today's
laugh
"Have you lost another tooth,
Emily?" asked auntie, who noticed an unusual lisp.
"Yesm," replied the
four-year-old, "and I limp now when I talk."
Kind Gent - "Do you know what
happens to little boys who puff on cigarettes?"
Small Boy - "Yes, I do. Why every
time they go anywhere to have a quiet smoke, they get
bothered by rude old men."
"Dear Aunt Matilda:
"Thank you for your gift. I have
always wanted a pincushion but not very much."
"Melvin! Are you spitting in the
fish bowl?"
"No ma. But Im gettin
close."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
EXCITING RUNAWAY.
Three Teams in it and Two Rigs
Badly Wrecked This Morning.
A lively runaway, which looked for
several minutes as though it would result seriously to
several persons, occurred on the courthouse square about
11:30 this morning. Three teams were mixed up in it.
Jack Comstock and Harry Wood, seated in
one of T. D. Wood's buggies were turning the southwest
corner of the square when the pole of Mack Thacker's
buggy caught in a hind wheel of Wood's buggy. The Wood
horse frightened and became unmanageable - making a short
turn tipping over the buggy and throwing the occupants
violently to the ground. Comstock hung onto the lines and
was dragged a considerable distance while the horse
plunged madly forward describing a circular route. For a
moment it looked as though he would plunge onto the
pavement in front of the stores on the south side of the
square, and there was a lively rush among the spectators
there to get out of the way, but he wheeled around and
finally pulling the lines out of Comstock's hands put
back on the west side of the square at furious speed,
colliding with and badly smashing Lawrence Havens' job
wagon. The frightened horse, freed from the shafts but
still attached to the buggy turned west on Third street.
At the corner of Lyon street the buggy lodged on a
telephone pole and at the same time the horse was caught
by a Mr. Carroll. One axle was bent, a shaft broken and
the top badly wrecked.
Fortunately no one was seriously
injured though the Wood boy was considerably bruised and
shaken, being barely able to hobble away from where he
was thrown to the ground.
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Today's Feature Hail to the Chief.
Well wishers paraded through
the Carthage Police Department yesterday
afternoon to extend their appreciation for Police
Chief Ed Ellefsens 19 years of service to
Carthage. Today is the Chiefs last day on
the job.
Ellefsen notified the Mayor and
City Council on May 21 that he would retire as
Police Chief and take a position as the Director
of the Mid-States Organized Crime Information
Center in Springfield.
Mayor Johnson presented
Ellefsen with a proclamation of gratitude from
the City as part of the activities.
Johnson said Ellefsen would be
leaving Carthage a "modern, professional,
and well-equipped department." The Mayor
also wished the departing Chief "nothing but
success and happiness in his new career."
"Carthage has been a great
community to serve," said Ellefsen. "I
stumbled in here 19 years ago. When they asked me
to become Police Chief I was enjoying life as
Chief of Detectives in Joplin and I thought I
would retire there.
"I have felt the respect
and reason from 1979 to the present. Overall, the
community and the Mayors Ive served for,
and the Council members have been honorable
individuals.
"I will miss not being
able to work with (Mayor Johnson) longer because
I think we would have a heck of a time.
"Its been a good
ride. Ive got no regrets."
Captain Davis has been assigned
the duty as interim Police Chief until the
position is filled.
Mall Sidewalk Update.
The Public Works Committee
approved a $1780 change order on the Mall
Sidewalk project with a vote of three to one.
Committee Member Charlie Bastin voted against
approving the order.
The change order is for work
around a doorway which provides access beneath
the sidewalk, replacing that door and for
expansion joints needed because of the patterned
concrete used in the project.
It is not clear whether the
doorway is actually on Mall Sidewalk property or
on Carthage Eye Care property, but, according to
the Engineering Department, access is necessary
for the maintenance of the sidewalk. Assistant to
the City Engineer Joe Butler reported that Dr.
Soriano at Carthage Eye Care is willing to sign
an ingress/egress easement so that the City has
access regardless of who actually owns the
doorway area.
With the change order, total
cost of the project is $77,339 which is still
below the budgeted amount. A voice vote of the
Council is required to approve the change.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Lots a folks stoppin
by the Police Station yesterday. One former
Council member commented that he voted
against hirin Chief Ellefsen back in
79. Said then Carthage was just a
steppin stone for a better position. He
jokingly said it took 19 years, but he was
proved right. Just goes ta show ya.
Once again Carthage is in
position to take advantage of its high
quality of life and great geographic location
to attract a good caliber of person for a key
position in the community. Who ever ends up
as the new Chief will no doubt be impressed
with the physical station and the personnel
left behind by Chief Ellefsen, hes
built a formidable "force."
The Mayor will no doubt
have some good candidates to choose from,
hope the next Chief stays a little longer .
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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The more years I stand on these
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In many of today's books there
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Vitamin K, as described
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mentioned for keeping the veins strong. I have
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consistently. One of my customers has been helped
tremendously and states that he has less pain
than he has had in years.
Butchers Broom is
supposed to help tone and tighten the circulatory
system. I have found it takes some of the pain
from the pressure off my legs.
Recently in Dr. Gott's
column (sometimes we agree!) he mentions
horsechestnut extract as a remedy for "heavy
leg syndrome." Feedback has been good.
It is important to drink plenty
of fluids this time of year. Drinking small
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