The Mornin' Mail
is published daily -Monday, March 16, 1998 Volume VI,
Number 189 did ya know?
Did Ya Know... Kathleen Leary
McGuire will hold a campaign kick-off reception from 5 to
7 p.m. Tues., March 17, St. Patrick's Day at the Holdiay
Inn, Dogwood Room, Joplin. McGuire will seek re-election
to a third term as Circuit Clerk of Jasper County. The
public is invited.
Did Ya Know... Project
Graduation Donkey Basketball will be at the High School
at 7 p.m., Tues., March 17. KODE will be one of the
teams.
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today's
laugh
If ignorance is bliss, why arent
there more happy people?
Pointing to the bear rug on his den
floor, a hunter told a friend, "I got this one in
Canada. It was either him or me."
The friend said, "Well, he makes a
better rug!"
"My husband is an efficiency
expert."
"What does an effiency expert
do?"
"Well, if we women did it,
theyd call it nagging."
Boss - "Im suprised at you!
Do you know what they do with boys who tell lies?"
Office Boy - "Yes, sir. When they
get old enough the firm sends them out as salesmen."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Sad Death of Mrs. Bates.
Mrs. Bates, who lived just north of the
Advent church on Jersey street, died this afternoon. The
death is a peculiarly sad one, according to President E.
Knell of the charity union. The family has only been here
a short time and were compelled to stop on their journey
to Illinois by the illness of the wife and mother. There
are ten children of all ages. The head of the family is
willing to work and has two teams. He has been working at
the charity wood yard, and has been eager to secure
something to do.
The details of the funeral have not yet
been arranged, but it will be held tomorrow.
A Batch of Prisoners Brought up.
Constable Jack Winters brought up six
evil-doers from Joplin this morning and lodged them in
the county jail. There were nearly all kinds, ages,
colors and sex of wrong doers in the batch. The offenses
were embezzlement, burglary and plain fighting.
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Today's Feature Christmas Lights.
The Special Services Committee
voted 3-2 to recommend that City Christmas lights
be turned on November 13 this year. The vote came
after a lengthy discussion and comments from
several of the dozen or so representatives from
the business community attending the meeting.
Committee members Lujene Clark
and Donna Harlan presented arguments that
supported an after Thanksgiving lighting. Members
Bill Johnson and Nolan Henry backed an earlier
date to support tourist and business interests.
Committee Chair Jackie Boyer broke the tied vote.
Committee member Charlie Bastin was not present.
Council member Harris attended the meeting and
spoke in favor of the Thanksgiving date.
After a rousing defense of
tradition and holding out for an after
Thanksgiving date, Clark stated she would
compromise and Harlan moved for November 20.
"By cutting a week,
were really gaining nothing," said
Johnson, "other than forcing them to comply
to our date."
Henry moved to amend the motion
to November 13. The full Council will vote on the
recommendation.
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Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
Got into a situation once.
I ended up boardin a horse that was
bein fought over by a couple
gettin a divorce. Kept it an fed
it and exercised it for nearly a year without
any financial consideration. Got a little
attached to the pony I suppose. When the
split was legal, I offered to buy the horse,
but only ended up with some expenses
bein covered.
The horse had some spirit,
so when I saw the owner comin with a
trailer on that muggy summer day, I knew
there would be trouble. I was probly
hopin after fightin ta load the
owner might decide reconsider my offer. I sat
on the porch and watched the horse get shoved
and pulled, nearly choked with a rope. I
finally had ta go down and calm the animal
and walk it into the trailer.
I dont know that I
did the horse a favor, seein as how it
would probly be treated. But at the
time, there wasnt much option.
This is some fact, but
mostly, Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column The Super Handyman
A good chisel is a useful but
expensive tool. To get the best results you
should keep your chisels sharp. Once you've got
them sharpened, it's a good idea to store them so
that the blades will be protected. A scrap of
flexible tubing, either plastic or rubber, makes
good sheathing material.
Tubing is available at many
hardware stores, aquarium-supply stores and
automotive-parts stores. Depending on the size of
the chisel, you could use any soft, pliable
tubing.
Cut a section long enough to
cover the blade, and just slide the ends up into
the tubing.
Your blades can last longer
stored that way, and you won't have to worry
about accidentally running into one of their
sharp edges while rummaging through a shop drawer
or tool box.
Der Al & Kelly: When I am
painting or using a messy product in a can, I
just grab a plastic lid from the kitchen drawer
to use as a coaster. We always save a few butter
tubs to use for leftovers, and so we have lots of
lids. They really come in handy. It sure saves
time on cleanups, the way I work.-T.T.
A SUPER HINT-The next time you
open a fresh can of paint, rub a coating of
petroleum jelly around the inside of the rim,
either on the can or the lid. That will give you
an airtight seal when you are finishing for the
day, and make reopening the can the next day much
easier.
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