bulb can appreciate the
design they were looking for.
In order to manage this huge
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Later this new network was called the ARPANET. I
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At the end of the
70s and the seeming ease of the Cold
War, this incredible network was losing it
financial backing. At this time the government
began to invite science organizations and
universities to use the network for their
purposes.
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