The Mornin' Mail
is published daily -Friday, March 6, 1998 Volume VI,
Number 183
Did Ya Know?. . .Project graduation Rummage Sale will be held Saturday, March 7 in the old Cost Plus store on the Carthage Square. 6:30 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Community Band will present a pops concert Sunday March 8 at the Carthage Senior High Auditorium at 2:30 p.m. and again on Monday, March 9 at the Avilla R-13 School Auditorium at 7:30 p.m.. Admission free.
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today's
laugh A doctor asked a patient to stand at the window and stick out his tongue. "But Im here for a foot examination," the patient said. The doctor said," I know. But I hate the doctor across the street."
The rural doctor came out to the farm to check on the farmers wife. Upon arriving, the doctor felt thirsty. He walked over to the well to bring up some cool water, but slipped and fell in. The moral is that a doctor should take care of the sick and leave the well alone.
A man rushes into a drugstore asks for a cure for the hiccups. Without warning the druggist slaps him in the face. "Got the hiccups now?" asked the druggists. "No," replied the customer, "but my wife out in the car still does." 1898 THE G.A.R ENCAMPMENT. Capt. T.B. Tuttle today received a letter from J.P. Platt, of Kingston, Mo., department commander of the G.A.R. of Missouri, which states that Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, May 10,11, and 12, have been settled upon as the dates for the G.A.R. state encampment, which will be held in Carthage. The encampment will be a big thing for Carthage and will bring several thousand strangers to here, many of whom have never seen this rich section of Missouri before. The Sons of Veterans and W.R.S. state organizations also meet at the same time and the encampment promises to be more than ordinarily successful this year. Commander Platt and his staff will pay Carthage a visit in the future to help along the plans for the encampment, arouse interest, etc. The committee of advisement will be here on the 9th.
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