today's
laugh
The man was carried to the hospital in
an unconscious condition after a terrible fall. The
surgeon made a brief examination, but shook his head
significantly, and turned sympathetically to the anxious
wife.
"Madam," he said, "I am
sorry to tell you that your husband is dead."
"No I aint," said the
supposed corpse, opening one eye.
"Hush up, Terence," said the
wife, "dont the doctor know better than
you?"
"As I was going over the bridge
the other day," said an Irishman, "I met Pat
Hewins. Hewins, says I, how are
you?
"Pretty well, thank you,
Donnelly, says he.
"Donnelly,[ says I,
thats not my name.
"Faith, then, no more is
mine Hewins.
"So with that we looked at each
other agin, an sure enough it was nayther of
us."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
AT WORK RECRUITING.
Capt. Whitsett Secures
Eleven Brawny Miners This Morning.
Capt. Whitsett opened up a recruiting
station this morning in the office room formerly occupied
by A. G. Newell & Son in the First National bank
building. The office was gaily decorated with American
flags.
About ten o'clock a delegation of
miners, big strapping fellows, arrived from Webb City and
enlisted. They will keep up the record of Co. G for big,
robust soldiery.
Lieut. C. F. Drake is assisting Private
Well with the work today, but expects to leave soon for
St. Louis.
Elmer Tabor has been secured to return
with the Carthage recruits to join Company A as bugler.
He was an old member of the company, but had not the
height for a regular soldier.
Now is the time for all good, healthy
young men over 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighing two
pounds to the inch in height "to come to the relief
of their country." The limit in age is 18 and 45
years. No married man need apply.
HOME FROM THE HARVEST.
Earl Lanpher, who went to Cheney,
Kansas, two weeks ago with a crowd of eight Carthage
boys, returned home Monday evening. All have been working
in the wheat harvest and Lanpher went out to help set up
machinery. That work is completed and he returned home.
But the harvesting is just about half finished and all
the other Carthage boys are working right along. They are
earning from $1.50 to $2.50 and board per day, according
to Mr. Lanpher's statement, and when he left the farmers
were still looking for more men. There are no great gangs
of men near Cheney disappointed in securing work. Cheney
is just west of Wichita. When the harvesting is
completed, threshing will begin, and the Carthage boys
expect to have employment for some time yet.
The human machine starts but once and
stops but once. You can keep it going longest and most
regularly by using De Witt's Little Early Risers, the
famous little pills for constipation and all stomach and
liver troubles. A. H. Caffee & Co.
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Today's Feature The Race Is On.
Court of Appeals
Directs Dally/Butler Suit Dismissed.
"I'm not
Surprised" says Butler.
The Missouri Court of Appeals,
Southern District overturned a ruling by Judge
David Darnold yesterday that clears the way for
Susan Butler to run against David Dally in the
August 4 primary. The two both filed for the
Republican candidacy for Circuit Judge for Jasper
County. The ruling was based on the fact that
under Missouri law, the appellant court held,
that only "an adjoining circuit court"
could rule on Dally's charge that Butler does not
meet qualification to run for the position.
The following news release was
issued from Butler's office yesterday afternoon:
"Today the Missouri Court
of Appeals Southern District, upon the appeal of
Susan F. Butler vacated the judgment of the
Circuit Court of Jasper County for lack of
jurisdiction and ordered the case dismissed.
According to the Missouri Court of Appeals Butler
will be on the ballot opposing David Dally for
the position of Circuit Judge.
"David Dally challenged
Butler's right to run for Circuit Judge. Dally
alleged that Butler was not a "qualified
voter," therefore, ineligible to run for
judge. Judge David Darnold, from Nevada,
Missouri, appointed as special judge, found in
favor of Mr. Dally. Butler contended, among other
points, that Dally had filed his law suit in the
wrong county.
"The Honorable John C.
Crow, writing the opinion of the appellate court,
agreed with Ms. Butler's contention that Judge
Darnold did not have jurisdiction to hear the
case, as Mr. Dally did indeed file his law suit
in the wrong county. Judge Crow sated in his
opinion, 'superficially, Dally's hypothesis
appears plausible. However, a close inspection of
section 115.526.1 (the statute under which Dally
brought this suit) reveals Dally's premise is
faulty.'
"Dally and Butler, both
Republicans, will face each other before the
voters for the position of Circuit Judge of
Jasper County, Division II in the primary
election to be held August 4, 1998.
"When asked for comment
Susan Butler stated, 'I knew I was qualified and
had the right to be on the ballot. I'm not
surprised with the Court's ruling. I can read the
law and knew that Dally had filed in the wrong
court.'"
Council to Consider Eugene
Fields School Building Zoning Change Request.
The City Council will consider
a zoning change in first reading tonight that
could bring new life to the old Eugene Fields
School building located at 613 E. Chestnut. A
change in zoning from Second Dwelling to General
Business has been recommended by the Planning,
Zoning and Historic Preservation Commission.
Mike Reed of C&M Electric,
which purchased the structure at auction recently
from the R-9 School District, told the Commission
at their last meeting that C&M would move
their office and supplies to the location if the
request was approved. Company trucks would be
kept on the site and the west side of the
property would be used for parking.
He said that the gym would be
rented out, records storage would be rented out
from the various rooms within the building, and
there was the possibility that a day care would
be in operation in the northwest corner of the
building.
Reed says the plan is not to
change the basic outside appearance of the
building and there will be no alcohol permitted
within leased portions of the structure.
The possibility of the
Salvation Army purchasing a portion of the land
to build a new facility has been discussed
according to discussion during the meeting.
Charles Lewis of 608 E.
Chestnut was the only nearby resident that
attended the meeting. Lewis asked how these
changes would affect his property values and Reed
replied that he did not know.
The fact that the Citys
Comprehensive Plan did not include this area for
commercial purposes was discussed and the City
Council was to be notified of this.
The Commission members are
President, Harold Short, Secretary, Carolyn
Wyatt, Jenny Mansfield, Robert Stubbs, Adam
Hoover, and Clyde Phillips. Council member Bill
Fortune is the Council Liaison.
The City Council agenda for
tonight also includes the second reading of the
budget for FY 1998/99. That budget generates
several contractual agreements that must also be
approved for funding of various activities of the
Carthage Chamber, Main Street Carthage, Victorian
Carthage, and Carthage Historic Preservation.
Most of these contracts are also scheduled for
second reading tonight at City Hall.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Its hard ta ignore
the fact that the summer heat has settled in.
As the temperature moves toward the upper
90s, the body starts takin note.
I can imagine the popularity of the shade
provided by trees around the Courthouse
before folks on the Square had the luxury of
air conditioning. With just a little breeze,
it still pretty comfortable ta sit for a
spell and watch the daily movement of
shoppers.
The fact is, there is
somethin more refreshing about a cool
breeze than the stagnant artificial cool of
mechanical refrigeration.
Im not by any means
suggestin that we step back to those
pre ac days of yore, but the idea of folks
gatherin for a communal breath of fresh
air in the middle of the afternoon on the
Courthouse lawn still has some appeal.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Health Notes
Health & Nutrition by
Judith Sheldon
The following 15 guidelines for
a healthier life have been culled from
suggestions made by health care providers:
1. Dont smoke or use
tobacco, including so-called smokeless tobacco.
Avoid being in the presence of second-hand smoke.
(This is especially true for children.)
2. Limit your intake of
alcohol.
3. If you drive, dont
drink at all. And dont depend on what you
believe is your safe limit. Because the body
changes continually, you can never be sure at
what point alcohol interferes with your ability
to react to emergencies.
4. Eat the right foods; reduce
intake of animal products and increase your
intake of fruits and vegetables.
5. If overweight, lose the
extra weight under the care of a doctor. Never
use a "quick-loss" method. Go on a
doctor-prescribed maintenance diet and exercise
regimen to keep the lost weight off. Exercise
regularly. Walk more.
6. Get enough sleep. If you
have problems, see your doctor. Dont use
o-t-c (over the counter) medications without
his/her okay.
To be continued next week.
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