today's
laugh
Two Irishmen met once, and referred to
the illness of a third.
"Poor Michael Hogan! Faith,
Im afraid hes going to die," said one.
"And why would he die?" asked
the other.
"Oh, hes got so thin!
Youre thin enough, and Im thin--but, by my
sowl, Michael Hogan is thinner than both of us put
together."
The sun is all very well," said an
Irishman, "but the moon is worth two of it; for the
moon affords us light in the night-time, when we want it,
whereas the suns with us in the day-time, when we
have no occasion for it."
Said an Irish justice to a blustering
prisoner on trial; "We want nothing from you, sir,
but silence, and very little of that."
1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
GEO. WHITSETT'S COMPANY.
George Whitsett's company, which is now
awaiting orders to go to rendezvous with the Fifth
Regiment of which it is to be a part, may leave for St.
Louis Saturday evening, as the city papers say such is
the expectation of the regiment, but the company has not
received its marching orders.
The boys take their meals in true
soldier fashion in a vacant building on East Fourth
street. They sleep in the Kilgore building on Grant
street. Sixty-four of them reposed there last night, and
they were stowed in about as close as they could
comfortably lie. Night before last they were inclined to
be boisterous, but last night they were all tired and
there were no disturbers.
Since the Light Guard has left, the
company is drilling at the armory. The boys are learning
rapidly and are anxious for the call to come for their
regiment to go to St. Louis.
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Today's Feature Park Board Comments.
Members of the Parks and
Recreation Board, during a meeting last
Wednesday, showed obvious signs of frustration
about the Budget Committees cutting the
Parks request from $112,000 to just over $58,000.
The Committee also has allowed for an additional
$36,725 to pay for maintenance of the Fair Acres
Sports Complex.
"Its nice for the
Council to be tight," said member Clarence
Kester, "but they should be thinking with
their heads instead of what they sit on.
Ill put my baseball cap on the table right
now if they want it."
Board Vice President Richard
Campbell said he was frustrated, after spending a
significant amount of time putting together a
realistic budget, with the level of funding from
the City.
"If they dont like
the way were doing it," said Campbell,
"they need to find another way to do
it."
In other action, the Board
voted to send a recommendation to the City
Council that the Fourth of July fireworks display
be held at the Myers Park Development. Lost
revenue from closing the golf course early and
cleanup expense were mentioned.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I stopped by the new
parkin lot construction just south of
the Police Station Friday. There was a bit of
a scare when they started movin dirt
around. They discovered some soft spots and
were afraid a foot or so of soil would have
ta be replaced over the entire area. After
further diggin, they found three or
four soft spots and seemed ta think that was
all that would be needed ta be removed.
Friday afternoon, the estimate was around 300
cubic yards of fill would have ta be brought
in to replace the removed dirt. There will be
some additional cost involved, but
nothin like what was involved with the
Police Department or City Hall.
The dirt movers caught some
luck in not havin rain so the job
seemed ta be progressin nicely. The new
lot should be gettin a coat of
pavin soon.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
The Super Handyman
Dear Al: I always start off
each growing season with sharp shovels and hoes.
You wouldn't believe how much faster you can chop
down weeds or dig a hole for a tree when you have
a sharp tool. It takes about 10 minutes to
sharpen each tool, and it usually lasts me a
whole season. Sharpening a shovel also takes the
strain off its handle, since you don't have to
put so much weight behind it when you're using
it. - M.K.
Q. I have 4-inch ceramic tiles
around my kitchen sink and on my counter tops.
The filler between the tiles has worn down in
some spots, and it looks bad when it is dirty. Is
there a way to fill in these bad spots? - G.P.
A: The filler between the tiles
themselves - the grout - is available in a ready
mix or powder form.
The filler between the sink and
the tiles is usually caulk. Get a caulk specified
for use on tubs or sinks. Since the caulk has
some flexibility, it can better handle the
problems of expansion and contraction between the
two different materials, tile and sink.
Remove the old grout and fill
the joints with the right color of new grout, and
use the caulk where it is needed.
A SUPER HINT - Instead of
mowing over your lawn sprinkler heads or trying
to edge around them, use a tin can. Empty the
can, and clean it out. Place it, open-side down,
over the sprinkler head and push down. The can
will cut right through the grass, and you can
pull the sod right up.
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