The Mornin' Mail
is published daily Monday, May 11, 1998 Volume VI, Number
229 did ya know?
Did Ya Know. . . The Lincoln
Ladies Federated Republican Women will hold their next
meeting on Monday, May 11, at 5 p.m. at Shoneys in
Carthage. New members are welcome.
Did Ya Know. . .Victorian
Carthage, Inc. will sponsor the Through the Garden Gate
Tour June 6. The tour will visit gardens with a purpose,
to meet particular needs and just plain beautiful.
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today's
laugh
"It must be kind of difficult to
eat soup with a mustache."
"Yes, its quite a
strain."
"Tough luck," said the egg in
the monastery. "Out of the frying pan into the
friar."
Parting advice -- Put a little water on
the comb.
"I saw a big rat in my cookstove
and when I went for my revolver he ran out."
"Did you shoot him?"
"No. He was out of my range."
"Whats that you have
there?"
"A clamp."
"Oh, so youre a vise
guy."
Better to have loved a short girl than
never to have loved a tall.
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Married Saturday Night.
Charles Glick and Miss Bowhart were
married Saturday evening at 8 o'clock at the residence of
Mr. Hubbard on Elm street by Elder George Barnhart. The
newly married couple attended the closing performance of
the Howard DeVoss Co.'s engagement at the Grand after the
ceremony.
Homer F. Pitts and wife drove down from
Jasper today on a shopping expedition. Mr. Pitts is in
the drug business at Jasper. He attended college here and
is as well known in Carthage as at home. He and his
brother, Leon J. Pitts, are preparing to build neat
cottages a block apart at Jasper.
S. H. Lanyon, of Sedalia, has rented
the McMillan house on South Maple street and the family
is now here. Mr. Lanyon is interested in smelters at
Pittsburg, Kansas, and came here on account of the
excellence of our schools.
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Today's Feature The Ruling Against Candidate Butler.
The May 6th filing for appeal
of Judge David Darnolds May 5th ruling that
Susan Butler was not a qualified candidate for
Circuit Judge of Division II of the Jasper County
Circuit Court will have to move quickly to beat
the May 26 final certification date for
candidates. That is the last day that candidates
can be placed on the ballot for the August 4
primary. Butler filed to run against David Dally
for the position.
Judge Darnolds ruling
stated that Butler failed to meet the
qualification of being a "qualified
voter" for a period of three years before
preceding her selection. One definition cited was
from the Missouri Court of Appeals, in
circumstances "strikingly similar" to
this case as being "one who appearing at the
proper polling place may receive and cast a
ballot in any regular or special election...(W)e
do not believe...that one not qualified to vote
in his own election might serve..."
The Court found that although
Butler had possibly been a resident of Jasper
County for three years, she only registered to
vote in Jasper County on March 6, 1998 and would
not meet time requirement.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The, up ta now, fairly
quiet Budget Hearings may liven up a little
tonight. The question of "hold
harmless" funds is supposed ta be
discussed and other subjects that have thus
far been put aside may start to erupt. The
fundin for sidewalk repairs has been
pretty well accepted, except it came only
with the understandin that how the
money would be spent was left for discussion
later in the year. A $180,000 has been
tentatively been accepted as the amount to be
used for the new fire sub-station, even
though we havent yet seen any plans or
accurate estimates on cost.
Some discussion of storm
water runoff problems and fundin for
solutions is probly also in the works.
There is still close to a million bucks
settin outside the budget that could be
spent. The interestin part may still be
to be seen.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
Carthage Farm & Home Supply
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Weekly Column
The Super
Handyman.
A whole lot of
folks decide that spring is a good time of the
year to paint. It sort of goes along with spring
cleaning. If you plan to be painting with a brush
right form the can, you should install a half-lid
before you start painting.
All you need is a relatively
clean lid from an old can of paint. Use tin snips
to cut the lid in half, then place half on your
new can. As you work from the can, you can wipe
off you brush on the half-lid. That way, all the
paint drips will end up back in the can instead
of in the rim or on the side of the can.
It's a pretty neat way to cut
down on cleanup time later.
Dear Al & Kelly: When you
don't finish a tube of caulk and you want to save
the rest of it, you can stick a long gutter pike
into the tube. It works quite well. I used to
just replace the cap, but I might as well have
thrown out the tube, because the caulk just
didn't last that way. If the gutter pike is too
large for the hole's diameter, you can use a long
nail instead. It's easy to get started with the
half-used caulk, too, since you just pull out the
pike or nail and you're ready to go. - D.A.
A SUPER HINT - If you need to
install a screw into the end grain of a piece of
lumber, install a dowel into the side of the
wood, perpendicular to the screw and about midway
the length of it. That way the screw has
something more substantial to grab.
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