The Mornin' Mail
is published daily Wednesday, June 3, 1998 Volume VI,
Number 245
Did ya know?. . . The Free Will Baptist Christian Academy is now accepting enrollments for the fall. Christian Education for grades K-12. For mor info call 358-3080 or 358-3700 Did ya know?. . .The Ozark Area Girl Scout Council invites you to attend "Dirt Day" celebrating the ground-breaking for the new Girl Scout Service/Program Center. Saturday, June 13, 11 a.m. at the corner of 7th & School Street in Joplin. |
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today's
laugh A visitor in a certain town which had four churches and adequately supported none, asked a pillar of one poor dying church, "Hows your church getting on?" "Not very well," was the reply, "but, thank the Lord, the others are not doing any better."
A clergyman was recently telling a marvelous story, when his little girl said, "Now, pa, is that really true, or is it just preaching?"
Wife - "Did you notice the chinchilla coat on the woman sitting in front of us at church this morning?" Husband - "Er-no. Afraid I was dozing most of the time." Wife - "Um! A lot of good the service did you." 1898 OFF FOR SPRINGFIELD. 560 Bought Ticket from Carthage, Filling One Train. The Carthage grocers were astir at an early hour this morning - not as usual in handling strawberries, fresh butter and eggs, but in hurried preparations for the grocers excursion to Springfield. Not only grocers, but hardware men, clothiers and representatives from other lines donned the grocers' badge and joined the merry throng. The Carthage excursionists filled the first section of the excursion train of seven coaches, there being 560 tickets sold at this place. The train was in charge of Conductor Pfifer and pulled out at 7:10 a.m. The Carthage Light Guard band which accompanied them played the "Red, White and blue." The second section filled with Joplin, Webb City and Oronogo excursionists followed filling eight coaches with two empties for the local travel en route. This section was in charge of Conductor Campbell.
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