The Mornin' Mail is
published daily Wednesday, June 24, 1998 Volume VI,
Number 260
did ya
know?
Did ya know?. . .Starting July 1,
1998, Economic Security Corporation will have available
cooling assistance for Barton, Jasper, Newton, and
McDonald Counties. The programs purpose is to help
these families and individuals keep their electricity on
during the summer months. Households must be income
eligible.
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today's
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On the street definitions:
Acquaintance - 1. A person whom
we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough
to lend to. 2. A degree of friendship called slight when
its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is
rich or famous.
Admiration - Our polite
recognition of anothers resemblance to ourselves.
Adult - A person who has stopped
growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.
Advertising - Makes you think
youve longed all your life for something you never
even heard of before.
Alcohol - A liquid good for
preserving almost everything except secrets.
Artistic Temperament - Seldom
recognized until its too old to spank.
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
THREE BANDS COMING.
And Three Excursion Trains Will
Run to Carthage, July 4.
The assurances of an overwhelming
Fourth of July celebration in Carthage are growing
stronger every day, and almost hour by hour. Contracts
were closed this morning by telegraph to have three bands
in Carthage on that day. The Columbus, Kansas, band has
been secured, the excellent Peirce City band will be
here, and the Carl Junction celebration has been declared
off, so the entire Light Guard band will play at home.
Since the Carl Junction celebration is
off, that town's people will turn out en masse and join
the special excursion to this city that will come down
from Columbus with the Columbus band. Another excursion
train will be run from Monett, bringing the Peirce City
band and people, and an excursion train will be run down
the Pacific from Nevada. There will be no celebration in
Nevada, so the mayor of that town assures a big
delegation here. All trains will reach Carthage in time
for the parade in the morning. Since there is nothing of
consequence going on in Joplin or Webb City, Carthage is
assured of one of the biggest Fourth of July
jollifications she has seen in many a year.
The "horribles" will be a
unique feature of the parade, and the prizes for
decorated carriages are to be raised to $25 and $10. The
fireworks at night will be something wonderful.
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Today's Feature School Board Accepts House Bid.
A bid by Kenneth Matthew of
$127,689 for the house constructed by the
vocational carpentry class was approved by the
R-9 School Board at its meeting Monday night. Two
other bids were submitted.
The Board also granted
permission to Band Director Garry Greek to submit
an application for the Magic Music Days Festival
at Disney World. If accepted, the band would
perform a 23 minute program in one of the three
Orlando, Florida, theme parks during the 1999
spring break. Band Boosters fund-raisers,
including the Maple Leaf Band Festival, would
finance the $30,000 trip for the 90 band members.
The Board also recognized two
retiring teachers, Charlene McDaniel and Calvin
Bower, and they were presented with the Golden
Apple Award. McDaniel taught physical education
in the district for 25 years and Bower taught
science and coached in Carthage for 18 years.
It was noted that former R-9
Superintendent Dr. Charles Johnson was recently
honored by a Missouri University Alumni
organization for Outstanding Achievement.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
As a kid I looked forward
to summer for many reasons. One was the
luxury of not wearin shoes. Goin
barefoot was the "in" footwear for
most activities. Course there were the
typical accessories with the stubbed toe
bein the best conversation starter. By
mid summer the contests of runnin down
a gravel road or seein how may stickers
were picked up were under way.
"Ouch" became the most common word
durin a walk downtown ta get a soda or
an ice cream sandwich.
Bicycle ridin had its
own particular hazards while
barefootin. Puttin the kick stand
required caution and a certain eye to toe
coordination. Pickin a spot to step off
the two wheeler was also somewhat of an art
form.
I suppose some of the
attraction to those memories is the fact that
survival decisions were limited to just
watchin where ya stepped.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
Computer Minded/On The Net
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Weekly Column
Intro to the Internet.
If you think about the time
when the Internet first started to become popular
there were only a few thousand host computers
connected to the Internet. To this small group of
people the Internet was their own little world.
These original internet users developed some
standards (not laws, just guidelines) regarding
the Internet. These standard or sets of rules
were called Netiquette. The guidelines they set
were the norm for themselves but many new
Internet users are not aware of them Sometimes,
violating these Netiguette guidelines can get you
into trouble (you may receive a nasty letter or
complaint). Here are some examples of some of the
guidelines they set:
TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL
LETTERS - This applies any time you are sending
messages on the Internet. Typing in all capital
letters is considered an expression of anger and
the reader may think you are yelling! This is
probably the most widely known and followed
example of Netiquette.
Unsolicited email - Have
you ever received an email from a company or
store advertising a sale? Probably not, but have
you ever wondered why? A company could easily
send out millions of email messages to customers
nationwide to advertise their product. The reason
you never get such messages is because it is an
extreme violation of Netiquette.
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