The Mornin' Mail
is published daily Monday, June 8, 1998 Volume VI, Number
248 did ya know?
Did ya know?. . .The Eminence
Chapter #93 Order of the Eastern Star - 50 year
membership pin presentation - regular meeting -7:30 p.m.,
June 9, 1998
Did Ya Know. . .The Kiwanis Club
Kiddieland is now open! To make reservations for a group
or birthday party call 358-9472
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today's
laugh
"Who is that letter from?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"There you are! What do I want to
know for? Youre the most inquisitive person I ever
met!"
"Dear Emily," he wrote.
"Words cannot express how much I regret having
broken off our engagement. Will you please com back to
me? Your absence leaves a space no one can fill. Please
forgive me and let us start all over again, I need you so
much. Your forever, Bob.
"P.S. - By the way,
congratulations on winning the lottery."
"Did your wife that little lecture
on economy you talked about?"
"Yes."
"Any results?"
"Yes - Ive got to give up
smoking."
Zeal - A certain nervous disorder
afflicting the young and inexperienced.
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Did Well in a Ten Mile Race.
Arthur Alexander of this city, was
quite successful in the ten mile road race at Joplin
yesterday. There were twenty-nine entries and he had a
three-minute handicap. He won fourth place and third time
and thereby captured a pair of bicycle tires, a 20th
century bicycle lamp, a pair of patent leather shoes and
a two-pound box of Whitman's candies.
The race was won in 29 minutes and ten
seconds.
Fen Clark of this city, was one of
those who entered, but he fell after riding about three
and one-half miles and so dropped out.
The Sons of Veterans will give a
strawberry and ice cream festival in the Parkell building
on the east side of the square Saturday night.
A fine baby boy arrived this morning at
the home of councilman Guy Wells.
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Today's Feature Budget In First Reading Tomorrow.
The City Council will see the
first reading of the proposed FY 98/99 budget
during tomorrow evenings regular meeting.
The document shows total appropriations of just
under $7 million.
The budget includes just over
$1.5 million in capital improvements that
represents a major portion of the $1.8 million
drawn from general fund reserves. Some Council
members attending the Budget Hearings over the
last two months have expressed concern with the
heavy reliance on reserves this year.
By ordinance, a restricted
reserve equal to one third of the Citys
operating budget is set aside. This year that
equals $1.76 million. The City ended the current
fiscal year with a total just over $3.5 million
in reserves. If the proposed budget is approved
the total reserve level will be left at $2.17
million.
Council member Mike Harris has
seen heavy support of his notion that the City
should either spend reserves on community
services or reduce the tax burden. He has stated
that the City should not just "bank"
reserves and just draw the interest.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
If ya hadnt noticed,
apparently the cool weather has spurred the
growth of several of those little yard
ornaments that pop up just for the political
season. Course in reality, it became
legal to start placin political signs
in Carthage last Friday. The local ordinance
gives political hopefuls 60 days to get their
message across via yard signs. The primary
election will be held August 5. From all
indications, there will be some
jousting for space with the fairly
large number of candidates this year.
Dont be surprised ta have some visitors
knockin on your door in the next couple
a months.
Im hearin that
some candidates have been a little surprised
at the hospitality, interest and questions
raised durin front porch conversations.
Remember, the longer ya talk to em, the
less time they have ta get to the rest of the
voters.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
by Al Carrell and Kelly Carrell
A SUPER HINT - Old wire racks
left over from your kitchen cabinets, dishwasher,
etc., are super for organizing your shop. They
are ideal for storing circular saw blades so that
they stand up and are easy to select.
Dear Al: I get a lot of packing
from mail-order items. Some of it I save to
reuse, but the rest I recycle by taking it to a
local antiques dealer, who uses a lot of the
material and is always thrilled to see me coming
with a new supply of it. In appreciation, I think
he often gives me a little bit of a discount on
merchandise I buy from him. If everybody did
this, then there would be enough to go around for
a long time...and none in the landfills. - H.N.
Q. My husband and I have wine
bottle collection and are ready to cut them all
in half for a special project of ours. How do we
do it without breaking the bottles or cutting
ourselves to ribbons? - S.A.
A: Although it has been a while
since we've looked, there used to be bottle
cutters that were available through craft and
hobby stores. They work quite well and are made
just for the purpose you have in mind.
A SUPER HINT - Woodworking
often results in splinters. One way to remove the
little devils is to cover the spot with a drop of
white glue. When it dries, peel away the glue,
and usually the splinter comes out too!
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