The Mornin' Mail
is published daily Wednesday, March 18, 1998 Volume VI,
Number 191
Did Ya Know... Terri Burnett, Paramedic from McCune-Brooks Hospital will present a program on "Children and Health" from 6:30 to 8:00 p.m. March 19 at the University Outreach and Extension Center. For more information, please contact the Center at 358-2158. Did Ya Know?. . . The Selection Committee of the Chamber Leadership Carthage Committee will meet this morning at 8:00 a.m. at the McCune Brooks Hospital Board Room |
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today's
laugh Peter (saying his prayers) - "And please make John stop hurling rocks at me. By the way, Ive mentioned this before."
A little girl of four came tearfully to her mother one morning with the complaint, "How can I button my dress when the buttons are in the back and Im in the front?"
Willie - "Teacher says were here to help others." Pa - "Of course we are." Willie - "Well, what are the others here for?"
Boston Child - "Mamma! Mamma! The baby has fell out of the window!" Boston Mother - "Fallen, you mean. Quick! run for the doctor." 1898 Has Embarked in Business. T. C. Owens, the little violinist and peddler, who has been on our streets lately, has established himself in business and opened up a shop on Howard between Third and Fourth Streets. Owing to the fact that Mr. Owens is unfortunate in not being able to walk, he certainly deserves a share of the patronage in his line.
Lost Five Minutes of Recess. The fire alarm from W. H. Miller's residence was sent in today during the morning recess at the Central and High school buildings. The boys on the school grounds all ran to the fire and the school bell was rung to bring them back. In order to get them back promptly the bell was tapped five minutes earlier than usual and so the lads lost five of their fifteen minutes' liberty by their wild scramble to see the fire.
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