today's
laugh
"She certainly is polished,
dont you think so?"
"Yes. Everything she says casts a
reflection on someone."
"It looks like a storm! You had
better stay for dinner."
"Oh, thanks, but I dont
think its bad enough for that."
Mrs. B - "She told me that your
told her the secret I told you not to tell her."
Mrs. G - "The mean thing! I told
her not to tell you I told her."
Mrs. B - "Well, dont tell
her that I told you she told me."
"You know her to speak to?"
"Oh, no, dear! Only to talk
about."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
THE CARTHAGE COLLEGE.
Is to be the Name of the
Greater College - Mrs. Lincoln Here.
Mrs. Lincoln, who is to give Carthage a
greater college, arrived in this city yesterday and will
now make her permanent headquarters here. She is
accompanied by her secretary, Mrs. Goddard, of Decorah,
Iowa, and by her daughter, Miss Alberta Lincoln. They are
at the Harrington. Mrs. Lincoln will be busy from this
time on advertising the school, which is now to be called
the "Carthage College" and also in securing
students to enter next fall, and in the general plans for
the advancement of the institution. Work on the new
buildings will begin about May 1 or May 15.
Mrs. Lincoln's husband, Mr. A. Lincoln,
who is to be business manager of the college, will not be
here for several months yet.
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Today's Feature Traditional Christmas.
Downtown merchants and tourist
interests failed to rally enough support from
Council members Tuesday night to get City
Christmas lights turned on before Thanksgiving.
The Council voted to have the
lights turned on November 26 this year, two weeks
later than requested by the Chamber of Commerce.
Council members Bill Johnson, Jackie Boyer, and
Nolan Henry were the only supporters of the early
date. Council member Art Dunaway was absent.
About a dozen supporters of the
early date were in the audience but the motion to
approve the Special Services Committee
recommendation for the November 14 date was made
by Committee Chair Jackie Boyer during her
committee report. This came before the citizens
participation period where some of the supporters
were expected to plea their case.
Council member Johnson called
the debate a "power struggle." Henry
said the City would be "left in the
dark" by ignoring the business
communitys wishes. Boyer argued that the
City spends thousands of dollars promoting the
community and should take advantage of every
opportunity to attract tourists.
Council member Donna Harlan
made the motion for the November 26 date after
the motion by Boyer failed 3-6. Harlan said
merchants dont stay open in the evenings
and therefor saw no sales tax advantage in having
the lights on. Lujene Clark, who has led the
movement to a later lighting, restated her
feeling that an early lighting dilutes the
celebration of Thanksgiving and traditional
values.
Member Mike Harris told the
Council that everyone in his ward he had spoken
with wanted the City to wait until after
Thanksgiving.
During the Citizens
Participation period, Chamber Director Heather
Kelly expressed her disappointment with the
Councils decision.
In other action, the Council
approved the continuation of the Farmers
Market. Shop owner Brent Erwin told the Council
he appreciated the consideration given to his
request to have the Market locate on alternating
sides of the Square. Erwin had taken his concerns
of traffic congestion to the Public Safety
Committee and that resulted Main Street Carthage,
the sponsor of the event, setting up a rotating
schedule. The Market will still be on the Square
on Wednesday and Saturday mornings, but will
shift to the north, south, east, and west on a
prescribed schedule. Erwin was pleased with that
arrangement.
Membership Drive Announced
Release by
Carthage Chamber Commerce
"Catch the Fever" is
the theme of the first major Carthage Chamber
membership campaign in a nearly a decade. The
membership drive, chaired by Business Consultant
Dan Corp, consists of seven teams of six members
that will canvass the Carthage/Joplin trade area
in search of expanding the Chamber's membership
and financial service base.
"As the membership
grows," according to Membership Committee
Co-Chairperson Edie Swingle Neil, "so does
the Chamber's ability to expand the efforts of
Chamber mission, to improve the overall business
climate for the member through sponsorship of
programs that stimulate growth, promote civic
development, and enhance political action."
The drive officially begins
with a Kickoff Breakfast, 7:30 a.m., Wednesday,
April 1, at the First United Methodist Church,
701 S. Main Street. The teams will recruit new
members through Friday, May 22. A special
"10th Inning" awards breakfast at 7:30
a.m. Thursday, May 28 will honor all of the teams
for their dedicated efforts.
Team Captains for the drive
include Bev Baker, UMB Bank Southwest; Bob
Copeland, McCune-Brooks Hospital; Cathy
Christensen Corp, Shoe Wearhouse; Donna Frieson,
Econolodge and Super 8 Motels; Bill Johnson, Shoe
Wearhouse; and Edie Swingle Neil, Jasper County
Recorder.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
There is a movement to
change the procedure of evaluating City
department heads. In the recent past, the
entire Council would meet in closed session
and discuss, with the particular personnel
present, concerns or praise of last
years performance.
The proposed change would
be that a smaller number of Council members
be involved in the questioning with other
members able to submit written comments or
concerns.
Council member Charlie
Bastin took exception to the new proposal at
Tuesdays Council meetin. He says
he feels it is each members duty to be
involved directly in the process. He feels
the idea is to keep certain members from
bein in the loop.
Although assured that that
was not the reason for the proposed change,
according to City Administrator Tom Short,
only one department head had a problem with
the past evaluations.
The Council voted to look
at a format for change but will withhold
judgement until later.
This is some fact, but
mostly, Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column Click and Clack Talk Cars
Dear Tom and Ray;
Here's a story I think most
people should know about. I went to the doctor's
office the other day. I parked my '91 Jeep
Cherokee on the street. When I got done, the car
would crank but it wouldn't start. The gas-gauge
needle had dropped off the dial, and the
"low fuel" light was on.
I noticed that there were four
or five homeless-looking people on the block. One
of them came up and offered to help me. Figuring
why not, I let the guy try a few things. I was
nervous, because the neighborhood wasn't great,
and I was having trouble understanding his
accent. After playing with several different
things under the car, he got the car started.
Next came his pitch: "If
you took this to the dealer, they'd want to
replace your computer and charge you lots of
dough. But I'd be happy with $35 for helping
out." The smallest bill I had was a $5,
which I gave him. I told him he'd volunteered to
help and couldn't expect to be paid. I think this
was a scam. My question is, without having access
to the interior or the engine compartment, how
did he disable my car so he could "help
me" start it again? - Ted
RAY: Geez, Ted. You've got some
very clever homeless people in your town.
TOM: I'll tell you exactly what
he did. He crawled under the car, and unplugged
the electrical harness that powers the fuel pump.
RAY: And by unplugging it, he
killed the electric fuel pump, which prevented
the car from starting, And since that same
harness powers the gas gauge sending unit, your
gas gauge also registered empty.
TOM: Then, when he saw you
cranking away, he crawled back under the car,
plugged the harness back in, and voila!
Everything was fine again.
RAY: So it is a scam. And a lot
of cars have external harnesses and are
vulnerable to this kind of thing.
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