today's
laugh
Teacher - "Spell
Straight."
Pupil - "S-T-R-a-i-g-h-T."
Teacher - "Correct; what does it
mean?"
Pupil - "Without ginger ale."
"Now, Bobby Jones," she said,
"tell me where the elephant is found."
The boy hesitated for a moment; then
his face lit up.
"The elephant, teacher," he
said, "is such a large animal that it is scarcely
ever lost."
"Sit down!" said a nervous
old gentleman to his son, who was making too much noise.
"I wont do it," was the
impudent answer.
"Well, then, stand up. I will be
obeyed!"
Vulgarity - The conduct of others.
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
WRECK ON THE TRESTLE.
Electric Car Jumped the Track
at Lakeside This Morning.
What narrowly escaped being a serious
wreck occurred on the electric line this morning at 7
o'clock at Lakeside. Car No. 14, which left Carthage at
6:30 a.m. with a number of workmen and a few passengers
on board, jumped the track just as it ran onto the
trestle work approaching the Lakeside bridge over Center
creek. The spreading of the rails is supposed to be
responsible. The front end of the car ran off the trestle
and the car stopped - just equally balanced on the side
timbers. The front trucks dangled in the air, but the
rear trucks held the car on the tracks. Had the car gone
two feet further it would have plunged off the trestle.
The passengers made a scramble for the rear door and
climbed out. None of them were hurt. Conductor Crawford
and Motorman Butts were in charge of the car.
A gang of workmen with a derrick were
soon on the scene, but did not succeed in clearing the
track till late this afternoon. Passengers were
transferred all day long. Among the first to walk across
the Center creek bottoms and over the bridge were a car
load of Carthage teachers en route to the normal at Webb
City. They were on the next car, and it is considered
fortunate that it was not their car that was wrecked.
William Blackford pleaded guilty this
morning before Judge Buckbee to a charge of peace
disturbance preferred by Thomas Halliwell. The offense
was using "cuss words" which Halliwell did not
like. The trouble arose over the sale of some potatoes.
The "cuss words" cost Blackford $8.50.
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Today's Feature Committee Considering Survey.
The Public Works Committee
plans to recommend to the full Council that the
City conduct a survey to determine citizens
interests and needs before renewing the
Citys solid waste contract which expires in
September. Dennis Siders of the Midwest
Assistance Program, speaking at the meeting,
suggested the survey and volunteered to design
and tabulate it at no cost to the City. The City
would be responsible only for postage.
Committee members discussed a
request for proposals at their meeting Tuesday
afternoon which included two recycling options in
addition to basic waste removal. The first
alternative requests haulers to provide
residential curbside recycling with a minimum of
one pickup per month. The request is deliberately
general so that each hauler can submit the best
plan his company can provide.
The second alternative is for
containers to be placed at the closed landfill to
provide a drop-off site. The site would be manned
and open to the public on Thursday, Friday and
Saturday. Items to be recycled in each of these
options would be determined by the haulers with
the Citys agreement.
After discussion, Committee
Member Trisha Burgi-Brewer requested that a third
option be included which would be modeled after
Webb Citys "pay as you throw"
program. In such a program, each household pays a
basic rate for trash removal and is allowed a
specified number of bags per pickup. There is no
limit on the number of bags of recyclable items
which may be picked up. Residents purchase
stickers to go on any extra bags of trash which
they need to have removed.
If residents choose to recycle,
the amount of trash they have can be reduced. If
they dont choose to recycle, they may have
to pay for stickers for extra bags of trash.
"I think a truly fair
system would be a pay as you go system,"
said Burgi-Brewer.
The Committee agreed to include
the pay as you throw system as a third recycling
option and voted to recommend the request for
proposals to the Council with the changes
discussed.
Committee Chair Bill Fortune
will also ask the Council to approve a survey to
receive citizens input prior to final
decisions on recycling. A sample survey Siders
showed the Committee contained questions about
interest in recycling, willingness to pay in
order to have recycling, when recycling should be
picked up and how much trash a household normally
has per week. If the Council agrees to the
survey, a similar questionaire designed
specifically for Carthage would be distributed.
The Committee plans to have
proposals from the haulers back by July 13 and to
make a final decision on July 21 which would then
be recommended to the Council. Surveys would be
distributed in late June to be turned in and
evaluated by the time the proposals are due back
from the haulers.
Dates To Remember
Tickets are still available for
the Royals game Sunday, June 14. Cost of the
tickets is $26.50 which includes transportation
to and from Kansas City and the game tickets. The
bus will leave the Over 60 Center parking lot,
404 East Third at 9:00 a.m. the day of the game.
For more information call 358-4741.
Tuesday, June 9, at 10:30 a.m.
there will be a presentation on "Keeping
Women Healthy."
Thursday, June 10, there will
blood pressure checks from 9:00 a.m. to 11:00
a.m.
Friday, June 12, at 5:30 p.m.
is the Over 50 Potluck.
Wednesday, June 17, is Bingo.
Thursday, June 18, will be the
June Birthday and Anniversary Celebration.
The Center will be closed July
3.
If you would like information
on any of these events or would like to know more
about the Over 60 Center, call 358-4741.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Noticed a lot of
convertibles with tops down the last few
days. There was a time that I thought the
idea of havin an air-conditioner in a
convertible was really silly. I have, of
course, since reconsidered that position.
I havent personally
owned a convertible for a number of years,
and I have ta assume that there have been
improvements to the mechanics and function of
the "rag top." The back window used
ta always be a sensitive contraption. They
zipped in place and got scratched easily as I
remember. I do notice that there hasnt
been any easy solution to puttin on the
"boot." Most of the vehicles
Ive seen run with that protective and
aesthetic coverin not in place.
Havin a few days of
favorable weather to run with the top down is
fun, but thinkin back, it sure was
work.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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CLICK and CLACK
TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
I have a brand-new baby and I'm
looking for a new car. Trucks are cheap, and I've
always wanted one, like maybe a Ford Ranger. The
trouble is, I can't find any nfo on kids and
trucks. Are they safe? Can you put an infant car
seat in them? Should I forget the idea and go
with a car? In other words, would I be a
"sporty new '90s-style mom" or
"killer mom risking child's life in
deathtrap on wheels?" - Susan
TOM: Unfortunately, the latter,
Susan. Pickup trucks are not safe for little
kids.
RAY: The bottom line is that
kids, and especially kids in child seats, should
always be in the back seat. There are two reasons
for this. One is that there's no air bag in the
back seat that can blow up in an accident and
snap the little kids' neck (and yes, we know that
some trucks now have on-off switches for the
passenger air bags - if you remember to use
them).
TOM: But as important, if
you're in the back seat, in an accident, you'll
hit .. the front seat! If you're in the front
seat, you're closer to the windshield, the
dashboard, the engine compartment and whatever
you've crashed into. So the back seat is
intrinsically a safer place than the front seat.
RAY: And since pickup trucks
don't have back seats (and the cargo space behind
the seats in "extended cab pickups"
doesn't count), they're not really safe vehicles
for kids. So go with a car, Susan. Or at the very
least, a truck with a real back seat, like a Ford
Explorer.
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