| today's
        laugh 
 Many a man lives by the sweat of his
        frau!   A poet must use his imagination. He
        must imagine people are going to read his poems.   Among the makers of one-piece bathing
        suits, the thighs the limit.   Why preach against modern dress when
        theres not enough left to talk about.   Members of the younger generation are
        alike in many disrespects.   When better books are suppressed more
        people will read them.   Still, if nobody dropped out at the
        eighth grade, who would be ready to hire the college
        graduates?   A bird in the hand is bad table
        manners. 1898INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 BEWARE OF RUMORS. An Example of How They Spread
        on Slight Foundation. Rumor had it widely circulated about
        the streets late yesterday afternoon that two Carthage
        boys in camp at Chickamauga, one in Co. A and one in Co.
        G, had died during the day. The name of the Co. G man was
        reported to be Chas. Hathcock.  Young Hathcock and his father joined
        Capt. Whitsett's company and his brother went with the
        Light Guard boys. A reporter called at the Hathcock home
        on Bois d'Arc street this morning and Mrs. Hathcock said
        she had received no telegram announcing either death or
        accident to her boys. "But," she concluded,
        "that report probably started form the fact that I
        received a letter on Tuesday from Mr. Hathcock saying
        that Charley was looking real bad and was not at all
        well." 
            
                |  | Today's Feature No Free Use of Memorial Hall. The Public Services Committee,
                which oversees Memorial Hall, remained consistent
                last Wednesday evening and again denied a request
                for free rent for use of the building. The request came from Mikel
                Cole on behalf of Victorian Carthage. The
                Committee has based the policy of no free rent on
                the past recommendations of the City Attorney.
                The State Attorney General has issued several
                opinions stating that cities must charge market
                value for use of any public facilities. This
                includes nonprofit group activities.  In other business, the
                Committee was asked to allow staff authority to
                set deposit amounts for events that take place in
                the Hall based on the likelihood of the event
                producing damage or excessive clean up expenses.
                The Committee already allows an increase in
                deposit requirements for specific events, but at
                this time they must be approved on an individual
                basis. After some discussion
                concerning the legal issues, enforceability and
                types of event that would be affected, the
                Committee requested more information before
                acting on the request. 
 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin'Mornin',
 
                    The City budget will be in
                    final reading tomorrow night durin the
                    regular meetin. From all indications it
                    will pass without much fuss. The only real
                    holdup (no pun intended) was the Council
                    refusin to accept a $50,000 reduction
                    in the transfer from CW&EP to the City.
                    The Board of Public Works voted to not push
                    the issue last Thursday and will include the
                    full $1,108,000 transfer in their budget. The
                    $500,000 held in reserve toward a new airport
                    drew some opposition, but not enough to cause
                    much concern among aviation supporters. The only substantial last
                    minute reduction came in the form of
                    cuttin the amount set aside as
                    incentives for new developers. The overall
                    amount was chopped from $200,000 to $100,000
                    for street and curb and gutter reimbursement.
                    Nobody seems too upset with the total
                    package. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
                | Sponsored by Carthage Farm & Home
                Supply, Inc. | Weekly Column 
 The Super Handyman by Al Carrell
                and Kelly Carrell When you are taking something
                apart and you've got a lot of small parts to keep
                up with, you really need an organization system
                that works. One of the easiest solutions is
                to grab a piece of thin cardboard and fold it
                back and forth, accordion style. The folded
                cardboard gives you lots of channels in which to
                rest the parts. You can even arrange them, from
                top to bottom, in the order that they were
                removed. It's a simple way to organize,
                and won't cost you much time or any money. Dear Al & Kelly: I like the
                hand cleaner that I buy for my shop. It's less
                expensive to buy it by the gallon instead of the
                smaller dispenser bottles. I use old
                dishwashing-liquid and shampoo bottles as my
                dispensers. I save a lot of money in the process
                and am doing my part to recycle as well. - I.S. The key to a shop-vacuum's
                power is a tight seal around the canister. Over
                the years, with normal shop abuse the seal might
                develop cracks or cuts, or otherwise get damaged
                - and that can mean air leaks. You can repair the
                seal in just a few minutes with some
                peel-and-stick foam weather-stripping. Just cut the foam strips to the
                size needed to cover the gap in the original
                gasket and stick the foam in place. Then, when you turn on your
                shop vac, you should have more power. And who
                doesn't like to have more power? ARCHIVES Index  |  
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