today's
laugh
They have devised a great new device
for weathermen. Its called a window.
The reason that lightning never hits
the same place twice, scientists have discovered, is that
after it hits the first time, the same place isnt
there anymore.
Somebody asked a professor how science
helped the business world. The professor replied,
"What would the belt business be without the law of
gravity?"
Drive someone crazy, send them a
telegram saying, "Disregard first
telegram."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Charity Union Work.
The present cold snap makes many
demands for coal and wood come to the Charity Union these
days and President E. Knell has his hands full looking
after the worthy poor to keep them from suffering. Warm
clothing is also much in demand.
Mr. Knell has found a good home for a
15 year old boy named Miller, with a family living north
of town. Mr. Knell believes that it is better for many
parents to thus provide for children they are unable to
properly care for and he acts accordingly.
Jake Barker, the conductor of the
electric line, is taking an enforced lay off for a day or
two, owing to a badly inflamed eye, which was injured in
a very unusual manner. Mr. Barker was standing on the
rear platform of his car when a passenger began rolling a
cigarette. A gust of wind caught a quantity of the
tobacco and whirled it into the conductors eye,
blinding him temporarily and causing a good deal of pain.
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Today's Feature Civil War Road Paved, Sidewalk Mall Bids
In, Parking Lot Plans.
The Public Works Committee was
informed Tuesday afternoon by City Engineer Steve
Lett that the stretch of Civil War Road leading
to the Carmar entrance from Highway 71 is
completed. The final overlay of the roadway was
delayed last December due to cold weather.
The repair and widening of the
heavily traveled road is a short term solution
according Engineering Department reports made
last spring. At that time it was estimated that
the improvements would last five to eight years.
Carmar has estimated that more that 500 trucks a
day will be moving over the road by that time.
Jasper County is assisting in the repairs by
paying for the final overlay.
During the same meeting bids
were opened for the renovation of the sidewalk
mall just off the south side of the square. The
walkway has been fenced off for over a year
because of safety concerns and negotiations for
clear title to the property.
Four bids were received by the
Engineering Department. The bids will be reviewed
by the Department and recommendations will be
presented at the next Public Works Committee
meeting. The bids were submitted with three
alternate options so, depending on which options
are agreed to, it is not clear which company is
actually lowest overall.
G&G Construction of
Carthage, Dalton Killinger of Joplin, and Sprouls
Construction of Lamar all seem to be within a few
thousand dollars of $80,000 for the complete
package. Dalton Killinger appears to be the low
bid, but shows a completion time of 120 days, the
other two show a 60 day completion time. Branco
Enterprises of Neosho claimed the high bid of
just over $120,000 for the complete project.
Alternate option #1 would be a
handicapped accessible ramp, option # 2 would
include planters, electrical receptacles, and
irrigation system, option #3 would be a patterned
concrete surface. G&G Construction submitted
the lowest base bid, that would not include any
of the above options, of $45,320.
The Committee also saw the
latest draft plan for the parking lot just south
of the Police Station. The plan was for
approximately fifty parking spaces and includes a
perimeter of grass and 10-12 trees. Assistant to
the City Engineer Joe Butler told the Committee
that approximately $1,500 should pay for the
trees.
City Engineer Steve Lett
suggested that the landscaping could be bid as a
separate item from the parking lot. Council
member Lujene Clark, who is not a member of the
Committee but was in attendance, told the
Committee that she had been working toward
finding outside funding to help pay for
landscaping the lot.
Clark also inquired if any type
of lighting had been planned for the lot.
City Engineer Steve Lett said
that lighting had not been put into the plan.
Police Chief Ed Ellefsen said the lot probably
would not be used much at night.
Committee member Bill Johnson
reminded the Committee that the City does not
provide lighting in any other lots in town.
"And when you put the
lights in," said Johnson, "you have an
electric bill. That electric bill will come to
the City and not to CW&EP."
Clark stated that it would be
more cost effective to install lights during the
construction of the lot than doing it latter.
Committee member Art Dunaway
suggested some lights might be placed on the
Police station.
Lett asked for direction as to
the type of lighting the Committee desired. The
suggestion of historic type lighting as is
presently on the inner part of the square was
made.
"Why not make it
attractive," said Committee member Jackie
Boyer. "If Lujene can get landscaping money,
then the City should do something more than a
utility pole."
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"Saving
Grace"
New
Release by Stone Throw Community Theatre
" Just good family
fun with a 70s disco beat,"
says Sonya Kew of her next production at
Stones Throw Community Theatre,
Carthage, Missouri, Jack Sharkeys
three-act comedy farce, "Saving
Grace." The highly-touted regional
theater hit opens Thursday, March 19, for
a seven performance run at the
dinner-theater located on Old Highway 66,
just west of Carthages city park.
The cast features
DLisa Mckee, Curt Campbell, Rob
Blanset, Brandi Backer, and Eric
Conrardy. Comedy veteran of numerous
Stones Throw productions, Campbell
says 70s disco theme "just
calls For patrons to dig out their
polyester leisure suits and platform
shoes, dust off the gold chains, and
boogie on down to Stones throw,
wearing the green especially if
theyre Irish!"
Cody Dyer is stage
manger and property master. Henry Heckett
is in charge of the setting, lighting,
and sound, assisted by Dyer and Greg
McKinney. Backer is costumer, with Alyssa
Bell and Ashley Farley in charge of hair
and makeup design. Dr. William Roehling
is the producer. Betty Bell is in charge
of house and reservations.
Admission for this
special St. Pats presentation is
$15 for adult, $13 for students 13
through 20, and $10 for youth 12 and
under. Dinner is included in the
admission price, and features salad,
marinated beef with Oriental vegetables,
long grain and wild rice, a special
desert, fresh baked sesame rolls with
butter, and a choice of beverages. Doors
open at 6:00 PM, with dinner served at
6:30 PM. For the Sunday matinee, doors
opens at 12.30 PM, with dinner at 1:00
PM.
"Saving
Grace" runs March 19-21 and March
26-29. Confirmed reservations are
required, with Visa and Master Cards,
season membership, cash payment, or check
accepted to reserve all seating. Seating
is limited. The box office opens
Thursday, March 12, from 10 until 1, and
will remain open weekdays at these hours
for the run of the play. For more
information, call the box office at
417-358-9665.
"Saving
Grace" is produced by special
arrangement with Samuel French, Inc. New
York; and is funded in part by Missouri
Arts Council.
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Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
The question of maintenance
of the grass and trees proposed for the new
parkin lot south of the Police Station
was raised but not very well discussed at the
Public Works Committee meetin on
Tuesday. The possibility of installin a
sprinkler system was bout all that was
determined.
The more lingerin
question of course is whos gonna mow
the grass, trim the curbs and take care of
the trees?
I like the idea of trees
and grass around the lot. The question is
whos gonna be in charge of it and
ultimately how is the City gonna pay for the
eternal maintenance?
Id suppose the cost
ta contract the mowin and clippin
for a season ta be around $500 just as a
guess. No big deal, just a consideration.
Most would probly figure its
worth it, they just dont want the
fundin ta come out of their pocket. May
bring a new meanin to the term
"sod busters."
This is some fact, but
mostly, Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column Click and Clack Talk Cars
Dear Tom and Ray
I did a front-end brake job on
my 89 Dodge Ram 150 truck. I took the front
rotors off and had them turned at a local shop. I
put in new pads and put everything back together
correctly. I drove away the next day and
experience a slight vibration that had the sound
of a low hum, like big, off-road tires on
payment. It only occurs when applying the brakes
firmly. I checked to be sure everything is
tightened correctly, but I still have the hum.
What could be causing this?-Phil
Ray: Whats causing this?
The guy at the local shop that turned your
rotors, Phil.
Tom: He did a lousy job. He
did, what we call in the trade, a "record
cut" because the rotor looks like an old 33
rpm record, but with deeper grooves in it.
Ray: Ideally, the rotors should
be perfectly smooth. You put the rotor on the
lathe, and as the rotor spins, you move the blade
from the inside to the outside. But if you move
the blade too quickly across the spinning rotor,
cut too deeply, or use a dull cutting tip,
youll end up with grooves. And when the
brake pads press up against the grooved rotor,
you get that hum.
Tom: So you can either wait
until the metallic particles in your brake pads
wear down the grooves and smooth them out or you
can go back and ask them to redo the rotors-
assuming you have enough thickness left in the
rotor to cut it again. Good luck, Phil
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