The Mornin' Mail
is published daily Monday, March 23, 1998 Volume VI,
Number 194 did ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . . The Oats Bus
runs from Carthage and Sarcoxie to Joplin each Tuesday.
To schedule rides call 358-4662 or 1-800-770-6287 on
Mondays.
Did Ya Know... Tax Counsling is
available for the Elderly every Tuesday from 9-12 noon at
the Carthage Over 60 Center. No charge for the service.
People of all ages are eligible.
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today's
laugh
A lawyer became somewhat arcimonious in
his cross-examination, but the little woman who was in
the witness-box remained calm.
Eventually the lawyer said: "You
say you had no education, but you answered my questions
smartly enough."
The defendant meekly replied: "You
dont have to be a scholar to answer silly
questions."
"Havent I seen you
before?" asked the judge.
"Maybe," replied the tailor.
"So many men owe me money I cant remember
their faces."
Lawyer - "Well, if you want my
honest opinion--"
Client - "No, no. I want your
proffesional advice."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
That Mysterious Light in the West.
Citizens of the south and west parts of
town have for some time past noticed in the western
heaven shortly before 10 o'clock each evening a bright
shaft of light which seems to move in the arc of a circle
for a few seconds and then disappear. The strange light
has caused much comment and many are the theories as to
the cause of it all.
The fact of the matter is that Josh
Baker and the electric headlight on the electric car
which reaches Carthage at 10 o'clock is responsible for
the light. When the car rounds the curve at Morgan's
Western Heights station the searchlight is easily seen
and it is this which caused the mysterious phenomena.
Nothing shows a prosperity wave quicker
than the hotel registers. A glance at the registers of
the various hotels of Carthage shows plainly that travel
is much heavier now than it has been for a long time.
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Today's Feature Signs a Last Resort.
At last Tuesdays Public
Works Committee meeting, members discussed the
possibility of putting large signs in the yards
of propertynot being kept up to code. This
"scarlet letter" approach was suggested
as a final step in the process for chronic
abusers.
Committee member Jackie Boyer
said she periodically receives complaints about a
house on Jersey that is boarded-up and
rat-infested. She used this property as an
example of one that should receive a large sign
in the yard with the owners name and phone
number on it.
Codes Inspector Bud Rogers
identified the house as 1214 Jersey and agreed
that it has been an ongoing problem for about two
years. He said the owner promises to tear it down
and just does not follow through on his word.
The Committee agreed that the
current notification and posting process works
well in most cases and should continue, but that
Rogers should look into devising a sign program
for chronic abusers of the system.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I suppose most have heard
that there are some real estate transactions
bein considered by public interests.
The School Board have set
minimum bids on the Eugene Field School of
$55,000 and for Hawthorne School of $95,000.
The County is at least considerin the
purchase of the Nations Bank
buildin Im told. If
everthing transpires, the tax roles
shouldnt get hit too hard, though
Id guess the bank bein removed
will outweigh the school property bein
added.
From what Im
hearin on the street, there
doesnt seem ta be much concern over any
of the transactions. The feelin most
often expressed concernin the County is
that at least Carthage will continue to
improve its County Seat position as more
County property is concentrated in the City.
Informal information indicates the purchase
would be a good investment with a lease back
for a portion of the buildin.
Definitely worth consideration.
This is some fact, but
mostly, Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column The Super Handyman
Dear Al & Kelly:
I thought our home needed to be
painted and had started looking for painting
contractors. I was lucky enough to talk to a nice
contractor who suggested that we try a power
washer first. We rented a rig and did the work
ourselves and saved a bundle. It turned out that
our home was just really dirty and didn't need to
be repainted after all. I've saved this
gentleman's number and plan to use him when it is
time for a new paint job. It's nice to know there
are still some honest and helpful people around.
- S.T.
Dear Kelly:
I do a lot of painting in my
spare time. I really enjoy it and have developed
quite a flair. I like to use stencils and even do
murals occasionally. Before I use a brush, I
clean it really well with a brush cleaner and let
it dry. Than I brush it back and forth to get rid
of any loose bristles. I promise the extra time
is worth it. - C. O.
Taking something apart to fix
it usually isn't the hard part. It's getting all
the pieces back together, and in the right order.
A muffin pan can make the reassembly simpler.
As you take the object apart,
put each piece into a separate muffin cup. Number
the cups if you need to. If you don't have a
spare muffin pan or are afraid of ruining a good
one, you can buy inexpensive, disposable muffin
pans at a grocery store.
Better organization won't
necessarily help you get the item running again,
but at least you'll be able to keep track of your
parts, and that's one less thing to worry about.
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